Colossus
A FanFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: What did I tell you?
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¤ We see the usual opening: Gerudo guards patrolling the maze of clay structure that is their hideout, with a stunning sunset stretching its fingers across the valley. There is a silhouette atop the highest of these buildings. We hear a female voice speaking, presumably the owner of the silhouette. ¤
Female Voice: We have been here for years. We survive in the desert where no one else can. But all things must change, like the setting of the sun and the rising of the moon. For the first time in Gerudo history, outsiders will pass the haunted wastelands and into the Desert Colossus to participate in a contest of wit, endurance, and skills. But this is no adventure. It is a competition. A game. And only the last to leave can truly call themselves:
Survivor.
¤ Eerie music starts, kind of like a remix of the Gerudo Valley song and the Gerudo's Hideout song with some ocarina playing mixed in. We see a shot of the Desert Colossus, with two different camps: one on each side, but equidistant from the Desert Oasis; now dancing in clear, crystalline water. The song ends, and we see Nabooru standing on the steps of the Spirit Temple. ¤
Nabooru: Greetings. Last time on "Colossus", we witnessed the first immunity challenge: and some possible rivalry between certain members of Tribe Tresaid.
¤ Cut to scenes from the last episode ¤
¤ We see a shot of Rauru opening a bag of CHEEZ-E PUFFS that he got out of the crate. ¤
Malon: HEY! Those need to last a long time! C'mon, SHARE!
Rauru: No. You were too slow in getting them.
¤ Rauru sticks his tongue out at Malon, prompting her to grab the bag and stomp on his foot REALLY hard. ¤
Malon: NEVER tick off a Lon Lon Rancher. We are all blackbelts in Tae Kwon Do, so we're ready for ANYTHING. From horse thieves to CHEEZ-E PUFFS hogs!
¤ Malon stomps off, leaving Rauru to lament over a bruised foot. ¤
Rauru: Oooohhhh….
KG: Read the letter! Oh, and by the way…challenge……….careful! ………dangerous……..blah blah blah………goodness……..fly away………oh my!…………Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!………jgdkhgak…….dgfadgtdgry………… sgftsryg ………….artgazrgtza……s.fsdt…….hdyz……fdhytux……..stggrtz….. blah blah blah………….
Link, Saria, Ruto, and Impa: ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz…..
¤ Just as KG is wrapping up, the whole group starts awake. ¤
KG: Do you want to hear what I said again?
All Solain: NO!!!!
KG: You're so smart! I'm off to Tribe Tresaid! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!
¤ KG takes off, causing the whole tent to collapse. ¤
Link and Impa: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda:
Beware, ye tribes
Of twists and turns
And Dead-end paths!
For the time has
Come, you must race,
Or your tribe
Will be missing
A face!
Malon: It's a race! We've got to run through a maze!
Rauru: Well, duh…..
Darunia: This should be fun!
Rauru: It would be more if I didn't have a BROKEN FOOT!!!!!
Malon: Ahhh…hehehe…. Yeah, sorry about that.
Rauru: Whatever. I wanted CHEEZ-E PUFFS!!!
Saria: One, two, one, two, HEY! THERE IT IS!
Ruto: Hooray!
Link: We made it!
Impa: Way to go, Saria!
Saria: Now for it! Everybody run up and grab the Idol!
¤ The whole group sprints out of the maze and grabs the Mini-mos. It and Saria are lifted up onto the tribe's shoulders. ¤
All: (Lots of cheering and yelling)
Ruto: We won! We won!
Link: You rock, Saria!
Impa: We did it! We actually did it! I can't believe it!
Saria: ¤ Laughing and even crying a little. ¤
¤ Nabooru appears, also laughing. ¤
Nabooru: Congratulations, Solain! You are immune to the first council!
Solain: WAHOOO!!!!!!! YEAH!! WE DID IT!!!!
Nabooru: Time's up!
