Hiya!!! I'm back again from the world of homework, evil teachers, and the
inability to blow things up. Yes, I'm back from the world of school. Arg,
those evil, evil people. They have rules for everything! Even turning
homework in on time. Can you believe it? I think the teachers plot to have
all the hard stuff due on the same day. But no matter, I shall be gone this
weekend, but never fear, I shall be back next weekend. And, with a nice
chapter full of more Remy. ^_^ Yeah!!! Well on Remy's part mostly. Anyways,
you get a chapter this weekend full of a cussing Xavier!!! Wahoo. Lessee
what else do I need to say? Oh right disclaimer.um.after next sentence.
Read on, yo! ^_^
Disclaimer: Chibis shall attack the world of here. Wait, the world of X- Men: Evolution, and only then shall I not own anything. Now I own many things, but not Evolution or Rush Hour. Too bad, otherwise you people reading this would be able to help me with the Evolution series, and there would be more new episodes. Sigh. But no matter, I shall rule the world someday. ^_^
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Now on with the fic:
Actions
Speaking
Who's speaking
(My usually sarcastic comments)
No song lyrics in this one, oh well.
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RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY
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RP: Hey hey hey, people. QUIET ON THE SET!!!
Bobby: Oh no! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!!! HELP!!!
RP: I ain't gonna kill you guys. I just WANT YOU TO BE QUIET!!!
Everyone: Gulp.
RP: flipping through papers Okeydokey, now, lessee, heres the script, now where is that.ah.wait.no.ah.here it is.no.nope.damn.arg.gah.hell.fuck.shit.crapshidellies (RP has resorted to cussin'? the world is coming to an end as we know it!).no.arg.no. here it- no. arg.man.where is it.is it here.no.here.no.there.no.WHERE IS MY COOLIO NEAT DIRECTOR'S CHAIR?
Spike: Um, RP?
RP: WHAT?
Spike: Well.um.ya see.um.well.um.you see.
RP: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Spike: Ok. Well, um, your, um, sitting in it.
RP: looks around and below her. Oh, so I am. OK!!! On with the scene- wait. LIGHTS?
Spike: Check!
RP: CAMERA?
Spike: Check!
RP: ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The scene opens up to Professor Xavier sitting at his desk at the police office, talking on the phone.
Prof. X: Well even if I had an extra man, who would want such a bullshit assignment? (Yeah! First cuss word out of his mouth, you know, the Prof. is actually a born cusser. Yes!!! He cusses all the time, but you never hear it cause they cut it out of the script. Amazing isn't it?)
Prof. X: Well, it's a disgrace to me, it's a disgrace to my department, it's a disgrace to.
Remy walks up to the door.
Prof. X: Jason, I'm sending someone right over.
He hangs up the phone, and gestures to Remy to come over. Remy walks in and sits down in a chair across from the professor.
Remy: Professor, Remy knows you read the paper, but they lying. You know Remy wouldn't do nothing like that. They over exaggerate. You know the paper. They just want a story.
Prof. X: Two officers were sot. One man lost a pinky.
Remy: But didn't nobody die.
Prof. X: You destroyed half a city block.
Remy: That block was already messed up. (I see where he's coming from.)
Prof. X: And you lost a lot of evidence.
Remy: There's still a little bit left.
Prof. X: What you did was dangerous, and completely against policy. And not only that, but you did a good job.
Remy: What!?
Prof. X: Everyone around here is so damn image-conscious. Everybody's so afraid of their own shadow. It's nice to meet a New Orleans' detective who's willing to lay it on the line.
Remy: Professor, th-tha- that's the same way Remy feels, that's what Remy's been trying to tell everybody.
Prof. X: See every so often, we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
Remy: you goddamn right. That's the only way Remy works.
Prof. X: Yeah.
Remy: So that mean Remy ain't getting suspended?
Prof. X: Suspended!? Are you kidding me?
Remy: Remy don't even know why he said that. Why.
Prof. X: I just got a call from the FBI. The 12-year-old son of an Australian diplomat was kidnapped this morning, and they want you on the case.
Remy: FBI want Remy?
Prof. X: That's right.
Remy: Stop lyin'.
Prof. X: I don't lie.
Remy: Tell the truth.
Prof. X: I'm telling the truth.
Remy gets up and holds his hand out to the Professor.
Remy: Thank you Professor. Whooooooooo!!!
Prof. X: Congratulations, LeBeau. You are going to the show.
Remy: Remy, appreciate it.
Remy is about to walk out the door.
Remy: Hey, Remy ain't gonna let you down, and Remy'll look out for you when Remy get to the top. Remy's gonna make you mayor.
Prof. X: I'd rather you didn't.
Remy walks out the door into the room full of other officers and starts to walk through it.
Remy: To everyone in the room. Hey, listen up. If anybody need Remy, he'll be working a big, big case for the FBI.
He reaches Rogue, who is looking at him with disbelief. Remy puts a hand on her shoulder, and then takes it off and starts to do his dance. And then, he dances out the door.
Remy: Whooooooo!!!
