Disclaimer : I don't own Artemis Fowl Only Miriam

Miriam : : she got out of the car and walked to a tall skyscraper : Soo whats the info on this guy?

Artemis : : he opened up what looked like a notebook as Miriam changed back to her old self and he looked at the notebook : We'll he MIGHT be are guy we need to go througth his son first his name is Joan X current age 15 single and likes younger girls with brown hair and eyes : he glanced at Miriam : That might be his weak point....

Miriam : : waves arms in front of her face: No way : she cursed her dark brown hair and eyes her hair looked black : Why ME!? can't we make Butler into a Drag queen?!

Butler : : shakes his head : Something might go wrong but..I sappose you have to enter first Miriam...

Miriam : : grummbles something and walks to the building putting her ear piece on makeing it look like head phones with her necklace she would be able to talk to them :

Artemis : : takes into a foam mouth piece : Can you hear me?

Miriam : Thats a big 10 -4 good buddy : she sounded like a bus driver :

Butler : : rolls his eyes : Get a move on!

Miriam : : enters the buliding the jem in her necklace haveing a clear veiw with the mini camera as she walked up to the main desk : Exusce me but Is Joan here?

Sectrey : : she looked up from her mag. and pointed to a rather large wood ivory door : In there... : she turned back to her mag. :

Miriam : Thank you : she walked over to the door and knocked a couple times and cleared her throat as a young girl opened the door revealing a large room with velvet couchs and velvet curtains both red the carpet was a light tan color that stood out the room had a kinda asian feeling with japanesse words alond the borders of the room and on big sofa at the back were Joan X was sitting at with two girls by his side Miriam was about show a look of disgust but she keept the same cool face as always :

Joan X : Oh So the drummer had finally arrived : he pointed to a drum in the corner : Go ahead...

Artemis : : he looked to butler and nodded they both knew Miriam knew how to play alot of insturments and they both hoped the drums was one of them :

Miriam : : smiles as she sits behind the drums she had always liked the drums the best as she started to play VERY well and then stopped after a while do to tired hands she was Sure Artemis had gotten the rooms blue prints by now and she stood from behind the drums waiting for Joan to speak but she heard Artemis and Butler tell good job but not to get to cocky now :

Joan X : : claped somewhat before walking over to her and putting an arm around her waist and walking out of the room with her then out the building right past the car Artemis and Butler are in :

Butler : : wacths him walk away with her : Ok Phase one complete you ready Art? Artemis? hello?

Artemis : : he wacthed them walk away : ( Ok so know he has er with his arm around her slender waist... WAIT slender waist!? what Am I thinking?! ) Huh oh yea I'm ready he say back as Bitler drived his face chagned from the thing Miriam had used eariler she had lauckly left it in the car :

Miriam : : she smiled as she was being held but inside she was ready tp punch the guy : ( Great now I'm an object..... )

Joan X : : he walked into a club that he must have owned because everyone cheered when he came in intill he went to his office : Now I must do some work you may go down staries I'll see you later babe..

Miriam : : she grited her teeth but winked and went downstaries and almsot ran to the girls bathroom and shut the door beihind her then she clicked on her neckalce and it showed Artemis somewhat mad but he still responded sounding agrey : Nice Job with the wink : he then moved to let butler talk : What happened to Artemis?

Butler : : looked to the side to see Artemis get out of the van he turned back to the screen and shruged :

Miriam : : sighs she had forgotten that Artemis could still hear and speak to her with her necklace and ear piece : Well I was about to puke when he touched me... eww : she shivered :

Artemis : You sure did'nt act like it... : he leaned agianst the outside of the van :

Miriam : : her face was know shocked as she waved her hand and cast a soundproof shield around her stall so no one would hear : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

Artemis : : he stood stright up and walked in and faced her in the screen pushing Butler : I SAW THE WAY YOU WERE SMILEING!!

Miriam : : she looked at him for a while not beliveing him : I HAD TO!! IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN!!

Artemis : : he looked at her right in the eyes : NICE EXUCE !!!!

Miriam : she back away till her back hit the side of the stall and she dropped down to her knees as she looked at artemis her eyes watering :

Artemis : DON'T EVEN TRY!! GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR NEW BOY FRIEND!!!

Miriam : : she stayed like that for a while before she stood as tears fell down her cheeks : I HATE YOU ARTEMIS!!!! GET SOMEONE ELSE FOR YOUR STUPID JOBS!! I'M NOT RISKING MY LIFE FOR YOU ANYMORE!!!!!! tell BUTLER if ever needs anything just to call !!!!! : with that she teared off the necklace and ran out of the place the necklace still on she knew Artemis and Butler could hear her sobs but she ran and threw the necklace at the van with such force she broke the window and she took off the ear piece and tosed it into the hole : Good bye Artemis... Butler...

AN : well yea I just put Miriam in and Know shes gone but will we see her agian?