Is your life like Holes? Are you obsessed with Holes? Take this test to
find out! If you answer 'Yes' to half of these, then.... YES!
1. You know you suffer from OWH(Obsession Of Holes) if you and your friends have names such as X-Ray, Zig Zag, Zrmpit, and Barf bag.
2. You call your school counsler, "Mom"
3. You are forced to dig 5 foot holes everyday in burning hot weather.
4. You have a donkey named, "Mary Lou", who you claim is over 100 years old.
5. You have a guy named, "Mr. Sir", always telling you that, "This isn't a Girl Scout Camp."
6. You always line up in the same way every day when you go to get food and/or water.
7. It never rains where you live.
8.You have escaped to a place called, "God's Thumb", and are now living off onions.
9. Your shade is owned by a red-haired, freckled, woman named, "The Warden".
10. You have a temptaition to make nailpolish out of rattlesnake venomn.
11. You have the urge to use said nail polish to attack a man like a cat.
12. You have died laughing of a lizzard bite.
13. All you eat is beans.
14. You sleep in a tent with 6 other boys.
15. You have been hit on the head by as pair of famous shoes.
16. You have a stuffed Girrafe named, "Jaffy".
17. Your first name is your last name spelled back wards....To the 4th power.
18. You are taking this test.
19. You blame your "Dirty-Rotten-Pig-Stealing-Great-Great-Grandfather" for every bit of bad luck you come across.
20. You have just become the most feared robber in the world, and you kiss every victim before you kill them.
21. You eat some kind of meat-and cheese by-product out of a can every day for lunch.
22. Your name is Z-E-R-O
23. Your name is in Pig Latin....er....Our-yay ame-nay is-way in-way ig-pay atin-lay....Okay-way?
24. You start freaking out, convinced that their are microphones and cameras following and watching your every move.
25. You are limited to a 4-minute shower.
26. "Brushing your teeth" is a phrase of the past.
27. You have started to recycle shoes...or at least try to.
28. You eat "Sploosh", some kind of 100 year old peaches.
29. You find refuge in a sunken boat.
30. You find a lipstick tube with the initials "KB" on it, and go completly wacko, ordering people to dig you a huge hole so that you can walk around in it telling them to hurry up, that you want results. Then, deny this, and tell them that they are looking for nothing, and just "Building Character".
31. You have just hit your counsler in the head with a shovel, after he asked you what, "D-I-G" spelled.
32. You have a fluffy afro that everyone is in love with.
33.You have just stolen a truck, determined to bring it to your friend who has run away.
34. You have just prounonced "Bugs" "Boogs".
35. You are covered in poisonous lizzards.
36. If your family's "Theme song" is called, "If Only, If Only."
37. You have been arrested from stealing a puppy.
38. Your name is, "Marion"....and you are a man.
That's it for now! Maybe, I will return for more. If I get enough reviews, that is. *Wink Wink*
1. You know you suffer from OWH(Obsession Of Holes) if you and your friends have names such as X-Ray, Zig Zag, Zrmpit, and Barf bag.
2. You call your school counsler, "Mom"
3. You are forced to dig 5 foot holes everyday in burning hot weather.
4. You have a donkey named, "Mary Lou", who you claim is over 100 years old.
5. You have a guy named, "Mr. Sir", always telling you that, "This isn't a Girl Scout Camp."
6. You always line up in the same way every day when you go to get food and/or water.
7. It never rains where you live.
8.You have escaped to a place called, "God's Thumb", and are now living off onions.
9. Your shade is owned by a red-haired, freckled, woman named, "The Warden".
10. You have a temptaition to make nailpolish out of rattlesnake venomn.
11. You have the urge to use said nail polish to attack a man like a cat.
12. You have died laughing of a lizzard bite.
13. All you eat is beans.
14. You sleep in a tent with 6 other boys.
15. You have been hit on the head by as pair of famous shoes.
16. You have a stuffed Girrafe named, "Jaffy".
17. Your first name is your last name spelled back wards....To the 4th power.
18. You are taking this test.
19. You blame your "Dirty-Rotten-Pig-Stealing-Great-Great-Grandfather" for every bit of bad luck you come across.
20. You have just become the most feared robber in the world, and you kiss every victim before you kill them.
21. You eat some kind of meat-and cheese by-product out of a can every day for lunch.
22. Your name is Z-E-R-O
23. Your name is in Pig Latin....er....Our-yay ame-nay is-way in-way ig-pay atin-lay....Okay-way?
24. You start freaking out, convinced that their are microphones and cameras following and watching your every move.
25. You are limited to a 4-minute shower.
26. "Brushing your teeth" is a phrase of the past.
27. You have started to recycle shoes...or at least try to.
28. You eat "Sploosh", some kind of 100 year old peaches.
29. You find refuge in a sunken boat.
30. You find a lipstick tube with the initials "KB" on it, and go completly wacko, ordering people to dig you a huge hole so that you can walk around in it telling them to hurry up, that you want results. Then, deny this, and tell them that they are looking for nothing, and just "Building Character".
31. You have just hit your counsler in the head with a shovel, after he asked you what, "D-I-G" spelled.
32. You have a fluffy afro that everyone is in love with.
33.You have just stolen a truck, determined to bring it to your friend who has run away.
34. You have just prounonced "Bugs" "Boogs".
35. You are covered in poisonous lizzards.
36. If your family's "Theme song" is called, "If Only, If Only."
37. You have been arrested from stealing a puppy.
38. Your name is, "Marion"....and you are a man.
That's it for now! Maybe, I will return for more. If I get enough reviews, that is. *Wink Wink*