Well I figured since I'm taking soo long coming up with new chapters, I would do something different. This is the first chapter again. But it's been translated to Spanish, then back to English, which makes for a very interesting read. Now I suggest if you haven't read the first chapter in a long time, or just haven't read it at all, read it. So that way you know what is going on. Because this is truly
confusing.
La Colina silenciosa 3: The Quit Town, Silent Hill(REMIX)
The Silent Hill 3 Chapter of Parody 1: The Leaves the Town, the Silent Hill.
The denial: All characters in this story are own by Konami, me not.
We are open to a shot of the Silent Hill. We see to walk of down the Brezo a misty street al complex Blue of the Apartment of the Stream. She carries the same old, same old one. She has her quick light in.
The brezo (narrator) : to interest you're welcome happens in the Silent Hill. I returned here, I cause that this be where was born. And I wanted to come to a calm, boring the place. Some where I put myself'T has to worry about "the fantastic." to interest you're welcome happens in the Silent Hill. Until that woman came.
Heather continues walking for the street. We see a light behind Brezo, that is followed by noises of a motor. Heather looks back to see what is. She is able'T sees, 's too much misty.
The brezo: (he confused) what is that?
A woman in a motorcycle handles for really rapidamente.
The brezo (he confused still) : Well that he was unequal.
Heather continues his walk by the street. And runs into with a shipwreck of a motorcycle. With a woman that lying down in the floor al side of it. Heather runs the woman.
The brezo: Uhhh. ....Are you good?
The doesn of the woman'the answer T. She seems he knocked down.
The brezo: Uhhh. .. Stay there, I will call an ambulance.
The woman: the Wait! Any ambulance needed (raises himself) This was barely a test
The brezo: the Test?
The woman: Yes, something as a test. I wanted that a more nearby look at the head.
The brezo: the head?
The woman: Yes seems al one I seek.
The woman is dress in a red shirt with a black skirt. She carries black boots, and she has cut in brief blond hair.
The brezo: (he confused, one more time) You where seeking the head?
The woman: You are able to say that.
The woman goes to her bicycle destroyed, and removes a pipe mohoso long.
The brezo: What plans to do you with that?
The woman: for sees if's the correct head, I should do this. ....
The woman swings, and strikes Brezo the right in the front. Heather goes to rotate in the air, and in the land in her as. She is knocked down, with a little drools leaving of the mouth.
The woman: Hmmmm, that worked? The brezo awakes suddenly, having the head.
The brezo: (meó) OH! !!!! Why the Hell did it struck me! !!!!????
The woman: you Are well? I should call I an ambulance?
The brezo: What? Mocks you of me!? I put myself'T needs an ambulance, I'M going home barely!
Heather raises himself, dazed, and the beginnings that walk the past the woman, until the woman be dispelled in the fog.
The brezo: Curses woman, what the hell is wrong with her?
Heather walks in the complex of apartment, and by the vestibule. She for in a door, and opens it with a key. Strangely sufficient the apartment looks almost the same one that its old one one. She walks in her room of receipt. And it sees, that more but Douglas, and Vincent that sits down there.
The brezo: What the hell is you types that do here!
Vincent: (with a smile in its face) Now, now Alessia, that's that not way to speak its father.
The brezo: (confused, but again) what!? Their not my father, and my name are Brezos!
Douglas: Sits down Brezo, you need relajarse, and to permit abuelito that old says it a story.
The brezo: Its not my Abuelito!
Vincent: why do you shout? (They raise eyeglasses) All know, that to shout is gross.
Douglas: Yes Brezo, you know that.
The brezo: What is you types that speak about, and about you did still'T answers my first question.
Vincent: Its is Brezo foolish, we have always lived here.
The brezo: Uhhh. ..What?
Douglas: You know those magazines in its room? Well, if you is put'T has incoveniente in saying, you have the good flavor.
Vincent: fact'T has thought my own daughter would be a lesbian. For the Brezo of the shame.
The brezo: I'M not lesbian, and those they till'the mine T. And you they till'T my FATHER! !!!!
Vincent: Comes sits down, the Brezo. We can speak about its day. And that collision in the head.
The brezo: (I know that proper'T, but fact'the injured one T does it) Fine.
Heather sits down in the center of the room.
The brezo: So this street walked downward, and this woman come and collide in his motorcycle, and she comes and he struck me in the head with a pipe.
Vincent: sounds as his are sexually active.
The brezo: What the hell that has to do with something!? Vincent: Brezo you're welcome, nothing.
Douglas: I wanted to bring the up the matter about its "the look," Brezo
The brezo: how my "the look?"
