The New Me
Chapter 5
Christmas Can be Murder
"Come, let me rip you. . .tear you. . .kill you. . .," "Hermione's been Petrified. . ." "Follow the spiders. . ." "Ginny Weasley. . ." "Percy, she was just abo-,"
"Damien! Wake up! ~* Devan whispered, startling Damien out of his memories of his second year. "It's Christmas!!"
Damien looked at the clock, "It's only ::yawn:: 6:00, Devan, go back to sleep. . . ~*
Devan studied the magical clock. Suddenly he remembered, "No, it's 9:00, Ben bewitched it so it said everything upside-down! ~*
But Damien was fast asleep, his third year in his head ("More terrible than ever before!") Devan smiled evilly.
"Well, if you won't wake up to me shouting, then. . ." Devan took out his wand (yes, they can do magic over the holidays) and shouted the water curse. Little did he know, Damien was watching him. A drop of water flew out. Damien snorted.
"What? ~* Devan asked smirking. Just then a stream of water flew out and hit Damien right in the face. Damien sputtered while Devan laughed.
"Oh, you think that's funny, hmmm? ~* Damien asked. Devan nodded. Damien picked up his wand, muttered something incoherently, and said the two words Devan despised. "Hot pink ~*
Devan screamed as a line of hot pink paint streamed out of Damien's wand and hit him in the face. Damien started laughing hysterically.
"Now, that's not funny. . ." Devan said, grinning inwardly.
"Yes-yes it was, ~* Damien said, choking.
"No, because I can do this! ~*
Damien stopped laughing and looked up just in time to see a good sized pepperoni pizza fly in his face. Luckily, it was cold. Damien flicked his wand and a bucket of ice cream fell on Devan's head. Devan stuck a finger in it and licked it.
"Mmmm, mint chocolate chip! ~* and flicked his wand to make a pitcher of Root Beer pour itself on Damien.
Damien smiled and thought 'It's good to finally have a best friend' before they started a food war.
A few hours later Devan's parents stepped in his room, just to find it covered from ceiling to floor in hardened ketchup with little bits of hot dogs floating around the room. In the corner. Devan and Damien were laughing while pigging out on conjured food. Damien was covered in pizza sauce, and Devan was very pink. They looked at each other, nodded, and flicked their wands. Giant buckets of melted cheese appeared over the two boys' head. One second later, they tipped over, drenching the kids in cheese.
The parents laughed and fled the hysterical scene. Devan looked at Damien. Damien nodded. Time for revenge.
* * *
Two minutes later, Damien and Devan sneaked out of the room. They had made a plan. Devan, with an anti-food charm upon him, would distract his parents by talking about what they got for Christmas, while Damien did all the dirty work. He was responsible for conjuring the food, which in this case would be salsa for Devan's dad, and French Chip Dip for his mom. A few seconds later the entered the scene. Devan, smiling inwardly, swaggered into the room.
"Hello, mom and dad! ~* he said.
"Oh, hello Devan, ~* they replied, confused that he wasn't getting back at them.
"So, what'd you guys get for Christmas? ~*
"Well, umm.. . ~* was all they got out when a gallon or two of salsa fell on Devan's dad. He sputtered about for two seconds until another gallon or two of French Chip Dip toppled over onto his mother. And just for good measure, tortilla chips and Lays chips fell on top of the dip, making them look like living chip trays. Damien came out of his hiding place and slapped Devan's hand in a high five, then looking at his creation, making him laugh even more. His laughter was short-lived, as a black Peregrine Falcon flew through the window. Everyone stopped laughing abruptly and stared at the owl nervously. It was well known on the wizarding world that a black bird of any species meant death to someone close to them or maybe a family member.
Devan, shaking like a pig in the Arctic, walked over to the falcon and retrieved the letter. He opened it up, and stuttering, he read it aloud.
To Whoever It May Concern,
We are sorry to inform you that a known person, probably close to you has died. This person is Olympia Maxmie, headmistress of Beaxabatons academy. In case you were wondering, Albus Dumbledore has offered to be your headmaster until the point that Hogwarts is rebuilt.
Yours in Magic
Benjamin Toland
Benjamin Toland, Board of Governors.