¤ Nabooru snaps her fingers and the mazes disappear. Tribe Tresaid appears on the steps of the temple, brought back by Nabooru's magic. ¤
Darunia: I can't believe it!
Malon: We lost! I told you people!
Zelda: You should have listened!
Rauru: This blows!
All Tresaid: ¤ Sigh….¤
Nabooru: Congratulations, Solain! Tresaid, I will see you the day after tomorrow at dusk. Come into the main room of the Temple. Okay, people! Go back to your camps!
¤ The montage ends, and we see Nabooru again. ¤
Nabooru: Well, it's time for a commercial break now, so bye!
¤ Beautiful ocarina music can be heard. A camera pulls up the stairs in the Sacred Forest Meadow and zooms in on Saria. ¤
Saria: Oh, hello there! You know, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my ocarina playing….
¤ Cut to a shot of Mido listening to Saria play outside the Kokiri Shop. ¤
Mido: When are you going to just give that up, Saria?
¤ We see Saria thwacking Mido on the head with her ocarina and we go back to the shot of Saria in the Meadow. ¤
Saria: So that's why I've decided to start hosting ocarina lessons right here in the Sacred Forest Meadow!
¤ We see a shot of a couple unfortunate Hylians trying to enter the forest to apply for lessons: we see a bright flash of light and the two new Skull Kids run off to learn how to play the flute instead. ¤
Saria: So when you want to learn how to play the ocarina, take it from me, Saria: you had better have a fairy with you!
¤ The commercial ends, and we see that Nabooru is inside the main room of the Spirit Temple. ¤
(A/N: Thanks to Jessica Brittany Queen of Red Dragons for the great idea! You rock!)
Nabooru: Well, it's time to see what our tribes out up to, so until further notice, I'm on break!
¤ Nabooru walks off camera and can soon be heard kicking a soda machine. ¤
DAY TWO
¤ Tribe Solain: Ruto is deeply mourning the loss of her precious Frank while, between futile attempts to console her, Link and Impa are helping Saria reassemble the tent after the KG incident. ¤
Link: Listen, Ruto: it was just a snail. You'll find another.
Ruto: I DON'T WANT ANOTHER!!!! I WANT MY FRANKIE-POO!!!
¤ Ruto starts bawling her eyes out as Link returns to the tent situation. ¤
Saria: Poor girl, I really feel bad.
Link: Then tell her that.
Impa: It might help her to hear that you're sorry for what you did.
Saria: You're right.
¤ Saria walks up to Ruto and sits down. ¤
Ruto: (Still sobbing)
Saria: Ruto, I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for what I did.
Ruto: (Still sobbing)
Saria: It was really mean and I had no right to do so. Can you forgive me?
¤ Ruto quiets down, and even though she it still sniffling, she is now able to talk. ¤
Ruto: No, it's okay……I think I'm finally getting over him, and I guess I deserved it, with the whole snail-on-the-back thing. Sorry about that.
Saria: It's okay. Let's go help the others put up the tent.
¤ While the members of Tribe Solain, things in Tribe Tresaid aren't going so smoothly, and there seem to be the beginnings of an alliance to get rid of Rauru. ¤
Zelda: I'm not sure which one of us he's against, if it's even a single person.
Darunia: He called me fat! And weak!
Zelda: No, he didn't.
Darunia: He implied it! That's worse, you know.
Malon: Yeah, I can see how that….
¤ Malon notices Rauru leaning in the shade of a nearby palm tree, munching on yet more CHEEZ-E-PUFFS. ¤
Malon: HEY! THAT'S MY SHARE!
¤ Malon runs over to Rauru, who, remembering his foot, takes off lightning. The following scene is strange, comical, and almost pathetic: Malon is chasing Rauru in circles around the entire camp. ¤
Zelda and Darunia: O_O
Malon: GET BACK HERE, YOU GEEZER! GIVE ME MY CHEEEEZZZZZ-EEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUFFFFFFSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Rauru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Zelda and Darunia: O_O?!
