"Shhhhh! Tick be quiet. We mustn't wake up the idiots" Moneybag hissed, as the girls all walked into the boys' tent.
"That freakin' hurt!" Tick said, rubbing her toe.
"Well it's time to freakin' shut up," Nite said, pointing at the watch on Tick's ankle. Tick looked at it.
"It's 1 am?! Geez, this better be worth it..."
Snake cut in in a low whisper, "It was your idea, Tick. We should be the ones saying that, since you woke us up an hour ago!"
"I was hyper!" Tick took a swig from a stolen bottle of soda. "I thought it would be a waste not drinking the soda when we were right there!"
"Then stop complaining about 'this better be worth it' 'cause you know it will be!"
Tick grinned. "Oh yeah. It will be." She stroked the three lizards in her pocket. "Now where's the-"
"DUCT TAPE!"
"DUCT TAPE!"
"DUCT TAPE!" Three voices shouted at once. A beam of light shone down on a roll of duct tape as heavenly music played.
"Now, at your local Menard's, duct tape is on sale for a 0% discount!" A salesman said, popping out of nowhere. A sign reading "0% off!", held up by another salesman, was shone light on as more heavenly music played.
"BUT!" The third salesman shouted joyfully, "You can get this SAME duct tape at your nearby Hotwheels company store for a whopping -5% off! Isn't that SO much better????!?!????"
The salesman held up a hot dog. The heavenly light and music returned.
"Uh... Bob... that's a hot dog."
"... Oh." There was an awkward silence. "I knew that... better be going!" The salesman put on a Best Buy employee pin and called a taxi out of thin air, getting in and vanishing again.
"...Anyway!" The two salesmen pulled a bag of 5,230,976 rolls of duct tape out of thin air. "That'll be your free sample! Ain't we the GREATEST!"
Suddenly, there was a roll of thunder and a man in a golf cart appeared.
"THE BOSS!" The salesmen gasped in unison.
"I saw that! You can't give away 5 million rolls of duct tape for FREE!" The man yelled. "YOU IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS, I SAY, IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! YOU ARE FIRED!"
"Dad!" Tick yelled. "You can't fire them! They give me junk for free!" A beam of light shone on the bag of duct tape. "You idiot!"
"... Well, you can keep the duct tape, but as for those idiots, those idiotic idiots..." he trailed off.
"DADDY!"
"They're hired! Bye!" They all disappeared.
There was a long silence.
"That explains the whole idiot thing," said Crazie.
"And the obsession of duct tape....." Snake added.
"...But not why the guys didn't wake up," Nite finished, staring at them. "Man, we're lucky!"
"Yeah, now cut the gab and start taping," Tick said angrily.
~ ~ ~
4 am sharp- Cola's voice came loud and clear over the speakers.
"Gooooooooooooooooooooood morning Camp Green Lake! Clear skies today, ha ha, petty fools, thought you'd get a few clouds? Wrong-o! Up, up, up! Come on people! Rise! You don't need to shine! Cock-a-doodle-doo! What's wrong with you people, eh? Come ON! I have a MUCHO IMPORTANTE ANNOUNCEMENT...e!
"All girls in D-tent seem to have been injured! The poor, sweet things.... The boys from old D-tent will be compensating for them! Petty fools! Oh, and a note...
"Boys-
You have to dig today! HA! IDIOTS!
Yours sincerely,
Tick
"That is all."
"WHAT?!" X-ray shouted, still half asleep.
"Hey X, you might wanna take a look around. That's the least of your worries," said Zig-zag worriedly.
"Yeah. X, seriously man, look at us..... and yourself for that matter." Magnet said. He looked at his chest, all the guys had been taped heavily to their cots and had 2 yellow spotted lizards on each of them, "Now, little guy.... Don't kill me!" Magnet tried to coo the lizards. They hissed ferociously at him. He winced.
"Yes... I see what you mean." X-ray said.
There was a slight pause.
The tent erupted in high pitched screams.
In D-tent, the girls smirked in satisfaction.
"And I wondered how Cola did it..." Nite muttered excitedly, bouncing up and down on her cot, occasionally taking a drink of soda and laughing hysterically.
"And the guys!" Crazie said, jumping on her own cot. "Hear them screaming!"
"Those idiots... music to my ears," Tick said blissfully. "This will come in handy..." She patted the large bag of duct tape under her cot fondly.
