Yeah!!! Another chapter is up!!! And this one is long. Very long. Oh well,
good for you guys, but lots of work for me. But I get reviews-it all works
out. Yeah!!! Go me!!! Oh, and this yesterday, I was watching Rush Hour 2 in
the car (cause my bro wanted to) and I was cracking up the whole time,
especially when they go into the clothing store. I was imagining the
Evolution characters in the movie, and man was it funny. Anyways my sister
thought I was crazy and told me to shuddup a bunch. Anyways just thought
you might want to know. Please read and review.
************************************************************************ Now on with the fic:
Actions
Speaking
Who's speaking
(My usually sarcastic comments)
No song lyrics in this one, oh well. #################################################################### RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY *$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$ RP: Arggg!!! Who put a banana peel in the middle of the floor? If no one admits to the blame you all get to suffer another 2 years inside the TV.
Bobby: I did it. I'm sorry, but you should have been watching out for it.
RP: I am going to kill you- but first we will film this scene. Get ready everyone. It's Showtime. Lights?
Spike: Check, RP.
RP: Lights?
Spike: That's also a check!
RP: Camera?
Sabertooth: Grrr, the camera is acting up again. Kicks the camera. Ok, it's good now.
Spike: Check, too.
RP: Action!!! ************************************************************************ Camera pans over a large building where they are setting up for the show of ancient Australian artifacts. Lance and Assistant Kitty are walking side by side discussing arrangements.
Lance: Security is in place?
Kitty: Yes.
Lance: And you're sure all of the exhibits will be ready by this weekend?
Kitty: Yes, sir. Your opening remarks are scheduled for 7:30.
Scott and Mastermind walk up to Lance and Kitty dressed in suits.
Scott: Excuse me, Consul Alvers? I'm Scott Summers with the Federal Bureau of investigation. This is Agent Wyngarde. (That's Mastermind's real last name) We need to speak with you in private, sir.
Lance gives Kitty a troubled glace.
Lance: Excuse me.
The three of them walk off towards the car whispering quietly.
Scene switches to a portrait of Lance, Jamie, and Motherly Kitty. It moves down to Lance sitting at a desk and Scott comes over and sits on the edge of the desk.
Scott: I know this is a difficult time for you Consul, but I want you to know we're going to get your son back.
Lance: Yes, but will you get him back alive?
Scott: We have the best agents in the world in this house and on those streets.
Lance rises from his chair and faces Scott.
Lance: I would like one of my people to help.
Scott: Let me assure you, Consul, the FBI considers this a top priority. We have plenty of people on the case.
Lance: Mr. Summers, I am not an American. My son, he is not an American. (Who the hell cares?)
Scott: I understand that sir, but.
Lance: He is already on the plane. I trust you will treat him with as much courtesy as you have shown me.
Scott shakes his head.
Scott: Yes.
Scene switches again to the inside of a police station, where Remy is in the middle of a crowed of random characters dressed up as police officers. He is holding a newspaper and telling everyone about the C-4 incident.
Remy: Ten people just jumped out of the trunk. Remy started handling all of them. Just started slapping, throwing them everywhere. Then two cops came out of nowhere and messed everything up, but Remy regrouped. Remy had to save their life. It might be paper. Remy flips through the paper. It ain't in there, but anyway, Remy save their life and then he starts runnin' trying to get the bomb.
Rogue comes up pushing through the crowd of people.
Rogue: I can't believe you went without me.
Remy: Hey, Remy'll talk to y'all later, all right. He'll tell you the best part after work.
Everyone who was listening to the crap gets up to get back to work.
Rogue: Ya know this is the reason nobody will work with you, Swam rat. Why you're the only one in the department without a partner.
Remy gets up and follows Rogue to her desk.
Remy: Rogue, look, first of all, if you want to go out on a date with Remy, then your going to have to wait on the list like all the other women, ok? Second of all, Remy works alone. He don't want no partner, he don't need no partner, and he ain't ever gonna have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner? (Who the hell is Kojak anyways?)
Rogue: Yeah, the fat guy.
Remy: Well he wasn't ever with him. Did Colombo have a partner?