Darunia: Well, one or the other: just get rid of ONE of them!
¤ Nightfall of day two; Tribe Solain. ¤
Link: Good night, everybody!
Saria: * YAWN * I'm tired!
Ruto: Poor Frankie, out there all alone….
¤ Impa whistles Zelda's Lullaby, and all four are asleep within minutes, except one very intrusive little creature. ¤
Saria: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Link: SARIA! What's wrong!?
Saria: GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!
¤ Impa reaches over and pulls something off of Saria's leg; a something which immediately grabs Ruto's attention. ¤
Ruto: OH, MY FRANKIE-POO!!! YOU'VE RETURNED! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T FORSAKE YOUR PRECIOUS FISH- I MEAN, ZORA PRINCESS!!!
The rest of Solain: ¤ Collective groan. Saria leaves immediately upon hearing the name "Frankie-poo". ¤
¤ Tribe Solain, sunset. Zelda is off hunting Like-Like with her luxury: a bow and some arrows, Darunia is lighting a fire in the sand with his sage powers, and Malon is making clay and trying to fashion some sort of plate- type things. Rauru is by the plants and the sprinklers, as he is sharing his opinion of his teammates. ¤
Rauru: They're up to something; I know it. They're acting way too suspicious: all I wanted was to have some CHEEZ-E PUFS! Everybody has the right to eat junk food!
¤ The screen fades and we see a mysterious Sheikah against the sunset. The camera zooms in to reveal Sheik (as SHE appears in the game), AKA me! ¤
Me: I know, I KNOW! I said I wasn't going to update until I got enough votes, but consider this a stroke of fortune: I get more reviews right after I update, so that means I'll (possibly) get more votes faster!
And by the way, the Sheik in the game is how I will appear in all of my fics, unless I say otherwise: Sheik IS a girl, people! Play Zelda until you beat the water temple, then go to Kakariko Village.
You will hear a lot of Sheik's voice then, and I GUARANTEE you that that is a female voice. Now GO VOTE!
A FanFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: What did I tell you?
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤ We see the usual opening: Gerudo guards patrolling the maze of clay structure that is their hideout, with a stunning sunset stretching its fingers across the valley. There is a silhouette atop the highest of these buildings. We hear a female voice speaking, presumably the owner of the silhouette. ¤
Female Voice: We have been here for years. We survive in the desert where no one else can. But all things must change, like the setting of the sun and the rising of the moon. For the first time in Gerudo history, outsiders will pass the haunted wastelands and into the Desert Colossus to participate in a contest of wit, endurance, and skills. But this is no adventure. It is a competition. A game. And only the last to leave can truly call themselves:
Survivor.
¤ Eerie music starts, kind of like a remix of the Gerudo Valley song and the Gerudo's Hideout song with some ocarina playing mixed in. We see a shot of the Desert Colossus, with two different camps: one on each side, but equidistant from the Desert Oasis; now dancing in clear, crystalline water. The song ends, and we see Nabooru standing on the steps of the Spirit Temple. ¤
Nabooru: Greetings. Last time on "Colossus", we witnessed the first immunity challenge: and some possible rivalry between certain members of Tribe Tresaid.
¤ Cut to scenes from the last episode ¤
¤ We see a shot of Rauru opening a bag of CHEEZ-E PUFFS that he got out of the crate. ¤
Malon: HEY! Those need to last a long time! C'mon, SHARE!
Rauru: No. You were too slow in getting them.
¤ Rauru sticks his tongue out at Malon, prompting her to grab the bag and stomp on his foot REALLY hard. ¤
Malon: NEVER tick off a Lon Lon Rancher. We are all blackbelts in Tae Kwon Do, so we're ready for ANYTHING. From horse thieves to CHEEZ-E PUFFS hogs!
¤ Malon stomps off, leaving Rauru to lament over a bruised foot. ¤
Rauru: Oooohhhh….