Devan turned to Damien with tears in his eyes. Damien, even though he hardly knew her, had tears in his eyes too. He knew what it was like to emotionally lose someone you had known for 5 years. After all, he had lost all the friends he had made over the length of 5 years to some lying idiot. If that isn't emotional pain then being abused by them must be.
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Fin.
Sorry it took so long, I got hooked on a story on Schnoggle call the Psychic Serpent by Barb, and just forgot! And just in case any of you forgot, Damien/Harry had concealing charms on him, so no one will know who he is!?!?!?
Reviewers:
shdurrani: ::See note above about concealing charms:: Thanks!
ZeonReborn: A special project? Cool what is it? Do you have a cold?? (
Queen Tessandrilene Wendracon: ::See note above about concealing charms:: Thanks!
Mixed Up Again: You'll see in the next chapter, (which hopefully won't take as long). Thanks! ::See note above about concealing charms:: They might, depends on what I want to do.
little gin blossom: Thanks! Yes they did deserve it. Sorry it took so long.
Bookworm2000: That's okay ::See note above about concealing charms:: Yea, but ONLY a twinge. You wrote about an orphan with a starting word of butterfly? How on earth did you do that? IFINALLYSAWTHETWOTOWERSANDIDIDN'TKNOWLEGOLASKNEWHOWTOSNOWBOARDDOWNAFLIGHTOST AIRS! IHOPEFRODOCANSTILLSEEINTHENEXTMOVIE!
Ravenclawgirl: Thanks!!!!!!
I don't have a creative name: But they had to die!! All because of my EVILNESS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, Draco is the coolestest of all. ::See note above about concealing charms:: And Draco isn't in it yet, but he will be in the next book! Anyhow, what does Adeiu revior mean?
Lady FoxFire: Yes he will, but not until Ron does something mean while under a certain curse. Lets just say Dumbledore hushed it all up.
weaslygurl4: I did, but sorry it took so long
iamhermione19: Your welcome!!!!!!!!
Mixed Up Again (again!): I know how you feel. Evil teachers did that to me too. All except exams. Homework, homework, and homework!!! The only reason I haven't updated for a while. Well, that and Bard's story!
Review. . .
Chapter 5
Christmas Can be Murder
"Come, let me rip you. . .tear you. . .kill you. . .," "Hermione's been Petrified. . ." "Follow the spiders. . ." "Ginny Weasley. . ." "Percy, she was just abo-,"
"Damien! Wake up! ~* Devan whispered, startling Damien out of his memories of his second year. "It's Christmas!!"
Damien looked at the clock, "It's only ::yawn:: 6:00, Devan, go back to sleep. . . ~*
Devan studied the magical clock. Suddenly he remembered, "No, it's 9:00, Ben bewitched it so it said everything upside-down! ~*
But Damien was fast asleep, his third year in his head ("More terrible than ever before!") Devan smiled evilly.
"Well, if you won't wake up to me shouting, then. . ." Devan took out his wand (yes, they can do magic over the holidays) and shouted the water curse. Little did he know, Damien was watching him. A drop of water flew out. Damien snorted.
"What? ~* Devan asked smirking. Just then a stream of water flew out and hit Damien right in the face. Damien sputtered while Devan laughed.
"Oh, you think that's funny, hmmm? ~* Damien asked. Devan nodded. Damien picked up his wand, muttered something incoherently, and said the two words Devan despised. "Hot pink ~*
Devan screamed as a line of hot pink paint streamed out of Damien's wand and hit him in the face. Damien started laughing hysterically.
"Now, that's not funny. . ." Devan said, grinning inwardly.
"Yes-yes it was, ~* Damien said, choking.
"No, because I can do this! ~*
Damien stopped laughing and looked up just in time to see a good sized pepperoni pizza fly in his face. Luckily, it was cold. Damien flicked his wand and a bucket of ice cream fell on Devan's head. Devan stuck a finger in it and licked it.
"Mmmm, mint chocolate chip! ~* and flicked his wand to make a pitcher of Root Beer pour itself on Damien.
Damien smiled and thought 'It's good to finally have a best friend' before they started a food war.
