Hey! Sorry I haven't updated in a while... School has been way too much! Yea I know, I'm only a freshman... I don't even want to think about what the next three years will be like...
Elfin: Uh huh yea that's all great but... no one cares.
Yea, your probably right.
Elfin: What?! I am? Why aren't you killing me right now?!
What are you talking about?
::Elfin scratches her head::
Elfin: Alright! Where are you hiding the chainsaw?
***
The time was 5:29am and all was well. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the clock had just hit 30.
"Wake up!" Logan bellowed, walking through the halls "Danger room's in a half an hour!"
Lance sat up and groaned, letting his eyes adjust to the scenery.
"Hey! This isn't where I fell asleep last night." he said allowed looking around "And– Oh my god!"
"Like Lance! What are you doing here?!" Kitty shrieked throwing the covers over her.
"I–"
"Honestly Lance! Your such a perv!"
The truth is, Lance had no idea how he got there. He didn't really care at the moment though. He was way to busy ogling at Kitty. She was wearing a loose tank top, about two sizes bigger with matching short shorts. They had pink lettering on them that said princess but, obviously Lance was looking beyond that.
"Like Lance? Hello!" Kitty shouted waving a hand across his face "Are you even listening?"
"Uh huh." he nodded, snapping back to reality.
"I said if Logan catches you in here your dead!"
At that moment, all the color drained from his face.
"Shit!" I got to get out of here!"
Lance then got up and shivered.
"Why is it so cold?" he thought looking around.
At this point Kitty was laughing hysterically under the covers.
"What's so funny?" he asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"Lance!" she giggled out, turning her eyes to the ground "Your totally naked."
Lance then gasped and looked down, quickly throwing his hands over his member.
Suddenly Rogue rose out of bed and yawned.
"Wow, Ah really had a great sleep last–" Rogue then paused and raised an brow "What is he doin' here and why is he naked?"
"I don't know!" Kitty exclaimed, throwing him a pair of shorts "I just woke up and found him."
Rogue rolled her eyes and laughed a bit.
"You a little chilly there Lance?"
He just growled and slipped on the shorts.
"Ha ha, very funny."
"Me or the shorts your wearing?" she asked innocently "You do know that they say bootilicious on the back right?"
Lance then smirked and slapped his ass.
"I know all you ladies want a piece of this jelly."
Kitty chuckled a bit, before hopping out of bed and ushering Lance to the door.
"Like, I don't want to know why or how you got here–"
"But I–"
"Don't speak... I just want you out before we're both in trouble. Got that?"
Lance just smiled and cupped Kitty's chin. He then brought her into a light kiss and sighed.
"Well I guess I'm off."
Just as he opened the door, he quickly shut it in horror.
"Shit!" he squeaked, throwing himself under Rogues covers.
"Hey watch it!" she grumbled.
"Sorry!"
Suddenly, the door burst open leaving Lance in hysterics.
"Alright, Where's Lance?" Logan called, darting his head back and forth.
"Like, what do you mean?" Kitty asked, stuttering a bit "We haven't seen Lance since last night!"
"Yea!" Rogue agreed, kicking under the covers.
Logan eyed her suspiciously, looking her up and down. He then walked out of the room, mumbling something about kids.
Not even a second after Rogue threw Lance out of her bed and growled.
"Your head was way to close to the danger zone buddy!"
Lance just folded his arms and smirked, trying to ignore the evil glances from Kitty.
"Uh well I better go... Ill see you in a half."
And with that Lance left, leaving Kitty and Rogue to discussion.
"Honestly Kitty, what do you see in him anyway?" Rogue asked, making her bed.
Kitty smiled a bit, walking over to her closet.
"He's sweet and funny" Kitty said, throwing an outfit to the floor "Plus he just.. I don't know, protects me."
"Tch, from what?"
Kitty stood there for a minute, grasping her chin in thought.
"Well, when I'm in his arms I just–I don't know... I feel all like, protected you know?"
Rogue then looked down at the ground and frowned.
"No I don't know."
Just before Kitty could say another word Rogue took her stuff and left the room, leaving Kitty bewildered by the scene.