Vincent: Well Brezo, you seems a dirty prostitute of the crack with tendencies lesbians.
The brezo: I'M not LESBIAN! !! And I look at well.
Vincent: How causes knows it, you is put'the look T in mirrors.
The brezo: Uhhhh.
Douglas: AND besides we obtain the mail all the time, about its looks.
The brezo: the Mail, what mail?
Vincent: here is one.
It reckoned Brezo,
You would look at a hell of a great deal better, if you took a bath. sincerely- Stanley
The brezo: Well I'll admits, I can smell, but why does persons take care of all that so much.
Vincent: Because, the Brezo, the main female characters are supposed to seem hot.
The brezo: the Main character?
Douglas: You would be able to be also a livelier small bit in the area of chest.
The brezo: (has the breast) Hears! Leave them out of this. They look at well.
Vincent: If you want to be fresh with the fans, then you should be clean and lively.
The brezo: Well would be able to stop me to take a bath. But this it is all a to shame small.
Douglas: Well we did'the need T to say something, but the way you where going, you has just to obtain worse.
The brezo: I guess that I will go it takes a bath, then.
Heather raises, and goes to its room, while Vincent and the chat of Douglas. Heather is removed its boots. And is rotated immediately far away by its own smell. She takes the vest of jacket far away, and then the remainder of her fabrics. She puts a towel in, and goes to her bathroom. She lights the water. And the world around her returns the world of the hell, she so is familiarized with. She sighs, and strikes the wall with the hand a pair of times, and as a parpadeando the light, the world of the hell returns to regular. She is removed her towel. The "the view," pans downward its back slowly, we see a "the addition here" the tatuaje, with an arrow that indicates downward, in her lower back. And then we obtain a good shot of her as (for all those fans of Brezo went there). She enters he have it of the bath. And begins soaping she same downward. The half an hour later, she leaves, obtains dry. And it puts a bandage on her collision. Now she carries a white undershirt that reveals her button of womb. "AMBULANCIA." says She carries the pants flannel sweat durmientes. And some white socks. (I'M sure you Brezo airs, the description of the love). Its doesn of the hair'the look T stains already. She doesn'T has the dirty look, already. And the rojez around its eyes goes. She brushed the teeth also.
The brezo (narrator) : although is rare that they are in my home, I'the class M of happy. Was solitary here by i. In order to accounts to interest you're welcome happens here.
The brezo: I feel a great deal better. I'M sure they will be pleased with my new aspect.
Heather walks in the room of receipt again, only to see Vincent, Douglas, and the woman of before chatting it up.
The brezo: What the hell is you doing here! !!!(pointing in the woman)
Vincent: Screaming again, the Brezo? You knows it's gross, we have a guest.
The brezo: (rubs the head) Ummm repented, but what are you doing here, and why did it struck me in the head
Douglas: She has a name that you know. 'S, Maria.
Maria: Hears Brezo, seems has been cleaned you up.
The brezo: why is you not answering my question.
Heather notifies that Vincent has a bandage in the head also.
The brezo: What happens you.
Vincent: Well strolled, and Maria, ran on with its motorcycle. To bring its back with me, was it except I would be able to do after I am so gross.
The brezo: That doesn'T does any since.
Douglas: Neither does its lack of Brezo of brain.
The brezo: What was that!
Vincent: comes and sits down, and we can speak.
Heather comes on and sits down in the floor.
Maria: How was its Brezo during the day.
The brezo: does it for the action as you did'T does something! Tell me why did you strike the head.
Maria: Cause that you be sexually active.
The brezo: What does that do has to do with himself.
Maria: You will see in time ago.
The brezo: Its to begin to do me lunatic.
Vincent: the Stop is Brezo gross.
The brezo: Does it for the action as my father.
Douglas: Hears, the Brezo why usual you go to its room, and permitted us chats of adults.
The brezo: That'fine of s, I put myself'the need T to speak with you types of all ways.
Heather raises and goes to her room, she takes one of her wrists of her tocador, and of the failures downward in her bed
The brezo: I put myself'T knows what the hell is up with all this, but's pleasant to be around other persons, even if doesn'marks it T since. (Has the head) OH! !!! The head. It hurts so much. Maria damned! 'S that hurts a little too much.
Heather is incorporated in its bed, having the head.
The brezo: Something isn'T right here.
The bandage of the brezo begins to excel, and the blood begins to stain it.
The brezo: AHHHHHH! !!!!! (The tests to have head) AHHHHHHH! !!