"So will this" Snake said, holding a small screen that showed everything happening in the boys' tent.
"Woah! Where'd you get that?!" Tick asked amazedly.
"A friend of mine who used to be at this camp," Snake replied, a wide grin stretched across her face.
"Who?"
"Her nickname was Cat's Eye, she had brought 6 video cameras, 4 regular cameras, and 7 digital cameras. She was awesome"
"And this is one of the video cameras?"
"You know it!"
"Woah... she was so not an idiot!"
"Oh my god no. Now listen to this!" Snake took out a microphone and said in a dark voice, "Do you boys enjoy your new roommates? They want to join you for breakfast....... Oh........ my mistake.... I mean HAVE YOU for breakfast!" An evil cackle followed, then she snapped a button and the mic turned off.
The guys started screaming louder.
"Who are you?" One shouted. It was impossible to tell who with all the screaming.
"I am the ghost of Kate Barlow, and I DO NOT LIKE YOU!"
Nite grabbed the mike. "I hear voices... and they don't like you!" She added in a hoarse voice.
Moneybag grabbed it. "I see dead people," she whispered.
Crazie finally got to it, and shouted, "I SEE LITTLE BOYS I WANT TO...... now whats the word?........... oh yeah................. MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sneak grabbed it. "I SEE DUMB PEOPLE!"
"I see wittle babies who are.............. COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tick finished off before flicking it off.
The only sounds followed by that were the screams of the boys.
(A/N: Good enough for yall?
Deadly Wisteria: We updated!!!!!!!!!!!
Libby1218: Rolling eyes comes in very handy when your target is annoying family!
x0xTrinityx0x: YOU GOT MORE!
TalleyAnne: You're hooked? GOOD!!!!!!!!!! Did we keep it up enough for ya?
Nosilla: HERES MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady-anna-bee: I'm glad.......... DUN DUN DUN! (Friend: oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay.... *weird look*) Sorry bout that. RANDOM THOUGHTS ARE CONTAGIOUS...........
Hope ya liked it everyone! REVIEW!!!!!!!! Sorry it took so long. SCHOOL IS EVIL, (as is writers block!)
MissLKid and Friend!)
"That freakin' hurt!" Tick said, rubbing her toe.
"Well it's time to freakin' shut up," Nite said, pointing at the watch on Tick's ankle. Tick looked at it.
"It's 1 am?! Geez, this better be worth it..."
Snake cut in in a low whisper, "It was your idea, Tick. We should be the ones saying that, since you woke us up an hour ago!"
"I was hyper!" Tick took a swig from a stolen bottle of soda. "I thought it would be a waste not drinking the soda when we were right there!"
"Then stop complaining about 'this better be worth it' 'cause you know it will be!"
Tick grinned. "Oh yeah. It will be." She stroked the three lizards in her pocket. "Now where's the-"
"DUCT TAPE!"
"DUCT TAPE!"
"DUCT TAPE!" Three voices shouted at once. A beam of light shone down on a roll of duct tape as heavenly music played.
"Now, at your local Menard's, duct tape is on sale for a 0% discount!" A salesman said, popping out of nowhere. A sign reading "0% off!", held up by another salesman, was shone light on as more heavenly music played.
"BUT!" The third salesman shouted joyfully, "You can get this SAME duct tape at your nearby Hotwheels company store for a whopping -5% off! Isn't that SO much better????!?!????"
The salesman held up a hot dog. The heavenly light and music returned.
"Uh... Bob... that's a hot dog."
"... Oh." There was an awkward silence. "I knew that... better be going!" The salesman put on a Best Buy employee pin and called a taxi out of thin air, getting in and vanishing again.
"...Anyway!" The two salesmen pulled a bag of 5,230,976 rolls of duct tape out of thin air. "That'll be your free sample! Ain't we the GREATEST!"
Suddenly, there was a roll of thunder and a man in a golf cart appeared.
"THE BOSS!" The salesmen gasped in unison.
"I saw that! You can't give away 5 million rolls of duct tape for FREE!" The man yelled. "YOU IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS, I SAY, IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! YOU ARE FIRED!"
"Dad!" Tick yelled. "You can't fire them! They give me junk for free!" A beam of light shone on the bag of duct tape. "You idiot!"