***
The time was now 6 on the dot, leaving Logan with a sick smirk.
"Alright." he said, getting up from his chair "Is anyone missing?"
The group fell silent, looking each other over.
"Wanda is sir." Bobby said, looking around some more.
"Sweetums?" Todd said, hopping up and down "Sweetums where are you?"
Logan rolled his eyes and flipped a switch.
"In about five minutes danger room sequence number 9 will begin. Hank and I haven't tested it out yet–"
"Vhat?!" Kurt shouted, teleporting to Logan's side "Are you crazy?"
Logan then shot Kurt a death glare and pressed the open button on the door.
"Good luck."
And with that Logan left, leaving all the teenagers to themselves.
"Man, I'm not doing this shit." Evan said, walking towards the door "Everyone know's the black guy always dies in the movies."
Just when he extended his arm out to the door, a thick metal lid slid in his way.
"Death-con 9 is now activated." rang a voice.
Everyone just looked at each other in confusion, not sure of what to do next.
"Yo man." Todd squeaked, clinging onto Fred "I don't like this!"
Fred just gulped and backed up a bit, slamming into something hard.
Just when he was about to turn around both him and Todd were flung across the room.
"Holy shit!" Ray shouted, dashing away from a red beam "These robots have our powers!"
"No shit!" Roberto hollered, getting smacking in the back with a tentacle.
Immediately the long limb turned into five, binding Roberto in its grasp.
"This is child abuse!" he barked "I swear it!"
Meanwhile across the room, Pietro was having the time of his life.
"Are you guys kidding me? This is child's play!" he said, running around a robot "These worthless scraps of metal are way to easy!"
That's when the miraculous happened.
The bot he was fighting grew long metal claws, causing his jaw to drop to the ground.
"Oh boy." he stated, backing up slowly "Now when I said worthless scraps of metal I uh meant that in a good way–"
Pietro stopped himself once his back hit a wall.
Just when he was about to say his prayers a dozen little bombs flew to the ground.
Instantly the robot blew up, leaving Pietro in relief.
"Hey Pie!" Tabitha called, waving a bit "Having a little trouble are we?"
Pietro then regained his composure and laughed.
"Me? Never!"
Abruptly a tremor shook the room violently, causing people to fall.
Scott rolled his eyes at this, and broke a robot with ease.
"They've really let this place go." he stated, destroying another robot "It used to be so challenging!"
"Well we used to be so young." Jean replied, forming a barrier around herself.
"You mean inexperienced."
Jean just smirked and threw an enemy to the side.
"I guess you could say that."
All of a sudden Bobby came soaring passed the two, slamming into the wall.
"Oh my gosh!" Jean shouted, running over to him "Bobby are you alright?"
He nodded weakly, quickly turning his attention to the wall.
Just then he began to slam his face against the wall, whining and groaning.
"Make it stop! Please god make it stop!" was all he said before passing out onto the floor.
Immediately after that, the voice rang throughout the room once more.
"Level of difficulty is now 10."
This last statement received gasps a groans from everyone around the room. Who was still conscious I might add.
Oh and just when you think things couldn't get worse for the group, it did.
More robots were produced from the ground, bigger then before.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Kitty shrieked, fazing through a robot Wolfsbane "This is way to much!"
Kitty then heard a noise behind her and gasped.
There were at least 15 robots behind her, advancing to her position rather quickly.
Suddenly a sword flew past her face, landing a few feet away.
She turned to the direction in which it came from and smiled.
Lance, Todd, Fred, and the rest of the gang were standing there, faces painted and all.
Lance then screamed something incomprehensible, causing everyone to charge in anger.
"I swear this has to be from a movie." Amara said, running along side of Tabitha.
Tabitha just shrugged and blew a robots head off.
"I think it's from that Mel Gibson movie... Ooo he was such a stud!"
***
Okie I know, it was a half ass job but that was only because it was the danger room... I'm not entirely proud of this chapter but eh, it'll do for now.
Elfin: That brave heart joke was so lame!
Yea, it kind of was...
Elfin: AND when will we see some Jott romance?! Ooo and I'm dying for some Jubby!