KG: Read the letter! Oh, and by the way…challenge……….careful! ………dangerous……..blah blah blah………goodness……..fly away………oh my!…………Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!………jgdkhgak…….dgfadgtdgry………… sgftsryg ………….artgazrgtza……s.fsdt…….hdyz……fdhytux……..stggrtz….. blah blah blah………….
Link, Saria, Ruto, and Impa: ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz…..
¤ Just as KG is wrapping up, the whole group starts awake. ¤
KG: Do you want to hear what I said again?
All Solain: NO!!!!
KG: You're so smart! I'm off to Tribe Tresaid! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!
¤ KG takes off, causing the whole tent to collapse. ¤
Link and Impa: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda:
Beware, ye tribes
Of twists and turns
And Dead-end paths!
For the time has
Come, you must race,
Or your tribe
Will be missing
A face!
Malon: It's a race! We've got to run through a maze!
Rauru: Well, duh…..
Darunia: This should be fun!
Rauru: It would be more if I didn't have a BROKEN FOOT!!!!!
Malon: Ahhh…hehehe…. Yeah, sorry about that.
Rauru: Whatever. I wanted CHEEZ-E PUFFS!!!
Saria: One, two, one, two, HEY! THERE IT IS!
Ruto: Hooray!
Link: We made it!
Impa: Way to go, Saria!
Saria: Now for it! Everybody run up and grab the Idol!
¤ The whole group sprints out of the maze and grabs the Mini-mos. It and Saria are lifted up onto the tribe's shoulders. ¤
All: (Lots of cheering and yelling)
Ruto: We won! We won!
Link: You rock, Saria!
Impa: We did it! We actually did it! I can't believe it!
Saria: ¤ Laughing and even crying a little. ¤
¤ Nabooru appears, also laughing. ¤
Nabooru: Congratulations, Solain! You are immune to the first council!
Solain: WAHOOO!!!!!!! YEAH!! WE DID IT!!!!
Nabooru: Time's up!
¤ Nabooru snaps her fingers and the mazes disappear. Tribe Tresaid appears on the steps of the temple, brought back by Nabooru's magic. ¤
Darunia: I can't believe it!
Malon: We lost! I told you people!
Zelda: You should have listened!
Rauru: This blows!
All Tresaid: ¤ Sigh….¤
Nabooru: Congratulations, Solain! Tresaid, I will see you the day after tomorrow at dusk. Come into the main room of the Temple. Okay, people! Go back to your camps!
¤ The montage ends, and we see Nabooru again. ¤
Nabooru: Well, it's time for a commercial break now, so bye!
¤ Beautiful ocarina music can be heard. A camera pulls up the stairs in the Sacred Forest Meadow and zooms in on Saria. ¤
Saria: Oh, hello there! You know, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my ocarina playing….
¤ Cut to a shot of Mido listening to Saria play outside the Kokiri Shop. ¤
Mido: When are you going to just give that up, Saria?
¤ We see Saria thwacking Mido on the head with her ocarina and we go back to the shot of Saria in the Meadow. ¤
Saria: So that's why I've decided to start hosting ocarina lessons right here in the Sacred Forest Meadow!
¤ We see a shot of a couple unfortunate Hylians trying to enter the forest to apply for lessons: we see a bright flash of light and the two new Skull Kids run off to learn how to play the flute instead. ¤
Saria: So when you want to learn how to play the ocarina, take it from me, Saria: you had better have a fairy with you!
¤ The commercial ends, and we see that Nabooru is inside the main room of the Spirit Temple. ¤
(A/N: Thanks to Jessica Brittany Queen of Red Dragons for the great idea! You rock!)
Nabooru: Well, it's time to see what our tribes out up to, so until further notice, I'm on break!
¤ Nabooru walks off camera and can soon be heard kicking a soda machine. ¤
DAY TWO
¤ Tribe Solain: Ruto is deeply mourning the loss of her precious Frank while, between futile attempts to console her, Link and Impa are helping Saria reassemble the tent after the KG incident. ¤
Link: Listen, Ruto: it was just a snail. You'll find another.