Rogue: Professor Xavier ordered me to go with you because you needed bomb squad backup, but once again, you screwed me, and you screwed yourself.
Rogue sits down at her desk, and Remy sits on the corner of her desk.
Remy: Look, Rogue, it's dangerous out there. It's safer for you right here behind the desk.
Rogue stands up and faces Remy.
Rogue: You know, we're supposed to be on the same team.
Remy: Team? Rogue, this is the NOPD, we the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama ashamed of me. She tells everybody Remy's a drug dealer. That ain't no team. This is a pit stop for me, Chere, Remy's on the verge of leaving all y'all suckers behind.
Rogue: Actually you're on the verge of being suspended. Have a nice day.
Rogue sits down again and Remy smirks. Then he looks back a Rogue.
Remy: Rogue, somebody tell ya'll Remy was being suspended?
Rogue just clears her throat in response.
Remy: Quit playin', Chere. Sigh. Remy knows you playing. Rogue, somebody tell you Remy was being suspended?
Scene switches again to the porch of the Australian Consul where Scott and Jason are plotting.
Scott: This is a problem. That's all I need, some foreigner getting his head blown off, and turning this into an international incident. (More like burned off.)
Jason: What can we do? He's on his way.
Scott: Call the field office. Have them send over a rookie. We'll have him escort this guy around town for a couple of days, pretending to follow some leads, show him the sights, keep him out of the way.
Jason: Scott, you sure you want to do that to one of our own men?
Scott: What do you suggest?
Jason: Well as long as we're going to humiliate someone, might as well be NOPD.
Jason smirks. ************************************************************************ RP: Cut! Ok, now you're going to get it Bobby.
Bobby: Wha. What. Help me!!! ************************************************************************ Well there you have it. Another chapter down. Next time, a cussing Xavier. Mwahahahah!!! Yeah, I know odd, but hey, it could happen. Anyways, this chapter did have Rogue and Mastermind. Yeah!!! Be back soon.
Shout outs:
Todd fan: I like your word. It's cool, and you had fellow reviewers this time. ^_^
The Rogue Witch: I do try to make my fics good. And I did make the Pokémon backpack just for you. Feel honored and warm and happy.
Pirate kit: Johnny Chan!!! And he will have awesome moves. Yeah. Go Pyro!!! And Jamie will be saved!!! ^_^
11-02-03
-RP
************************************************************************ Now on with the fic:
Actions
Speaking
Who's speaking
(My usually sarcastic comments)
No song lyrics in this one, oh well. #################################################################### RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY *$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$ RP: Arggg!!! Who put a banana peel in the middle of the floor? If no one admits to the blame you all get to suffer another 2 years inside the TV.
Bobby: I did it. I'm sorry, but you should have been watching out for it.
RP: I am going to kill you- but first we will film this scene. Get ready everyone. It's Showtime. Lights?
Spike: Check, RP.
RP: Lights?
Spike: That's also a check!
RP: Camera?
Sabertooth: Grrr, the camera is acting up again. Kicks the camera. Ok, it's good now.
Spike: Check, too.
RP: Action!!! ************************************************************************ Camera pans over a large building where they are setting up for the show of ancient Australian artifacts. Lance and Assistant Kitty are walking side by side discussing arrangements.
Lance: Security is in place?
Kitty: Yes.
Lance: And you're sure all of the exhibits will be ready by this weekend?
Kitty: Yes, sir. Your opening remarks are scheduled for 7:30.
Scott and Mastermind walk up to Lance and Kitty dressed in suits.
Scott: Excuse me, Consul Alvers? I'm Scott Summers with the Federal Bureau of investigation. This is Agent Wyngarde. (That's Mastermind's real last name) We need to speak with you in private, sir.
Lance gives Kitty a troubled glace.
Lance: Excuse me.
The three of them walk off towards the car whispering quietly.
Scene switches to a portrait of Lance, Jamie, and Motherly Kitty. It moves down to Lance sitting at a desk and Scott comes over and sits on the edge of the desk.
Scott: I know this is a difficult time for you Consul, but I want you to know we're going to get your son back.
Lance: Yes, but will you get him back alive?
