Ok, this is a parody of Rush Hour. I just had this idea one day and so I
decided to do it. Oh yeah, and I've got dibs on Rush Hour II too you greedy
people. What are you waiting for? Read it.
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RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY
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A RP film
Produced and directed by The RP
RP does not own Rush Hour or X-Men: Evolution
Starring:
Remy LeBeau
St. John Allerdyce
Eric Lensherr
Rogue
Jamie Madrox
Lance Alvers
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The RP (otherwise known as RP): ok people, get in your places. Ok, lets start. Lights?
Evan: Check.
RP: Camera?
Evan: Check.
RP: Action! ***********************************************************************
People are seen loading cargo at a shipyard. Pietro is smoking on the deck of ship, observing the loading of the ship. We see Sam walking past a crate, and a hand grabs him, and drags him behind the crate. Now we see Ray walking past another crate. A gun points at him. Pietro is seen again leaning on the railing of the ship.
St. John opens a vent right behind Pietro and Roberto and looks around. He points a gun at them.
St. John: (into his walkie-talkie pinned to his shirt) I'm in position, mates, move in.
St. John: (to Pietro this time) Where is Magneto?
Pietro: Magneto? He is everywhere.
You-want-a-piece-of-me?
St. John: What the hell did you just say?
RP: Cut. Pietro, speak slower.
Pietro: You want a piece of me?
(long pause)
Shoot me.
(even longer pause
Shoot me!
Pietro pushes Roberto into St. John and runs away.
St. John chases after him, jumping off the boat, and over a crate. The crate in front of him starts to move toward him very fast, with help from Jean's telekinesis. St. John climbs up the crate he just jumped over, and falls back onto the crate that was just pushed into the other crate.
St. John turns over, stands up, and takes off running again. He jumps off the crate, and lands on a crane cab. St. John jumps off, and kicks the driver (who is actually Ray) in the stomach with both feet knocking him out of the cab.
Ray knocks the gun out of St. John's hands and they fight with random kicks and punches over it until St. John pulls out a pair of handcuffs and connects Ray to a crate with them. Then St. John picks up the gun, and is about to hit Ray, but Ray holds up his arm and whimpers.
St. John runs off and Ray is still struggling to get out of the handcuffs. St. John jumps over a crate and points his gun at a nice, white speedboat that is speeding away.
The police arrive behind St. John and lots of policemen get out (most of them Jamies in police uniforms).
St. John: (talking into his walkie-talkie again) Pietro got away.
RP: Annnddd cut! Great job people. Lets get out of here so we can get to the early morning training session with Logan tomorrow morning. ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~
So did you like it? Hate it? Tell me. I like reviews. I'm not very good with updating, so be patient and wait.
Oh, yes, and I need help. Jamie is playing the part of the little girl, and I need to know what song he should sing in the car. So, if you have any suggestions put it in your review.
Thanks for reading. Bye! ^_^ -RP
************************************************************************ Now on with the fic:
Actions
Speaking
Who's speaking
(My usually sarcastic comments) ####################################################################
RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY
*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*
A RP film
Produced and directed by The RP
RP does not own Rush Hour or X-Men: Evolution
Starring:
Remy LeBeau
St. John Allerdyce
Eric Lensherr
Rogue
Jamie Madrox
Lance Alvers
************************************************************************
The RP (otherwise known as RP): ok people, get in your places. Ok, lets start. Lights?
Evan: Check.
RP: Camera?
Evan: Check.
RP: Action! ***********************************************************************
People are seen loading cargo at a shipyard. Pietro is smoking on the deck of ship, observing the loading of the ship. We see Sam walking past a crate, and a hand grabs him, and drags him behind the crate. Now we see Ray walking past another crate. A gun points at him. Pietro is seen again leaning on the railing of the ship.
St. John opens a vent right behind Pietro and Roberto and looks around. He points a gun at them.
St. John: (into his walkie-talkie pinned to his shirt) I'm in position, mates, move in.
St. John: (to Pietro this time) Where is Magneto?
Pietro: Magneto? He is everywhere.
You-want-a-piece-of-me?
St. John: What the hell did you just say?
RP: Cut. Pietro, speak slower.
Pietro: You want a piece of me?
(long pause)
Shoot me.
(even longer pause
Shoot me!
Pietro pushes Roberto into St. John and runs away.
St. John chases after him, jumping off the boat, and over a crate. The crate in front of him starts to move toward him very fast, with help from Jean's telekinesis. St. John climbs up the crate he just jumped over, and falls back onto the crate that was just pushed into the other crate.
St. John turns over, stands up, and takes off running again. He jumps off the crate, and lands on a crane cab. St. John jumps off, and kicks the driver (who is actually Ray) in the stomach with both feet knocking him out of the cab.
Ray knocks the gun out of St. John's hands and they fight with random kicks and punches over it until St. John pulls out a pair of handcuffs and connects Ray to a crate with them. Then St. John picks up the gun, and is about to hit Ray, but Ray holds up his arm and whimpers.
St. John runs off and Ray is still struggling to get out of the handcuffs. St. John jumps over a crate and points his gun at a nice, white speedboat that is speeding away.
The police arrive behind St. John and lots of policemen get out (most of them Jamies in police uniforms).
St. John: (talking into his walkie-talkie again) Pietro got away.
RP: Annnddd cut! Great job people. Lets get out of here so we can get to the early morning training session with Logan tomorrow morning. ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~
So did you like it? Hate it? Tell me. I like reviews. I'm not very good with updating, so be patient and wait.
Oh, yes, and I need help. Jamie is playing the part of the little girl, and I need to know what song he should sing in the car. So, if you have any suggestions put it in your review.
Thanks for reading. Bye! ^_^ -RP