A few hours later Devan's parents stepped in his room, just to find it covered from ceiling to floor in hardened ketchup with little bits of hot dogs floating around the room. In the corner. Devan and Damien were laughing while pigging out on conjured food. Damien was covered in pizza sauce, and Devan was very pink. They looked at each other, nodded, and flicked their wands. Giant buckets of melted cheese appeared over the two boys' head. One second later, they tipped over, drenching the kids in cheese.
The parents laughed and fled the hysterical scene. Devan looked at Damien. Damien nodded. Time for revenge.
* * *
Two minutes later, Damien and Devan sneaked out of the room. They had made a plan. Devan, with an anti-food charm upon him, would distract his parents by talking about what they got for Christmas, while Damien did all the dirty work. He was responsible for conjuring the food, which in this case would be salsa for Devan's dad, and French Chip Dip for his mom. A few seconds later the entered the scene. Devan, smiling inwardly, swaggered into the room.
"Hello, mom and dad! ~* he said.
"Oh, hello Devan, ~* they replied, confused that he wasn't getting back at them.
"So, what'd you guys get for Christmas? ~*
"Well, umm.. . ~* was all they got out when a gallon or two of salsa fell on Devan's dad. He sputtered about for two seconds until another gallon or two of French Chip Dip toppled over onto his mother. And just for good measure, tortilla chips and Lays chips fell on top of the dip, making them look like living chip trays. Damien came out of his hiding place and slapped Devan's hand in a high five, then looking at his creation, making him laugh even more. His laughter was short-lived, as a black Peregrine Falcon flew through the window. Everyone stopped laughing abruptly and stared at the owl nervously. It was well known on the wizarding world that a black bird of any species meant death to someone close to them or maybe a family member.
Devan, shaking like a pig in the Arctic, walked over to the falcon and retrieved the letter. He opened it up, and stuttering, he read it aloud.
To Whoever It May Concern,
We are sorry to inform you that a known person, probably close to you has died. This person is Olympia Maxmie, headmistress of Beaxabatons academy. In case you were wondering, Albus Dumbledore has offered to be your headmaster until the point that Hogwarts is rebuilt.
Yours in Magic
Benjamin Toland
Benjamin Toland, Board of Governors.
Devan turned to Damien with tears in his eyes. Damien, even though he hardly knew her, had tears in his eyes too. He knew what it was like to emotionally lose someone you had known for 5 years. After all, he had lost all the friends he had made over the length of 5 years to some lying idiot. If that isn't emotional pain then being abused by them must be.
____________________________________________________________________________ _________
Fin.
Sorry it took so long, I got hooked on a story on Schnoggle call the Psychic Serpent by Barb, and just forgot! And just in case any of you forgot, Damien/Harry had concealing charms on him, so no one will know who he is!?!?!?
Reviewers:
shdurrani: ::See note above about concealing charms:: Thanks!
ZeonReborn: A special project? Cool what is it? Do you have a cold?? (
Queen Tessandrilene Wendracon: ::See note above about concealing charms:: Thanks!
Mixed Up Again: You'll see in the next chapter, (which hopefully won't take as long). Thanks! ::See note above about concealing charms:: They might, depends on what I want to do.
little gin blossom: Thanks! Yes they did deserve it. Sorry it took so long.
Bookworm2000: That's okay ::See note above about concealing charms:: Yea, but ONLY a twinge. You wrote about an orphan with a starting word of butterfly? How on earth did you do that? IFINALLYSAWTHETWOTOWERSANDIDIDN'TKNOWLEGOLASKNEWHOWTOSNOWBOARDDOWNAFLIGHTOST AIRS! IHOPEFRODOCANSTILLSEEINTHENEXTMOVIE!
Ravenclawgirl: Thanks!!!!!!
I don't have a creative name: But they had to die!! All because of my EVILNESS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, Draco is the coolestest of all. ::See note above about concealing charms:: And Draco isn't in it yet, but he will be in the next book! Anyhow, what does Adeiu revior mean?
Lady FoxFire: Yes he will, but not until Ron does something mean while under a certain curse. Lets just say Dumbledore hushed it all up.
weaslygurl4: I did, but sorry it took so long
iamhermione19: Your welcome!!!!!!!!
Mixed Up Again (again!): I know how you feel. Evil teachers did that to me too. All except exams. Homework, homework, and homework!!! The only reason I haven't updated for a while. Well, that and Bard's story!
Review. . .