Chapter 4
"Did that just happen?" Said James out loud to his friends.
"I think hell just froze over, because there is no way that that was Lily Evans i.e. Carrots." Said Sirius with a dazed look on his face.
"Well maybe we should get on board and go find out." Said Remus trying to move his temporarily shocked friends.
"Oh yeah..right." Said James not really paying attention.
The three boys quickly got on the train, found a compartment and then went in search of Lily. After ten minutes they found her. She was sitting on her own reading a large book with her legs crossed on the set. She looked up as they walked in.
"Damn! You found me!" Said Lily mockingly.
Remus smiled at this and briefly shook his head.
"So you're Carrots?" Sirius said un-tactfully.
All of the others glared at him. Lily because she was insulted, James and Remus because of Sirius' stupidity.
"I guess I am. But you can call me God." Lily said with a sarcastic smile.
"Umm no Carrots or Lily will be just fine for me." Said Sirius not picking up on the sarcasm.
James slapped his hand to his forehead. As Lily smirked cruelly at Sirius.
Lily lent forwards so her lips were right next to Sirius' ear and said " If I was you I would watch what you say in front of me. NOW GET OUT!!!"
Sirius jumped as Lily screamed the last part in his ear and put his hand over his ear.
"Aww Crap. Carrot that hurt!"
"Do not call me carrots. My name is Lily! Call me that or Sexy Bitch." Said Lily giving an evil smirk at the last part.
After this the boys left but not before they had given Lily a strange look.
*God men! They're so stupid." Thought Lily while she sat back down.
*Now to plan revenge.* Murmured Lily with a small smile.
****
"Well Padfoot I must say I'm amazed. You have just beaten the world record of most stupidity in twenty seconds." Said Remus was a menacing look on his face.
The boys were back in their own compartment and were talking about their conversation with the new Lily.
"She's ummm changed hasn't she?" Said James with a look of interest on his face. "You don't think it's because of us do you?"
Sirius and James looked at each other and said at the same time "Nnnaaaaawwww!!!"
"Muph" Grumbled Remus with his arms crossed over his chest.
"What does muph mean Remus?" Asked James.
"Muph" Replied Remus again.
"Ooookkkkkaaaay!" Said Sirius with a raised eyebrow and whispered to James "I think all the preasure has finally got to him."
James nodded his head in agreement.
"Anyway moving on. James who have you chosen for me?" Enquired Sirius.
This was part of the game that the boys played called Fuck 'em and Drop 'em. The other boys chose a girl for each other and the one who had the most girls won. There wasn't really a prize it was just knowing that you were better than the others. The Marauder's weren't the only ones who played this game though any boy who wanted to could. Lucius Malfoy was one boy who always played and so did Amos Diggory. Last year James had won but Sirius was determined to win this year.
"Crissie Laneck" said James automatically.
Sirius groaned but the he gave an evil smile and said back "Lily Evans."
Remus spat out the pumpkin juice he had been drinking and burst into laughter.
"Isn't that a bit harsh I mean from what we saw today it's most likely that James is going to be castrated than get laid." Laughed Remus.
James glared at Remus and then said to Sirius "Deal!"
The two boys shook hands.
"Idiots!" Muttered Remus to himself.
"What was that Remus?" Asked Sirius.
"Nothing." Responded Remus with a cheesy smile.
****
Only five minutes after, the train pulled out of King's Cross Station. Lily had gone back to reading a book and was ignorantly ignoring the mews of her jet black kitten who was trying to get out of it's cage.
"Stop mewing, Ebony, I'll let you out in a sec. Honestly you'd think you were stuck in that cage with a bloody Hippogriff the way you're acting." Murmured Lily with a quick glance towards the kitten.
*Humph* Thought Lily with a small smile as she put her book away*he suits my personality, black as midnight.*
Lily carefully let Ebony out of her cage and picked her up.
"You know, I think this is going to be a fun year, all I have to do is think of a way to get back at James Potter and his friends. All those years of torture and humiliation, they are defiantly not getting away with it. Maybe I should do things to make them get into trouble or do things to prove that I am not an ugly dork that is so innocent I don't know what the word orgasm means. What do you think hun?"
A.N. So what do you think Lily should do? I can't update till I know how she's going to get them back. Please review and tell me what you think!!!! Luv
Dee XXX XXX
"Did that just happen?" Said James out loud to his friends.