Rogue is left sitting on the desk, looking really pissed off. ************************************************************************ Yeah!!! No reviews. I'm sad. Does no one read this? Please review. Please. I really like to be told what the readers think, even if it's bad. Bye!!! And let the fork be with you!!! ^_^
11-06-03
-RP (your loving author ^_^)
Disclaimer: Chibis shall attack the world of here. Wait, the world of X- Men: Evolution, and only then shall I not own anything. Now I own many things, but not Evolution or Rush Hour. Too bad, otherwise you people reading this would be able to help me with the Evolution series, and there would be more new episodes. Sigh. But no matter, I shall rule the world someday. ^_^
************************************************************************
Now on with the fic:
Actions
Speaking
Who's speaking
(My usually sarcastic comments)
No song lyrics in this one, oh well.
####################################################################
RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY
*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$
RP: Hey hey hey, people. QUIET ON THE SET!!!
Bobby: Oh no! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!!! HELP!!!
RP: I ain't gonna kill you guys. I just WANT YOU TO BE QUIET!!!
Everyone: Gulp.
RP: flipping through papers Okeydokey, now, lessee, heres the script, now where is that.ah.wait.no.ah.here it is.no.nope.damn.arg.gah.hell.fuck.shit.crapshidellies (RP has resorted to cussin'? the world is coming to an end as we know it!).no.arg.no. here it- no. arg.man.where is it.is it here.no.here.no.there.no.WHERE IS MY COOLIO NEAT DIRECTOR'S CHAIR?
Spike: Um, RP?
RP: WHAT?
Spike: Well.um.ya see.um.well.um.you see.
RP: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Spike: Ok. Well, um, your, um, sitting in it.
RP: looks around and below her. Oh, so I am. OK!!! On with the scene- wait. LIGHTS?
Spike: Check!
RP: CAMERA?
Spike: Check!
RP: ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The scene opens up to Professor Xavier sitting at his desk at the police office, talking on the phone.
Prof. X: Well even if I had an extra man, who would want such a bullshit assignment? (Yeah! First cuss word out of his mouth, you know, the Prof. is actually a born cusser. Yes!!! He cusses all the time, but you never hear it cause they cut it out of the script. Amazing isn't it?)
Prof. X: Well, it's a disgrace to me, it's a disgrace to my department, it's a disgrace to.
Remy walks up to the door.
Prof. X: Jason, I'm sending someone right over.
He hangs up the phone, and gestures to Remy to come over. Remy walks in and sits down in a chair across from the professor.
Remy: Professor, Remy knows you read the paper, but they lying. You know Remy wouldn't do nothing like that. They over exaggerate. You know the paper. They just want a story.
Prof. X: Two officers were sot. One man lost a pinky.
Remy: But didn't nobody die.
Prof. X: You destroyed half a city block.
Remy: That block was already messed up. (I see where he's coming from.)
Prof. X: And you lost a lot of evidence.
Remy: There's still a little bit left.
Prof. X: What you did was dangerous, and completely against policy. And not only that, but you did a good job.
Remy: What!?
Prof. X: Everyone around here is so damn image-conscious. Everybody's so afraid of their own shadow. It's nice to meet a New Orleans' detective who's willing to lay it on the line.
Remy: Professor, th-tha- that's the same way Remy feels, that's what Remy's been trying to tell everybody.
Prof. X: See every so often, we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
Remy: you goddamn right. That's the only way Remy works.
Prof. X: Yeah.
Remy: So that mean Remy ain't getting suspended?
Prof. X: Suspended!? Are you kidding me?
Remy: Remy don't even know why he said that. Why.
Prof. X: I just got a call from the FBI. The 12-year-old son of an Australian diplomat was kidnapped this morning, and they want you on the case.
Remy: FBI want Remy?
Prof. X: That's right.
Remy: Stop lyin'.
Prof. X: I don't lie.
Remy: Tell the truth.
Prof. X: I'm telling the truth.
Remy gets up and holds his hand out to the Professor.
Remy: Thank you Professor. Whooooooooo!!!
Prof. X: Congratulations, LeBeau. You are going to the show.
Remy: Remy, appreciate it.
Remy is about to walk out the door.
Remy: Hey, Remy ain't gonna let you down, and Remy'll look out for you when Remy get to the top. Remy's gonna make you mayor.
Prof. X: I'd rather you didn't.
Remy walks out the door into the room full of other officers and starts to walk through it.
Remy: To everyone in the room. Hey, listen up. If anybody need Remy, he'll be working a big, big case for the FBI.
He reaches Rogue, who is looking at him with disbelief. Remy puts a hand on her shoulder, and then takes it off and starts to do his dance. And then, he dances out the door.
Remy: Whooooooo!!!
Rogue is left sitting on the desk, looking really pissed off. ************************************************************************ Yeah!!! No reviews. I'm sad. Does no one read this? Please review. Please. I really like to be told what the readers think, even if it's bad. Bye!!! And let the fork be with you!!! ^_^
11-06-03
-RP (your loving author ^_^)