Title: Girl All The Vampires Want

Author: SlayrGrl55 aka Anna

Rating: PG

Note: 'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' by Bowling For Soup

8 o'clock, Tuesday night and I'm waitin'
To finally watch a new episode on my TV
Her name is Buffy, she came back to life in 'Bargaining'
During season six, they're not quite sure what that means

'Lover's Walk'

and the best is 'Once More With Feeling'

and 'Lies My Parents Told Me'

But you're watchin' wrestling
I'm watching 'Blood Ties'

Hansel and Gretl
'Gingerbread' is on tonight

There was a bad movie
But it's not like the series
If you were me, then you'd be

Quoting lines from Buffy
And no one can disagree

Buffy is the girl all the vampires want
She's the girl all the vampires want!

In 'Doublemeat Palace' her uniform was orange

She killed the Master and crushed his bones in 'When She Was Bad'

Zombies attacked the house in 'Dead Man's Party'
But you will never know 'Where The Wild Things Are'

'Fool For Love'

part one and two of 'Becoming'

and 'Earshot' and 'Enemies'

'Cause you're watchin' wrestling
I'm watching 'Surprise'

and 'Primeval'
'Band Candy' is on tonight

I like the episode 'Hush'
'The Wish' and 'The Harvest'
And 'Dopplegangland'
And don't forget 'Beer Bad'

There was a bad movie
But it's not like the series
If you were me, then you'd be
Quoting lines from Buffy
And no one can disagree

Buffy is the girl all the vampires want
She's the girl all the vampires want!

I like 'Passion'
and 'The Prom'

In 'Pangs' there was a bear
It broke my heart

To watch 'Revelations'
'Never Kill A Boy On The First Date'!!!

You're not watchin' wrestling
You're watching 'Blood Ties'
Hansel and Gretl
'Gingerbread' is on tonight


You like the episode 'Smashed'
'Cause the house was really trashed
 
But you haven't seen 'Ted' … seen 'Ted' … seen 'Ted

There was a bad movie
But it's not like the series
If you were me, then you'd be
Quoting lines from Buffy
And no one can disagree

Buffy is the girl all the vampires want
She's the girl all the vampires want!