Note and Disclaimer: This story was written by me and my friend, Cindy. I
decided to put it up on FanFiction.net so all my friends can read it
whenever. There may be content that normal people wouldn't understand,
because of inside jokes and whole worlds we have created. However, if you
are intelligent, you should get the gist of it and still find it funny.
When the fic is completed, it should contain characters from The Forgotten
Realms, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, Yu-
Gi-Oh, Digimon, Dragon Knights, Fushigi Yugi, Star Wars, and Pokemon (we
just had to see how Saito and Entreri handled a swarm of Pichu). All of the
afore mentioned are owned by their respective owners, not me. The first few
chapters also take place in the mansion of the Slayers 16, a world created
by my friend, Matt. I own Sadina (points at name) and Cindy owns Cindy. No
using them, or suffer the consequences.
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: I give all credit of inspiration of this fic to Em Starcatcher and her crossover fic Scavenger Hunt. I first found it when I found her "Drizzt Hidey Hole." The beginning of my fic and her fic are very similar, because I'm a slimy copier. But once the Hunt itself starts the fics become very different. If she doesn't appreciate my thieving of her idea all she needs to do is email me and I'll do something about it. Thank you.
Second Note: This fic has already been written, so I can't change anything. Yeah.
Third Note: If anyone has any questions or wants me to clarify something, just post in the reviews! Please review anyway! ^_^
Fourth Note: Also, for your information, Sadie is a Sorceress and Psychic and Cindy is a Mage. Also, the Grand Party is a party Cindy and I cooked up that has become the Ultimate Crossover. Everyone from every anime, movie, TV show, or book has been invited. Now the Actual Fic starts.
The Multiverse Scavenger Hunt
Prologue
Note: All humans, elves, wizards, dwarves, ect. in this fic have no memory of the Grand Party. They will naturally remember everything when they return to the Party. Thank you. I don't know why I made this comment as I explain it anyway. ~Sadie S.
Cindy: Are the Preparations complete?
Sadie: Nearly. Just gotta touch up one more mental portal.
Cin: *giggles uncontrollably for several seconds* This is gonna be great!!!
Sadie: Just remember, they technically haven't met us yet, so don't go glomping Kenshin as long as the memory restraints are in. When this whole thing's over I remove the restraints, they look confused, we 'port back to the Party, everyone is happy.
Cin: That's the third time you've told me this.
Sadie: Shut up. . Alright, done. Let's get this show on the road. Your spells set?
Cin: Yep. One.Two.Three!
C & S: *Fire off magical and psychic energy*
*The five portals brighten and die out* *S & c begin to fade away*
Cin: This is supposed to happen, right?
Sadie: Yep.
Cin: *growing fainter* I wonder if Matt'll be mad that we're raiding the mansion.
Sadie: *also growing fainter* He's in Germany, remember?
Cin: Oh yeah.Buahahaha .
*both vanish*
Drizzt, Bruenor, and Regis are walking down one of the side streets in Silverymoon. They stop at an unremarkable storehouse. Drizzt looks down at a sheet of paper he is holding.
Drizzt: Well, this is where the letter says to come.
Regis: I still think it's funny that we receive an invitation to "a game to remember."
Bruenor: Well, we'd best be goin' in.
*The three enter* Inside, there stands Jarlaxle and Entreri, looking confused.
Jarlaxle: Hello, Drizzt! Did you summon us here?
Entreri: *blinks*
Drizzt: *blinks*
Drz & Ent: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Ent: *grabs Jarlaxle* You said Drizzt was dead!!!!
Jarl: Um.Well. .Hehehe? ^_^;
Drz: *groans* Of all people.Artemis Entreri.
Ent: *lets go of Jarlaxle* *glares daggers at Drizzt* Why did you call us here?
Reg: We didn't call anybody. We got a letter telling us to come here.
Jarl: So did we.
Bru: Well then who did call us and yerselves out here?!
*Psychic blue mental portal suddenly opens up*
All: O_o
Tired Monotone Voice: Please enter the portal immediately or I shall be forced to drop a blast of mental energy equivalent of 18.3 fireballs.
*Room glows a dangerous blue* *all progress toward portal*
Voice: Thank you. Please watch you step. . .Also please do not spit into portal. Thank you.
*Room glows brighter* *all look at each other* *enter portal*
All exit portal into a large concrete basement. There are five other groups of people, looking confused. The portal snaps shut.
The five Faerunians also notice two young women behind a desk, Drizzt and Jarlaxle also notice several unhappy looks centered on them.
In one corner is a blond haired elf with ea bow over his shoulder, a brown haired human, and a wizard dressed all in white, all three giving the two confused drow looks that promised pain. Behind them is a brown bearded dwarf (who is looking pleased that he is not the only dwarf anymore) and a relatively tall halfling.
"Lina, No!!!"
In another corner is a huge human holding back a redhead, who is holding a ball of fire, ready to hurl at Drizzt and Jarlaxle. Before anything else could happen, though.