"I think hell just froze over, because there is no way that that was Lily Evans i.e. Carrots." Said Sirius with a dazed look on his face.
"Well maybe we should get on board and go find out." Said Remus trying to move his temporarily shocked friends.
"Oh yeah..right." Said James not really paying attention.
The three boys quickly got on the train, found a compartment and then went in search of Lily. After ten minutes they found her. She was sitting on her own reading a large book with her legs crossed on the set. She looked up as they walked in.
"Damn! You found me!" Said Lily mockingly.
Remus smiled at this and briefly shook his head.
"So you're Carrots?" Sirius said un-tactfully.
All of the others glared at him. Lily because she was insulted, James and Remus because of Sirius' stupidity.
"I guess I am. But you can call me God." Lily said with a sarcastic smile.
"Umm no Carrots or Lily will be just fine for me." Said Sirius not picking up on the sarcasm.
James slapped his hand to his forehead. As Lily smirked cruelly at Sirius.
Lily lent forwards so her lips were right next to Sirius' ear and said " If I was you I would watch what you say in front of me. NOW GET OUT!!!"
Sirius jumped as Lily screamed the last part in his ear and put his hand over his ear.
"Aww Crap. Carrot that hurt!"
"Do not call me carrots. My name is Lily! Call me that or Sexy Bitch." Said Lily giving an evil smirk at the last part.
After this the boys left but not before they had given Lily a strange look.
*God men! They're so stupid." Thought Lily while she sat back down.
*Now to plan revenge.* Murmured Lily with a small smile.
****
"Well Padfoot I must say I'm amazed. You have just beaten the world record of most stupidity in twenty seconds." Said Remus was a menacing look on his face.
The boys were back in their own compartment and were talking about their conversation with the new Lily.
"She's ummm changed hasn't she?" Said James with a look of interest on his face. "You don't think it's because of us do you?"
Sirius and James looked at each other and said at the same time "Nnnaaaaawwww!!!"
"Muph" Grumbled Remus with his arms crossed over his chest.
"What does muph mean Remus?" Asked James.
"Muph" Replied Remus again.
"Ooookkkkkaaaay!" Said Sirius with a raised eyebrow and whispered to James "I think all the preasure has finally got to him."
James nodded his head in agreement.
"Anyway moving on. James who have you chosen for me?" Enquired Sirius.
This was part of the game that the boys played called Fuck 'em and Drop 'em. The other boys chose a girl for each other and the one who had the most girls won. There wasn't really a prize it was just knowing that you were better than the others. The Marauder's weren't the only ones who played this game though any boy who wanted to could. Lucius Malfoy was one boy who always played and so did Amos Diggory. Last year James had won but Sirius was determined to win this year.
"Crissie Laneck" said James automatically.
Sirius groaned but the he gave an evil smile and said back "Lily Evans."
Remus spat out the pumpkin juice he had been drinking and burst into laughter.
"Isn't that a bit harsh I mean from what we saw today it's most likely that James is going to be castrated than get laid." Laughed Remus.
James glared at Remus and then said to Sirius "Deal!"
The two boys shook hands.
"Idiots!" Muttered Remus to himself.
"What was that Remus?" Asked Sirius.
"Nothing." Responded Remus with a cheesy smile.
****
Only five minutes after, the train pulled out of King's Cross Station. Lily had gone back to reading a book and was ignorantly ignoring the mews of her jet black kitten who was trying to get out of it's cage.
"Stop mewing, Ebony, I'll let you out in a sec. Honestly you'd think you were stuck in that cage with a bloody Hippogriff the way you're acting." Murmured Lily with a quick glance towards the kitten.
*Humph* Thought Lily with a small smile as she put her book away*he suits my personality, black as midnight.*
Lily carefully let Ebony out of her cage and picked her up.
"You know, I think this is going to be a fun year, all I have to do is think of a way to get back at James Potter and his friends. All those years of torture and humiliation, they are defiantly not getting away with it. Maybe I should do things to make them get into trouble or do things to prove that I am not an ugly dork that is so innocent I don't know what the word orgasm means. What do you think hun?"
A.N. So what do you think Lily should do? I can't update till I know how she's going to get them back. Please review and tell me what you think!!!! Luv
Dee XXX XXX