Soon enough my friend, the next two chapters should be filled with fluffy goodness!
Elfin: I hope so.
Elfin: Uh huh yea that's all great but... no one cares.
Yea, your probably right.
Elfin: What?! I am? Why aren't you killing me right now?!
What are you talking about?
::Elfin scratches her head::
Elfin: Alright! Where are you hiding the chainsaw?
***
The time was 5:29am and all was well. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the clock had just hit 30.
"Wake up!" Logan bellowed, walking through the halls "Danger room's in a half an hour!"
Lance sat up and groaned, letting his eyes adjust to the scenery.
"Hey! This isn't where I fell asleep last night." he said allowed looking around "And– Oh my god!"
"Like Lance! What are you doing here?!" Kitty shrieked throwing the covers over her.
"I–"
"Honestly Lance! Your such a perv!"
The truth is, Lance had no idea how he got there. He didn't really care at the moment though. He was way to busy ogling at Kitty. She was wearing a loose tank top, about two sizes bigger with matching short shorts. They had pink lettering on them that said princess but, obviously Lance was looking beyond that.
"Like Lance? Hello!" Kitty shouted waving a hand across his face "Are you even listening?"
"Uh huh." he nodded, snapping back to reality.
"I said if Logan catches you in here your dead!"
At that moment, all the color drained from his face.
"Shit!" I got to get out of here!"
Lance then got up and shivered.
"Why is it so cold?" he thought looking around.
At this point Kitty was laughing hysterically under the covers.
"What's so funny?" he asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"Lance!" she giggled out, turning her eyes to the ground "Your totally naked."
Lance then gasped and looked down, quickly throwing his hands over his member.
Suddenly Rogue rose out of bed and yawned.
"Wow, Ah really had a great sleep last–" Rogue then paused and raised an brow "What is he doin' here and why is he naked?"
"I don't know!" Kitty exclaimed, throwing him a pair of shorts "I just woke up and found him."
Rogue rolled her eyes and laughed a bit.
"You a little chilly there Lance?"
He just growled and slipped on the shorts.
"Ha ha, very funny."
"Me or the shorts your wearing?" she asked innocently "You do know that they say bootilicious on the back right?"
Lance then smirked and slapped his ass.
"I know all you ladies want a piece of this jelly."
Kitty chuckled a bit, before hopping out of bed and ushering Lance to the door.
"Like, I don't want to know why or how you got here–"
"But I–"
"Don't speak... I just want you out before we're both in trouble. Got that?"
Lance just smiled and cupped Kitty's chin. He then brought her into a light kiss and sighed.
"Well I guess I'm off."
Just as he opened the door, he quickly shut it in horror.
"Shit!" he squeaked, throwing himself under Rogues covers.
"Hey watch it!" she grumbled.
"Sorry!"
Suddenly, the door burst open leaving Lance in hysterics.
"Alright, Where's Lance?" Logan called, darting his head back and forth.
"Like, what do you mean?" Kitty asked, stuttering a bit "We haven't seen Lance since last night!"
"Yea!" Rogue agreed, kicking under the covers.
Logan eyed her suspiciously, looking her up and down. He then walked out of the room, mumbling something about kids.
Not even a second after Rogue threw Lance out of her bed and growled.
"Your head was way to close to the danger zone buddy!"
Lance just folded his arms and smirked, trying to ignore the evil glances from Kitty.
"Uh well I better go... Ill see you in a half."
And with that Lance left, leaving Kitty and Rogue to discussion.
"Honestly Kitty, what do you see in him anyway?" Rogue asked, making her bed.
Kitty smiled a bit, walking over to her closet.
"He's sweet and funny" Kitty said, throwing an outfit to the floor "Plus he just.. I don't know, protects me."
"Tch, from what?"
Kitty stood there for a minute, grasping her chin in thought.
"Well, when I'm in his arms I just–I don't know... I feel all like, protected you know?"
Rogue then looked down at the ground and frowned.
"No I don't know."
Just before Kitty could say another word Rogue took her stuff and left the room, leaving Kitty bewildered by the scene.
***
The time was now 6 on the dot, leaving Logan with a sick smirk.