The protuberancia grows, and the loose bandage. The blood throws for all parts. A bloody hand of gloved leaves. And then an arm, then another arm. A head leaves, and begins to shake and the spas went. There is not the face in this beast. It begins it to throw went. Prompt a gigantic hand is seen grasping the is leaving of head of Brezo. The it is leaves, and the hand is revealed to be aside from a giant arms started of some class of beast. Heather goes back in its bed. Notably without injury, neither without the blood in the head. The is without the face, begins to fight the hand. The it be gone the bloody veins that leave the end of the arm, and swing the hand in the ceiling, and strikes is thrown it behind in the floor. The then it jumps in the air and punches in the center of the hand. The blood throws for all parts. The begins to break it aside. In that moment, Maria, with its pipe enters and jumps in the air. She crushes the without face is in the back of the head with the pipe, him striking he went. Prompt we see to awake of Brezo in his room, with a package of ice in the head.
The brezo: (takes ice package far away) what happens, why do there is blood each where?
Heather raises himself and the walks in the room of receipt. She sees Maria, Vincent, and Douglas, being sat down and to chat. She then sees that the without face is with an apron in. The has two trays, with three glasses, two in one, and in one in the other. The the sits down downward, and the returns to the kitchen.
The brezo: What the Hell is that! !!!!???
Vincent: Brezo, shouting again?
The brezo: Oh repented, who is that?
Maria: That thing left of the head. The it saved it. Its name is Valtiel.
The brezo: Valtiel? That's a rare name. Why it is he doing that.
Douglas: The wants to serve us.
Maria: Now we know its work about head.
The brezo: (rubs head) Ajá yes, the head.
Craws of Valtiel in the wall toward brezo, and a glass of water gives it.
The brezo: (puts in the smile of forgery) Thanks.
She walks back in its bloody space.
The brezo: (narrator) That Maria strange. The things that leave of the head? Vincent, Douglas. Rare, but not all that interesting. The town of isn Silent of Hill'T all that interesting. (She sits down in her back of bed with her wrist, and lights the television.) At least I'M not solitary already.
The brezo is derived slowly. Thus it harms the series, "The Silent Parody of the Hill."
Author's Commentary: Of course you all know that this spoof is heavly influenced by FLCL. I like that anime,I like the game, I thought it would be a very funny combination. The Brezo=Heather though, I don't know why some times it translates to Heather, and sometimes to Brezo. Hope you enjoy. I'll do the other chapters.
confusing.
La Colina silenciosa 3: The Quit Town, Silent Hill(REMIX)
The Silent Hill 3 Chapter of Parody 1: The Leaves the Town, the Silent Hill.
The denial: All characters in this story are own by Konami, me not.
We are open to a shot of the Silent Hill. We see to walk of down the Brezo a misty street al complex Blue of the Apartment of the Stream. She carries the same old, same old one. She has her quick light in.
The brezo (narrator) : to interest you're welcome happens in the Silent Hill. I returned here, I cause that this be where was born. And I wanted to come to a calm, boring the place. Some where I put myself'T has to worry about "the fantastic." to interest you're welcome happens in the Silent Hill. Until that woman came.
Heather continues walking for the street. We see a light behind Brezo, that is followed by noises of a motor. Heather looks back to see what is. She is able'T sees, 's too much misty.
The brezo: (he confused) what is that?
A woman in a motorcycle handles for really rapidamente.
The brezo (he confused still) : Well that he was unequal.
Heather continues his walk by the street. And runs into with a shipwreck of a motorcycle. With a woman that lying down in the floor al side of it. Heather runs the woman.
The brezo: Uhhh. ....Are you good?
The doesn of the woman'the answer T. She seems he knocked down.
The brezo: Uhhh. .. Stay there, I will call an ambulance.
The woman: the Wait! Any ambulance needed (raises himself) This was barely a test
The brezo: the Test?
The woman: Yes, something as a test. I wanted that a more nearby look at the head.
The brezo: the head?
The woman: Yes seems al one I seek.
The woman is dress in a red shirt with a black skirt. She carries black boots, and she has cut in brief blond hair.
The brezo: (he confused, one more time) You where seeking the head?
The woman: You are able to say that.
The woman goes to her bicycle destroyed, and removes a pipe mohoso long.
The brezo: What plans to do you with that?
The woman: for sees if's the correct head, I should do this. ....
The woman swings, and strikes Brezo the right in the front. Heather goes to rotate in the air, and in the land in her as. She is knocked down, with a little drools leaving of the mouth.
The woman: Hmmmm, that worked? The brezo awakes suddenly, having the head.
