Hi ya'll, sorry I haven't updated in a while, been busy with school, sports, all that jazz, but now its time for your entertainment. Please read on, and shout outs are at the bottom.

Disclaimer: I shall own the world one day in the very far away future, but until then, I own nothing. ^_^

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Now on with the fic:

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Who's speaking

(My usually sarcastic comments)

No song lyrics in this one, oh well.

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RUSH HOUR THE X-MEN WAY

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RP: Good morning men.and women. We need to get right to the point. Lets go. Lights?

Spyke: Check!

RP: Camera?

Spyke: Um.Check!

RP: Action!!!

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Remy drives up in front of the Australian Consulate in his black convertible. He gets out and throws his keys to Kurt, who is standing beside Bobby in front of the door.

Remy: Throws keys to Kurt. Take care of that for Remy, mon ami.

Remy walks through the doors. He walks down to the end of the entrance hall and stops. He looks around.

Mastermind (Jason) walks out of a door at one end of the hall. He sees Remy.

Jason: LeBeau!?

Remy looks at him, and walks over, just a Ray, with an earpiece on, walks in front of him.

Remy: Taps Ray on the shoulder. Mon ami, Remy needs one of them earpieces immediately, all right?

Remy and Jason shake hands.

Remy: Hey, mon ami, what's up?

Scene switches. (Here I go with the scene switches again.) The scene switches o Scott, who is going through papers on a desk. He is talking to someone.

Scott: I want the consul's personal records cross-checked with that new list received from Interpol. See if you can make any matches or connections.

Jason and Remy walk through the door to the office.

Remy: Ok, mon amis, what do we got here? Have we checked the consul's personal records yet? Remy want to know who's he been talking with, Remy want to know who's he been dealing with. Ok, come on. Give Gambit the story.

RP: Remy you cannot refer to yourself as 'Gambit' here. We are not doing battle or anything here. OK?

Remy: Uh.sure petite. Anything.

RP: Good. Now lets finish this scene.

Remy: Give Remy the story. Any demands? Any fingerprints? Have we interviewed his staff?

Scott: Wyngarde, who is this?

Remy comes up to Scott and shakes his hand.

Remy: Remy LeBeau, FBI.

Jason: Scott, he's here for the special assignment

Heavenly Chorus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Scott: Oh, well, I'm Agent-In-Charge Scott Summers. (He wishes.) It's good to have you on board. (Not.)

Remy: I've been waiting a long time for this. You guys sure do take a long time to process an application.

Scott: Well, LeBeau, your particular assignment is considered G-14 classified. Now, why don't you and I take a walk and I'll fill you in?

Remy: Ok, Scott.

Remy puts an arm around Scott, and they walk off screen.

Jason turns around, and thinks outloud to himself.

Jason: G-14 classified!? That's good.

Outside on the patio, Remy and Scott are having an argument.

Remy: You don't understand, this is my dream, Remy is very excited about working with the FBI. (Yeah, right.)

Scott: I'm glad, listen, his name is Allerdyce, and the director considers this top priority.

Remy: No disrespect mon ami, but he's only gonna get in Remy's way. Remy ain't used to having a partner. If Remy's handling the situation, he's gonna have to work alone.

Scott: LeBeau, he is the situation.

Remy: Whoa! This must be a misunderstanding, Remy was sent down here to for the big case, the kidnapping. The little girl?

Scott: Forget the little girl. Your assignment is Allerdyce.

Remy: Who is Allerdyce, and what kind of assignment is that.

Scott: Allerdyce is a foreign detective and a friend of the consul's. It's your job to keep him out of trouble and away from danger. You understand?

Remy: Yeah, Remy understands. You want Remy to baby-sit, but Remy don't do that. I came down here for the big assignment.

Scott: Truth is, this is an FBI operation, and I don't need help from a NOPD cop, or some crazy crocodile cop. Got it?

Remy: Whoa, hold it. Why don't you use one of your own men for this top priority case? What the hell is Remy supposed to do? Take him to the zoo?

Scott: don't give a damn. (Gasp!!! Scott cussed!!!) I just don't want to see him or you till this thing is resolved. His plane arrives in an hour. We want to make a good impression LeBeau. It's his first trip to America.

Scott walks away.

Remy: Hey, this is bullshit. (Yeah, we know.)

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So how did you like it? Tell me. Review. Thanks for reading. ^_^

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And now for shout outs!!!

Todd fan: I like that Professor too. ^_^

SSJ Tokya: Thanks for all the reviews, and I think the characters all match up pretty well too. And don't worry, Ray and Bobby will be back. ^_^

The Rogue Witch: I like to dance with Remy too. ^_^

Rurouni Tyriel: I will try to fit X-23 in. And I have an idea for St. John. Thanks for the idea. ^_^

DemonRogue13: Thanks for reviewing, and its hard work, but I try to make it work. ^_^