"Alright." he said, getting up from his chair "Is anyone missing?"
The group fell silent, looking each other over.
"Wanda is sir." Bobby said, looking around some more.
"Sweetums?" Todd said, hopping up and down "Sweetums where are you?"
Logan rolled his eyes and flipped a switch.
"In about five minutes danger room sequence number 9 will begin. Hank and I haven't tested it out yet–"
"Vhat?!" Kurt shouted, teleporting to Logan's side "Are you crazy?"
Logan then shot Kurt a death glare and pressed the open button on the door.
"Good luck."
And with that Logan left, leaving all the teenagers to themselves.
"Man, I'm not doing this shit." Evan said, walking towards the door "Everyone know's the black guy always dies in the movies."
Just when he extended his arm out to the door, a thick metal lid slid in his way.
"Death-con 9 is now activated." rang a voice.
Everyone just looked at each other in confusion, not sure of what to do next.
"Yo man." Todd squeaked, clinging onto Fred "I don't like this!"
Fred just gulped and backed up a bit, slamming into something hard.
Just when he was about to turn around both him and Todd were flung across the room.
"Holy shit!" Ray shouted, dashing away from a red beam "These robots have our powers!"
"No shit!" Roberto hollered, getting smacking in the back with a tentacle.
Immediately the long limb turned into five, binding Roberto in its grasp.
"This is child abuse!" he barked "I swear it!"
Meanwhile across the room, Pietro was having the time of his life.
"Are you guys kidding me? This is child's play!" he said, running around a robot "These worthless scraps of metal are way to easy!"
That's when the miraculous happened.
The bot he was fighting grew long metal claws, causing his jaw to drop to the ground.
"Oh boy." he stated, backing up slowly "Now when I said worthless scraps of metal I uh meant that in a good way–"
Pietro stopped himself once his back hit a wall.
Just when he was about to say his prayers a dozen little bombs flew to the ground.
Instantly the robot blew up, leaving Pietro in relief.
"Hey Pie!" Tabitha called, waving a bit "Having a little trouble are we?"
Pietro then regained his composure and laughed.
"Me? Never!"
Abruptly a tremor shook the room violently, causing people to fall.
Scott rolled his eyes at this, and broke a robot with ease.
"They've really let this place go." he stated, destroying another robot "It used to be so challenging!"
"Well we used to be so young." Jean replied, forming a barrier around herself.
"You mean inexperienced."
Jean just smirked and threw an enemy to the side.
"I guess you could say that."
All of a sudden Bobby came soaring passed the two, slamming into the wall.
"Oh my gosh!" Jean shouted, running over to him "Bobby are you alright?"
He nodded weakly, quickly turning his attention to the wall.
Just then he began to slam his face against the wall, whining and groaning.
"Make it stop! Please god make it stop!" was all he said before passing out onto the floor.
Immediately after that, the voice rang throughout the room once more.
"Level of difficulty is now 10."
This last statement received gasps a groans from everyone around the room. Who was still conscious I might add.
Oh and just when you think things couldn't get worse for the group, it did.
More robots were produced from the ground, bigger then before.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Kitty shrieked, fazing through a robot Wolfsbane "This is way to much!"
Kitty then heard a noise behind her and gasped.
There were at least 15 robots behind her, advancing to her position rather quickly.
Suddenly a sword flew past her face, landing a few feet away.
She turned to the direction in which it came from and smiled.
Lance, Todd, Fred, and the rest of the gang were standing there, faces painted and all.
Lance then screamed something incomprehensible, causing everyone to charge in anger.
"I swear this has to be from a movie." Amara said, running along side of Tabitha.
Tabitha just shrugged and blew a robots head off.
"I think it's from that Mel Gibson movie... Ooo he was such a stud!"
***
Okie I know, it was a half ass job but that was only because it was the danger room... I'm not entirely proud of this chapter but eh, it'll do for now.
Elfin: That brave heart joke was so lame!
Yea, it kind of was...
Elfin: AND when will we see some Jott romance?! Ooo and I'm dying for some Jubby!
Soon enough my friend, the next two chapters should be filled with fluffy goodness!
Elfin: I hope so.