The brezo: (meó) OH! !!!! Why the Hell did it struck me! !!!!????
The woman: you Are well? I should call I an ambulance?
The brezo: What? Mocks you of me!? I put myself'T needs an ambulance, I'M going home barely!
Heather raises himself, dazed, and the beginnings that walk the past the woman, until the woman be dispelled in the fog.
The brezo: Curses woman, what the hell is wrong with her?
Heather walks in the complex of apartment, and by the vestibule. She for in a door, and opens it with a key. Strangely sufficient the apartment looks almost the same one that its old one one. She walks in her room of receipt. And it sees, that more but Douglas, and Vincent that sits down there.
The brezo: What the hell is you types that do here!
Vincent: (with a smile in its face) Now, now Alessia, that's that not way to speak its father.
The brezo: (confused, but again) what!? Their not my father, and my name are Brezos!
Douglas: Sits down Brezo, you need relajarse, and to permit abuelito that old says it a story.
The brezo: Its not my Abuelito!
Vincent: why do you shout? (They raise eyeglasses) All know, that to shout is gross.
Douglas: Yes Brezo, you know that.
The brezo: What is you types that speak about, and about you did still'T answers my first question.
Vincent: Its is Brezo foolish, we have always lived here.
The brezo: Uhhh. ..What?
Douglas: You know those magazines in its room? Well, if you is put'T has incoveniente in saying, you have the good flavor.
Vincent: fact'T has thought my own daughter would be a lesbian. For the Brezo of the shame.
The brezo: I'M not lesbian, and those they till'the mine T. And you they till'T my FATHER! !!!!
Vincent: Comes sits down, the Brezo. We can speak about its day. And that collision in the head.
The brezo: (I know that proper'T, but fact'the injured one T does it) Fine.
Heather sits down in the center of the room.
The brezo: So this street walked downward, and this woman come and collide in his motorcycle, and she comes and he struck me in the head with a pipe.
Vincent: sounds as his are sexually active.
The brezo: What the hell that has to do with something!? Vincent: Brezo you're welcome, nothing.
Douglas: I wanted to bring the up the matter about its "the look," Brezo
The brezo: how my "the look?"
Vincent: Well Brezo, you seems a dirty prostitute of the crack with tendencies lesbians.
The brezo: I'M not LESBIAN! !! And I look at well.
Vincent: How causes knows it, you is put'the look T in mirrors.
The brezo: Uhhhh.
Douglas: AND besides we obtain the mail all the time, about its looks.
The brezo: the Mail, what mail?
Vincent: here is one.
It reckoned Brezo,
You would look at a hell of a great deal better, if you took a bath. sincerely- Stanley
The brezo: Well I'll admits, I can smell, but why does persons take care of all that so much.
Vincent: Because, the Brezo, the main female characters are supposed to seem hot.
The brezo: the Main character?
Douglas: You would be able to be also a livelier small bit in the area of chest.
The brezo: (has the breast) Hears! Leave them out of this. They look at well.
Vincent: If you want to be fresh with the fans, then you should be clean and lively.
The brezo: Well would be able to stop me to take a bath. But this it is all a to shame small.
Douglas: Well we did'the need T to say something, but the way you where going, you has just to obtain worse.
The brezo: I guess that I will go it takes a bath, then.
Heather raises, and goes to its room, while Vincent and the chat of Douglas. Heather is removed its boots. And is rotated immediately far away by its own smell. She takes the vest of jacket far away, and then the remainder of her fabrics. She puts a towel in, and goes to her bathroom. She lights the water. And the world around her returns the world of the hell, she so is familiarized with. She sighs, and strikes the wall with the hand a pair of times, and as a parpadeando the light, the world of the hell returns to regular. She is removed her towel. The "the view," pans downward its back slowly, we see a "the addition here" the tatuaje, with an arrow that indicates downward, in her lower back. And then we obtain a good shot of her as (for all those fans of Brezo went there). She enters he have it of the bath. And begins soaping she same downward. The half an hour later, she leaves, obtains dry. And it puts a bandage on her collision. Now she carries a white undershirt that reveals her button of womb. "AMBULANCIA." says She carries the pants flannel sweat durmientes. And some white socks. (I'M sure you Brezo airs, the description of the love). Its doesn of the hair'the look T stains already. She doesn'T has the dirty look, already. And the rojez around its eyes goes. She brushed the teeth also.
The brezo (narrator) : although is rare that they are in my home, I'the class M of happy. Was solitary here by i. In order to accounts to interest you're welcome happens here.