Scott: We have the best agents in the world in this house and on those streets.
Lance rises from his chair and faces Scott.
Lance: I would like one of my people to help.
Scott: Let me assure you, Consul, the FBI considers this a top priority. We have plenty of people on the case.
Lance: Mr. Summers, I am not an American. My son, he is not an American. (Who the hell cares?)
Scott: I understand that sir, but.
Lance: He is already on the plane. I trust you will treat him with as much courtesy as you have shown me.
Scott shakes his head.
Scott: Yes.
Scene switches again to the inside of a police station, where Remy is in the middle of a crowed of random characters dressed up as police officers. He is holding a newspaper and telling everyone about the C-4 incident.
Remy: Ten people just jumped out of the trunk. Remy started handling all of them. Just started slapping, throwing them everywhere. Then two cops came out of nowhere and messed everything up, but Remy regrouped. Remy had to save their life. It might be paper. Remy flips through the paper. It ain't in there, but anyway, Remy save their life and then he starts runnin' trying to get the bomb.
Rogue comes up pushing through the crowd of people.
Rogue: I can't believe you went without me.
Remy: Hey, Remy'll talk to y'all later, all right. He'll tell you the best part after work.
Everyone who was listening to the crap gets up to get back to work.
Rogue: Ya know this is the reason nobody will work with you, Swam rat. Why you're the only one in the department without a partner.
Remy gets up and follows Rogue to her desk.
Remy: Rogue, look, first of all, if you want to go out on a date with Remy, then your going to have to wait on the list like all the other women, ok? Second of all, Remy works alone. He don't want no partner, he don't need no partner, and he ain't ever gonna have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner? (Who the hell is Kojak anyways?)
Rogue: Yeah, the fat guy.
Remy: Well he wasn't ever with him. Did Colombo have a partner?
Rogue: Professor Xavier ordered me to go with you because you needed bomb squad backup, but once again, you screwed me, and you screwed yourself.
Rogue sits down at her desk, and Remy sits on the corner of her desk.
Remy: Look, Rogue, it's dangerous out there. It's safer for you right here behind the desk.
Rogue stands up and faces Remy.
Rogue: You know, we're supposed to be on the same team.
Remy: Team? Rogue, this is the NOPD, we the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama ashamed of me. She tells everybody Remy's a drug dealer. That ain't no team. This is a pit stop for me, Chere, Remy's on the verge of leaving all y'all suckers behind.
Rogue: Actually you're on the verge of being suspended. Have a nice day.
Rogue sits down again and Remy smirks. Then he looks back a Rogue.
Remy: Rogue, somebody tell ya'll Remy was being suspended?
Rogue just clears her throat in response.
Remy: Quit playin', Chere. Sigh. Remy knows you playing. Rogue, somebody tell you Remy was being suspended?
Scene switches again to the porch of the Australian Consul where Scott and Jason are plotting.
Scott: This is a problem. That's all I need, some foreigner getting his head blown off, and turning this into an international incident. (More like burned off.)
Jason: What can we do? He's on his way.
Scott: Call the field office. Have them send over a rookie. We'll have him escort this guy around town for a couple of days, pretending to follow some leads, show him the sights, keep him out of the way.
Jason: Scott, you sure you want to do that to one of our own men?
Scott: What do you suggest?
Jason: Well as long as we're going to humiliate someone, might as well be NOPD.
Jason smirks. ************************************************************************ RP: Cut! Ok, now you're going to get it Bobby.
Bobby: Wha. What. Help me!!! ************************************************************************ Well there you have it. Another chapter down. Next time, a cussing Xavier. Mwahahahah!!! Yeah, I know odd, but hey, it could happen. Anyways, this chapter did have Rogue and Mastermind. Yeah!!! Be back soon.
Shout outs:
Todd fan: I like your word. It's cool, and you had fellow reviewers this time. ^_^
The Rogue Witch: I do try to make my fics good. And I did make the Pokémon backpack just for you. Feel honored and warm and happy.
Pirate kit: Johnny Chan!!! And he will have awesome moves. Yeah. Go Pyro!!! And Jamie will be saved!!! ^_^
11-02-03
-RP