Ruto: I DON'T WANT ANOTHER!!!! I WANT MY FRANKIE-POO!!!
¤ Ruto starts bawling her eyes out as Link returns to the tent situation. ¤
Saria: Poor girl, I really feel bad.
Link: Then tell her that.
Impa: It might help her to hear that you're sorry for what you did.
Saria: You're right.
¤ Saria walks up to Ruto and sits down. ¤
Ruto: (Still sobbing)
Saria: Ruto, I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for what I did.
Ruto: (Still sobbing)
Saria: It was really mean and I had no right to do so. Can you forgive me?
¤ Ruto quiets down, and even though she it still sniffling, she is now able to talk. ¤
Ruto: No, it's okay……I think I'm finally getting over him, and I guess I deserved it, with the whole snail-on-the-back thing. Sorry about that.
Saria: It's okay. Let's go help the others put up the tent.
¤ While the members of Tribe Solain, things in Tribe Tresaid aren't going so smoothly, and there seem to be the beginnings of an alliance to get rid of Rauru. ¤
Zelda: I'm not sure which one of us he's against, if it's even a single person.
Darunia: He called me fat! And weak!
Zelda: No, he didn't.
Darunia: He implied it! That's worse, you know.
Malon: Yeah, I can see how that….
¤ Malon notices Rauru leaning in the shade of a nearby palm tree, munching on yet more CHEEZ-E-PUFFS. ¤
Malon: HEY! THAT'S MY SHARE!
¤ Malon runs over to Rauru, who, remembering his foot, takes off lightning. The following scene is strange, comical, and almost pathetic: Malon is chasing Rauru in circles around the entire camp. ¤
Zelda and Darunia: O_O
Malon: GET BACK HERE, YOU GEEZER! GIVE ME MY CHEEEEZZZZZ-EEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUFFFFFFSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Rauru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Zelda and Darunia: O_O?!
Darunia: Well, one or the other: just get rid of ONE of them!
¤ Nightfall of day two; Tribe Solain. ¤
Link: Good night, everybody!
Saria: * YAWN * I'm tired!
Ruto: Poor Frankie, out there all alone….
¤ Impa whistles Zelda's Lullaby, and all four are asleep within minutes, except one very intrusive little creature. ¤
Saria: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Link: SARIA! What's wrong!?
Saria: GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!
¤ Impa reaches over and pulls something off of Saria's leg; a something which immediately grabs Ruto's attention. ¤
Ruto: OH, MY FRANKIE-POO!!! YOU'VE RETURNED! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T FORSAKE YOUR PRECIOUS FISH- I MEAN, ZORA PRINCESS!!!
The rest of Solain: ¤ Collective groan. Saria leaves immediately upon hearing the name "Frankie-poo". ¤
¤ Tribe Solain, sunset. Zelda is off hunting Like-Like with her luxury: a bow and some arrows, Darunia is lighting a fire in the sand with his sage powers, and Malon is making clay and trying to fashion some sort of plate- type things. Rauru is by the plants and the sprinklers, as he is sharing his opinion of his teammates. ¤
Rauru: They're up to something; I know it. They're acting way too suspicious: all I wanted was to have some CHEEZ-E PUFS! Everybody has the right to eat junk food!
¤ The screen fades and we see a mysterious Sheikah against the sunset. The camera zooms in to reveal Sheik (as SHE appears in the game), AKA me! ¤
Me: I know, I KNOW! I said I wasn't going to update until I got enough votes, but consider this a stroke of fortune: I get more reviews right after I update, so that means I'll (possibly) get more votes faster!
And by the way, the Sheik in the game is how I will appear in all of my fics, unless I say otherwise: Sheik IS a girl, people! Play Zelda until you beat the water temple, then go to Kakariko Village.
You will hear a lot of Sheik's voice then, and I GUARANTEE you that that is a female voice. Now GO VOTE!