By: Crystal the Demon-Touched

Title: Dignity is Overrated

Rating: R

Disclaimer: Crystal the Demon-Touched does not own Naruto.

Chapter Title: Morning After

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Sasuke awoke with one hand lying across Naruto's waist. Naruto himself was curled against Sasuke's chest. Sasuke smirked when he thought about how helpless and weak the boy looked at that moment. He looked so different from last night.

At that moment, Sasuke's head started to throb painfully. Oh yes, last night. Crap, he'd never had a hangover before, let alone been fucked. Ah yes, as harmless as Naruto looked, he had the annoyingly disturbing ability to make

Sasuke scream, groan, mewl, and moan, as he so wished. Sasuke grimaced at the thought and made a mental note to remember that. Of course, it was very unlikely that Sasuke would remember anything that he was now thinking in his incapacitated state.

Naruto blinked his eyes awake. He then opened them all the way and looked around the room. Then, his eyes came to rest on Sasuke. He grinned, such a foxy smile that the corners of Sasuke's mouth twitched with the effort not to grin back, and hugged Sasuke around the middle, burying his head in Sasuke's chest.

"I thought last night was a dream," he whispered.

"Are you glad it isn't?" Sasuke replied.

Naruto brought his head back up to stare at Sasuke again. "Yes," He murmured, closing the distance between their lips. It was a chaste kiss, and it was over quickly. They simply laid there in the other's arms. (AN: Can't you just picture this? Isn't it like SOOOOOOO kawaii?)

After a moment, Naruto sat up and began shuffling about the room, trying to find his discarded clothes. Sasuke watched for a moment before sighing.

"What's wrong?" Naruto questioned while stepping into his pants.

"Don't you have a hangover? I swear, my head is throbbing so painfully it hurts to even think about moving." Sasuke grabbed his head and rubbed his temples.

Naruto gave him another foxy grin. "Nope, I guess this means I beat you at the drinking contest." His grin grew as Sasuke glared at him. "And, if I do say so myself, you not only looked hungover, but also thoroughly well fucked."

"Shut up and kiss me," Sasuke whined. Naruto yielded and bent his head down to rub his lips lightly over Sasuke's, pulling away before he had a decent taste.

"You bastard," Sasuke growled.

"Now, is that any way to talk to your koi?" Naruto scolded.

"Whoever said I loved you?" Sasuke questioned.

"You did, at least a dozen times last night." Naruto said, eyes crinkling in silent laughter.

"It was all a joke put together to fool you." Sasuke sighed.

"Well, that's too bad."

"Why?"

"Cause I love you." Naruto bent over again to kiss the raven-haired boy. Sasuke's arm creeped around Naruto's neck to hold his head in place. Soon, Sasuke was darting his tongue out to beg for entrance to Naruto's mouth. Naruto obligingly opened his mouth to allow Sasuke to explore the warm, moist cavern of his mouth.

Naruto tasted slightly of ramen, Sasuke decided, with just a hint of alcohol from last night. Sasuke was never fond of ramen, but at that moment, he was

willing to eat a thousand bowls of it just for a hint of the taste of Naruto. Of course, kissing the actual thing was much better.

"Good morning boys!" Came the obnoxious voice of Kakashi. Naruto jumped back. Sasuke blushed redder than a tomato.

"Ohayo, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto waved tentatively, while Sasuke opted for silent blushing and grumbling about 'stupid teachers who have no sense of privacy.'

"Well, I'm glad I sent Sakura to look for you, Naruto, outside when we didn't find you in your room. And even though I fully understand that you two are most likely tired, you still need to get up for training."

"But Kakashi-" Naruto tried.

"No but's Naruto. You two may be lovers but you're still shinobi." Kakashi,

though he used a scolding tone, was enjoying every minute of the boy's discomfort.

"But Kakashi-" Naruto tried again.

"Naruto, when you came to me and told me you had a crush on Sasuke, I thought you were just a little crazy. But now I know you are very crazy, trying to get out of training."

Sasuke turned to stare incredulously at Naruto. "You had a crush on me?"

Naruto blushed, if possible, harder. "Yeah."

"How long?"

"About four years."

Sasuke almost laughed. Naruto had had a crush on him since they had become shinobi?

"Well anyway, you two get ready, I meet you outside."

"But Kakashi, Sasuke can't MOVE." Naruto said, finally finishing his thought. "He has a hangover."

Kakashi's one visible eye went wide before crinkling again in laughter. "Oh, well, I'll go get him some medicine, and he can stay in bed today."

Naruto smiled. "Good."

"Well c'mon then. I'll see that the maid brings up your medicine Sasuke. See you later.

Sasuke sighed and lied back in the bed, his thoughts turning back to WHY he put up with the obnoxious blonde boy. At that moment, Naruto darted back into the room and gave Sasuke a quick kiss and whispering, 'love you', before darting out again.

Oh yeah, that's why.

~ Owari ~

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