Disclaimer: All the things which you recognize aren't really mine. The other stuff is in the weird workings of my twisted mind.
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This is a Song, preformed by Smeagol and the Evil Demons.
'My Precious'
My Precious, My Precious, where has it gone?
My, Precious, My Precious, so precious to me-e!
I have searched every inch of mountain, and I have picked through every inch of snow—
My Precious is hidden and it will neyer show-
Hold on- what is that? I hear voices from somewhere!
But there's something, I can feel, That- Stole- My- Precious- From- Me!
My Precious, My Precious, where has it gone?
My Precious, My Precious, so precious to me-e!
Oh that darn hobbit, he has something in his pockets…
The Precious- he has it! Oh the nasty, filthy, hobbit.
Gollum, Gollum!
Oh the nasty filthy hobbit I shall follow him around,
I shall steel it from his pocket, then make a chest and lock it!
My Precious, My Precious, where has it gone?
My Precious, My Precious, so precious to me-e!
Oh the trixy stinky hobbit, I shall follow him forever to get my precious back,
Over mountains and through mills and little tiny hills,
And when I get it, I will wring his filthy little neck---!
And when I'm through my precious will be with me,
And I will never be departed from my birthday present, again!
Evil Demons-
No!
Not ever!
No never!
He will have it-forever!
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