"... Well, you can keep the duct tape, but as for those idiots, those idiotic idiots..." he trailed off.
"DADDY!"
"They're hired! Bye!" They all disappeared.
There was a long silence.
"That explains the whole idiot thing," said Crazie.
"And the obsession of duct tape....." Snake added.
"...But not why the guys didn't wake up," Nite finished, staring at them. "Man, we're lucky!"
"Yeah, now cut the gab and start taping," Tick said angrily.
~ ~ ~
4 am sharp- Cola's voice came loud and clear over the speakers.
"Gooooooooooooooooooooood morning Camp Green Lake! Clear skies today, ha ha, petty fools, thought you'd get a few clouds? Wrong-o! Up, up, up! Come on people! Rise! You don't need to shine! Cock-a-doodle-doo! What's wrong with you people, eh? Come ON! I have a MUCHO IMPORTANTE ANNOUNCEMENT...e!
"All girls in D-tent seem to have been injured! The poor, sweet things.... The boys from old D-tent will be compensating for them! Petty fools! Oh, and a note...
"Boys-
You have to dig today! HA! IDIOTS!
Yours sincerely,
Tick
"That is all."
"WHAT?!" X-ray shouted, still half asleep.
"Hey X, you might wanna take a look around. That's the least of your worries," said Zig-zag worriedly.
"Yeah. X, seriously man, look at us..... and yourself for that matter." Magnet said. He looked at his chest, all the guys had been taped heavily to their cots and had 2 yellow spotted lizards on each of them, "Now, little guy.... Don't kill me!" Magnet tried to coo the lizards. They hissed ferociously at him. He winced.
"Yes... I see what you mean." X-ray said.
There was a slight pause.
The tent erupted in high pitched screams.
In D-tent, the girls smirked in satisfaction.
"And I wondered how Cola did it..." Nite muttered excitedly, bouncing up and down on her cot, occasionally taking a drink of soda and laughing hysterically.
"And the guys!" Crazie said, jumping on her own cot. "Hear them screaming!"
"Those idiots... music to my ears," Tick said blissfully. "This will come in handy..." She patted the large bag of duct tape under her cot fondly.
"So will this" Snake said, holding a small screen that showed everything happening in the boys' tent.
"Woah! Where'd you get that?!" Tick asked amazedly.
"A friend of mine who used to be at this camp," Snake replied, a wide grin stretched across her face.
"Who?"
"Her nickname was Cat's Eye, she had brought 6 video cameras, 4 regular cameras, and 7 digital cameras. She was awesome"
"And this is one of the video cameras?"
"You know it!"
"Woah... she was so not an idiot!"
"Oh my god no. Now listen to this!" Snake took out a microphone and said in a dark voice, "Do you boys enjoy your new roommates? They want to join you for breakfast....... Oh........ my mistake.... I mean HAVE YOU for breakfast!" An evil cackle followed, then she snapped a button and the mic turned off.
The guys started screaming louder.
"Who are you?" One shouted. It was impossible to tell who with all the screaming.
"I am the ghost of Kate Barlow, and I DO NOT LIKE YOU!"
Nite grabbed the mike. "I hear voices... and they don't like you!" She added in a hoarse voice.
Moneybag grabbed it. "I see dead people," she whispered.
Crazie finally got to it, and shouted, "I SEE LITTLE BOYS I WANT TO...... now whats the word?........... oh yeah................. MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sneak grabbed it. "I SEE DUMB PEOPLE!"
"I see wittle babies who are.............. COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tick finished off before flicking it off.
The only sounds followed by that were the screams of the boys.
(A/N: Good enough for yall?
Deadly Wisteria: We updated!!!!!!!!!!!
Libby1218: Rolling eyes comes in very handy when your target is annoying family!
x0xTrinityx0x: YOU GOT MORE!
TalleyAnne: You're hooked? GOOD!!!!!!!!!! Did we keep it up enough for ya?
Nosilla: HERES MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady-anna-bee: I'm glad.......... DUN DUN DUN! (Friend: oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay.... *weird look*) Sorry bout that. RANDOM THOUGHTS ARE CONTAGIOUS...........
Hope ya liked it everyone! REVIEW!!!!!!!! Sorry it took so long. SCHOOL IS EVIL, (as is writers block!)
MissLKid and Friend!)