Disclaimer in first chapter
You can just skip this chapter, its really really stupid, okay you've been warned.
Each member of the fellowship took on five orcs. Unfortunately these orcs did not fall as easily as they had in the past. Everyone was having trouble with these orcs, except , of course, Aer and Legolas. They had finished fast, as elves always seem to do.
Aer sat in a tree as Legolas leaned against it. They watched the others fend off their orcs.
'Why are you just standing there!' cried Aragorn.
'It's a game, remember? We've finished and have to wait for you,' explained Aer.
'We greatly need your assistance,' said a frustrated Gandolf.
'Elves have a sick sense of fun!' yelled an extremely frustrated Gimli.
'Help us for our sakes and yours,' said Sam.
'Why for our sakes?' asked Legolas.
'Because when we're done here, we're going to come after you!' said an angry Frodo.
'Fine!' exclaimed Aer.
Aer and Legolas fired at the orcs to please their friends. This took but a few minutes.
'Thankee,' said Pippin.
'What on Middle-Earth possessed you to just sit there?' asked Merry.
'Well we said it would be a game, did we not? And once you are done, do you not stop and wait for the other players to finish?' asked Aer.
'Yes but that's when the other players don't run the risk of death,' said Aragorn.
'Maybe you'd finish faster if you used your bow and arrows,' said Legolas.
'Don't change the subject,' said Aragorn.
'The subject was the battle, so I did not change the subject. I simply made a suggestion,' said Legolas. 'A suggestion you should follow.'
'I will do no such thing!' said Aragorn.
'Come now,' said Aer. 'Let's not fight. Besides it was all my doing.'
'Stay out of it!' yelled Legolas and Aragorn.
'WE ARE LEAVING NOW TO LOTHLORIEN! WITH OR WITHOUT YOU TWO!' screamed Aer.
The fellowship, minus Legolas and Aragorn, started to walk away from the site. Legolas and Aragorn went to catch up with them, once they realized that they were on the move. 'A full out argument was avoided. Thank goodness' thought Aer.
Okay its obvious that Aragorn and Legolas ignored Aer when she said it was her fault. And yes I am aware that Legolas is a bit OOC and that Aragorn is totally OOC. I also wish to make one statement: THIS IS NOT ENGLISH CLASS!! (read reviews if you want the know what the hell I'm talking about) Okay that said, goodbye.
You can just skip this chapter, its really really stupid, okay you've been warned.
Each member of the fellowship took on five orcs. Unfortunately these orcs did not fall as easily as they had in the past. Everyone was having trouble with these orcs, except , of course, Aer and Legolas. They had finished fast, as elves always seem to do.
Aer sat in a tree as Legolas leaned against it. They watched the others fend off their orcs.
'Why are you just standing there!' cried Aragorn.
'It's a game, remember? We've finished and have to wait for you,' explained Aer.
'We greatly need your assistance,' said a frustrated Gandolf.
'Elves have a sick sense of fun!' yelled an extremely frustrated Gimli.
'Help us for our sakes and yours,' said Sam.
'Why for our sakes?' asked Legolas.
'Because when we're done here, we're going to come after you!' said an angry Frodo.
'Fine!' exclaimed Aer.
Aer and Legolas fired at the orcs to please their friends. This took but a few minutes.
'Thankee,' said Pippin.
'What on Middle-Earth possessed you to just sit there?' asked Merry.
'Well we said it would be a game, did we not? And once you are done, do you not stop and wait for the other players to finish?' asked Aer.
'Yes but that's when the other players don't run the risk of death,' said Aragorn.
'Maybe you'd finish faster if you used your bow and arrows,' said Legolas.
'Don't change the subject,' said Aragorn.
'The subject was the battle, so I did not change the subject. I simply made a suggestion,' said Legolas. 'A suggestion you should follow.'
'I will do no such thing!' said Aragorn.
'Come now,' said Aer. 'Let's not fight. Besides it was all my doing.'
'Stay out of it!' yelled Legolas and Aragorn.
'WE ARE LEAVING NOW TO LOTHLORIEN! WITH OR WITHOUT YOU TWO!' screamed Aer.
The fellowship, minus Legolas and Aragorn, started to walk away from the site. Legolas and Aragorn went to catch up with them, once they realized that they were on the move. 'A full out argument was avoided. Thank goodness' thought Aer.
Okay its obvious that Aragorn and Legolas ignored Aer when she said it was her fault. And yes I am aware that Legolas is a bit OOC and that Aragorn is totally OOC. I also wish to make one statement: THIS IS NOT ENGLISH CLASS!! (read reviews if you want the know what the hell I'm talking about) Okay that said, goodbye.