The brezo: I feel a great deal better. I'M sure they will be pleased with my new aspect.
Heather walks in the room of receipt again, only to see Vincent, Douglas, and the woman of before chatting it up.
The brezo: What the hell is you doing here! !!!(pointing in the woman)
Vincent: Screaming again, the Brezo? You knows it's gross, we have a guest.
The brezo: (rubs the head) Ummm repented, but what are you doing here, and why did it struck me in the head
Douglas: She has a name that you know. 'S, Maria.
Maria: Hears Brezo, seems has been cleaned you up.
The brezo: why is you not answering my question.
Heather notifies that Vincent has a bandage in the head also.
The brezo: What happens you.
Vincent: Well strolled, and Maria, ran on with its motorcycle. To bring its back with me, was it except I would be able to do after I am so gross.
The brezo: That doesn'T does any since.
Douglas: Neither does its lack of Brezo of brain.
The brezo: What was that!
Vincent: comes and sits down, and we can speak.
Heather comes on and sits down in the floor.
Maria: How was its Brezo during the day.
The brezo: does it for the action as you did'T does something! Tell me why did you strike the head.
Maria: Cause that you be sexually active.
The brezo: What does that do has to do with himself.
Maria: You will see in time ago.
The brezo: Its to begin to do me lunatic.
Vincent: the Stop is Brezo gross.
The brezo: Does it for the action as my father.
Douglas: Hears, the Brezo why usual you go to its room, and permitted us chats of adults.
The brezo: That'fine of s, I put myself'the need T to speak with you types of all ways.
Heather raises and goes to her room, she takes one of her wrists of her tocador, and of the failures downward in her bed
The brezo: I put myself'T knows what the hell is up with all this, but's pleasant to be around other persons, even if doesn'marks it T since. (Has the head) OH! !!! The head. It hurts so much. Maria damned! 'S that hurts a little too much.
Heather is incorporated in its bed, having the head.
The brezo: Something isn'T right here.
The bandage of the brezo begins to excel, and the blood begins to stain it.
The brezo: AHHHHHH! !!!!! (The tests to have head) AHHHHHHH! !!
The protuberancia grows, and the loose bandage. The blood throws for all parts. A bloody hand of gloved leaves. And then an arm, then another arm. A head leaves, and begins to shake and the spas went. There is not the face in this beast. It begins it to throw went. Prompt a gigantic hand is seen grasping the is leaving of head of Brezo. The it is leaves, and the hand is revealed to be aside from a giant arms started of some class of beast. Heather goes back in its bed. Notably without injury, neither without the blood in the head. The is without the face, begins to fight the hand. The it be gone the bloody veins that leave the end of the arm, and swing the hand in the ceiling, and strikes is thrown it behind in the floor. The then it jumps in the air and punches in the center of the hand. The blood throws for all parts. The begins to break it aside. In that moment, Maria, with its pipe enters and jumps in the air. She crushes the without face is in the back of the head with the pipe, him striking he went. Prompt we see to awake of Brezo in his room, with a package of ice in the head.
The brezo: (takes ice package far away) what happens, why do there is blood each where?
Heather raises himself and the walks in the room of receipt. She sees Maria, Vincent, and Douglas, being sat down and to chat. She then sees that the without face is with an apron in. The has two trays, with three glasses, two in one, and in one in the other. The the sits down downward, and the returns to the kitchen.
The brezo: What the Hell is that! !!!!???
Vincent: Brezo, shouting again?
The brezo: Oh repented, who is that?
Maria: That thing left of the head. The it saved it. Its name is Valtiel.
The brezo: Valtiel? That's a rare name. Why it is he doing that.
Douglas: The wants to serve us.
Maria: Now we know its work about head.
The brezo: (rubs head) Ajá yes, the head.
Craws of Valtiel in the wall toward brezo, and a glass of water gives it.
The brezo: (puts in the smile of forgery) Thanks.
She walks back in its bloody space.
The brezo: (narrator) That Maria strange. The things that leave of the head? Vincent, Douglas. Rare, but not all that interesting. The town of isn Silent of Hill'T all that interesting. (She sits down in her back of bed with her wrist, and lights the television.) At least I'M not solitary already.
The brezo is derived slowly. Thus it harms the series, "The Silent Parody of the Hill."
Author's Commentary: Of course you all know that this spoof is heavly influenced by FLCL. I like that anime,I like the game, I thought it would be a very funny combination. The Brezo=Heather though, I don't know why some times it translates to Heather, and sometimes to Brezo. Hope you enjoy. I'll do the other chapters.