Ok, first I would like to thank all the reviewers.

The Rogue Witch: thank you for your suggestion, and I agree Jamie is cute.

ME():I have the DVD so the TV people might have cut that part out, anyways, St. John is one of my favorite characters too.^_^

todd fan: than you for reviewing, I feel honored. Anyways this is a great movie and it stars Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan so it's all comedy. Thanks for your suggestion, Barbie Girl would be funny.

pyroluver: don't worry, Remy will be in chapter 3, right after this one.

The Untouchable Rogue: thank you, and here is your next chapter, I will bring in Remy in the next chapter as mentioned above. Thanks for the suggestions, my bro told me to do I Like Big Butts too, oh well, and don't worry bout rambling I do that so much it's not even funny. ^-^

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RP: aright now, is everyone in their places?

Random voices: Yes/ Yeah/ Sure/ uh huh. RP: Good. Long pause and searching noises ah there's the bullhorn. (Real loud) Lights?

Evan: Check.

RP: (still loud) Camera?

Evan: Check.

RP: (really really really LOUD) Action! *********************************************************************** "Australia, last day of British rule" the words on the screen display (A/N: I know Australia was never under British rule, it's supposed to be Hong Kong, but Pyro isn't Chinese so I don't think that would work.)

Camera moves over from window overlooking city of Sydney to a room with a long table and lots of people at it. Magneto at one end and Lance at the other, and the two sides are filled with various others.

Eric (Magneto if you didn't know): "Forgive me Counsel Alvers, but I believe we can ill afford men of your high character, and speaking as a friend who has fought side by side with you for 15 years, I will surely miss the unshakeable (yeah, right) support you have given the Royal Australian Police. So, on behalf of all the Brits, who have carried the shield of Australia, we shall miss you, and wish nothing but happiness as you take up your new post in the United States. Ladies and Gentlemen, Counsel Alvers." The last part he says raising his wine/ champagne glass. (Man he has a long monologue)

Random voices from the people at the table at different times: Counsel Alvers

Lance: Thank you, Eric. Now you know Eric is not going to make this evening easy.

St. John enters the room and wants to talk with Lance.

Lance: Excuse me.

St. John whispers something to Lance, and after a few seconds of long anticipation, Lance thanks St. John and shakes his hand.

Lance: Commander Lesher, I am pleased to leave you and Australia with a special gift tonight. Earlier this evening, Detective Inspector Allerdyce and a special task force have once and for all crushed the Magneto organization, and reclaimed artifacts from over 5000 years of Australia's history.

Clapping

Lance: This is the kind of legacy I dreamed about.

Lance raises his glass in a toast.

Eric is seen raising his glass, and he has a slightly pissed off look on his face.

Eric: Australia forever.

Lance: To Australia, forever. *********************************************************************** St. John is walking down a hallway and is about to walk through a doorway, but suddenly, Jamie comes out from the opposite hall in pajamas (orange with planes on them), and he punches St. John in the stomach. Several more Jamies come out, but they scramble off camera before most everyone notices.

Jamie (in a mad voice): Why didn't you tell me you weren't going with us?

Pyro (I'm getting tired of typing St. John): I was trying to find the right time.

Jamie: When? After I left?

Jamie punches Pyro again; resulting is more Jamies that also run off screen.

Pyro: taking Jamie's hands into his own Jamie, I will miss you very much. You are my best student. Your mother would've been proud. Will you practice your kicks and eye gouges?

Jamie: I won't have any friends in America.

Pyro: taking something out of his pocket everything will be okay, I promise. This is for you.

Then Pyro puts a shark tooth necklace around Jamie's neck.

Jamie: now smiling Boozer, Thank you.

Pyro: That's bONzer.(emphasis on the on)

Jamie: Oh, sorry. bONzer! Thank you!

Pyro: putting his hands on Jamie's shoulders, being careful not to knock a copy out of him, and smiling. Don't worry; America is a very friendly place. ************************************************************************ Oooooo, I left you at a cliffhanger. Not really, but you want the 3rd chapter right. Well I think the first two chapters are kinda boring, but whatever. Anyways next chapter Remy, Blob, and some C-4! Scary!!! Not really, but caution, things will explode.BOOM! See you soon. ^_^