Cin: PEOPLE!!! DID I OR DID I NOT EARLIER SAY NO DEATHS!?!?!
Sadie: Whoa there, Cindy.
All: *silence* *all eyes are on Cindy and Sadie*
Sadie: At least you got their attention.Cin? Get off the desk.
Cin: Sorry.
Sadie: Welcome all to the Multiverse Scavenger Hunt! We have found the five most worthy people out of six different worlds! Yu will be divided into five teams of six and you will be given a list of objects to find in different universes! Each item you find will provide you with a clue to the next item! The first team to have all of their items wins!
Yami Bakura: What if we don't want to play?
Cin: Well, you have no way home without us, and I daresay that if you are down here sulking when Matt gets home he will surly not be.ah.happy.
Misau: What do we win?
Sadie: That is a Secret!
Xellos: .
Sadie: When I call your name, please come up and take the colored ring I give you. No switching rings! Alright.*calls names* *all put rings on*
The teams are as follows-Names, races, colors, and occupation.
Green
Jarlaxle Baenre: Drow mercenary
Legolas Greenleaf: Elf archer
Ron Weasly: human wizard in training
Yahiko Miogine: Human swordsman in training
Lina Inverse: Human sorceress
Joey Wheeler: human duelist
Blue
Regis of Lonelywood: halfling thief/fighter
Pippin Took: hobbit fighter?
Fred Weasly: Human wizard in training
Misau .? : Human spy/thief/ninja/weasel girl
Zelgadis Greywords: Human/demon/Rock Golem Sorcerer swordsman
Yami Bakura: Yami Human tomb robber
Purple
Drizzt Do'Urden: Drow ranger
Aragorn son of Arathorn: human ranger
George Weasly: Human wizard in training
Kenshin Himura: Human swordsman
Gourry Gabriev: Human Paladin
Bakura Ryou: Human duelist? Bully magnet? Accident-prone white haired
English kid?
Red
Bruenor Battlehammer: Dwarven fighter
Gimli son of Gloin: Dwarven Fighter
Harry Potter: Human wizard in training
Sanosuke Sagara: human fighter
Xellos Mitallium: mezoku.Um.Pain in the Butt?
Yugi Motoh: Human duelist with hobbit roots!
White
Artemis Entreri: Human assassin
Gandalf the White- Immortal Wizard
Albus Dumbledore: Human Wizard
Hajime Saito: human swordsman
Amelia Wil Tesla Selune: Human Sorceress
Yami Yugi: Yami Human pharaoh
Impressive, huh?
Cin: Now, if you'll excuse us, we must make sure no one is home but Tai in the shower. It'll take him a minimum of nine hours just to dry his hair.
Sadie: So try not to enter any of the bathrooms. Tai never locks the door.
*Sadie and Cindy run upstairs, transforming into Sabrina and Trinity*
*Silence* . .
Legolas: *pounces Drizzt* Die, hated dark elf!!!
Drz: AHHH!!! *Bocks knife with scimitar*
Lina: *pounces Jarlaxle* Die, you evil drow elf!!!
Jarl: AHHH!!! *Activates around 17 magic objects on his person*
Bru: *punches Legolas in the face* Ye durned fool elf, gerroff the durned fool elf.
Drz: *gasp* Thank you Bruenor.
Leg: Why are you protecting him? He's drow!!!
Bru: Bah, and elf's and elf. Ye fool blondy, Drizzt is different from them other drow, he fights for good,
*incomprehensible mutterering of stupid elves, wood, wild, gold, moon, and drow*
Drz: *blush* *sheaths scimitar*
Leg: .What about him? *Nods toward Jarlaxle, who appears to be shielded against every spell Lina throws at him and laughing his head off*
Reg: Jarlaxle? Jarlaxle does what Jarlaxle wants. I classify him as neither good nor evil.
Gourry: *drags Lina away from a laughing Jarlaxle*
Lina: He's.Just.Like.XELLOS!!! I must kill him.
Xellos: *smiles*
Pippin is wandering around, and bumps into Regis.
Pip: Oh, good! I'm glad I'm not the only hobbit! I haven't seen you before. Where in the Shire are you from?
Reg: .um.I've never heard of the Shire.
Aragorn: What? A hobbit who's never heard of the Shire?
Reg: I'm not a hobbit, I'm a halfling.
Pip: It's the same thing. Where are you from? Gondor? Rohan? It must be far away if you've never heard of the Shire!
Reg: Um.I lived for many years in Calimport.then I became spokesman for Lonelywood in Ten Towns.now I live in Mythrial Hall.
Arg & Pip: *blinkblink*
Yugi walks by.
Pip: Hey! Are you a hobbit?
Reg: Or a halfling?
Yugi: What?!
Y. Yugi: No, he's human.
Reg: Are you his brother?
Y. Yugi: No, his Yami. *Walks away*
Reg: *looks confused* Sure, why not? ^_^;
*Basement door opens and slams shut* *Sadie and Cindy run down*
Cin: Right. Everyone get in your teams!
*after much confusion, it happens*
Cin: Very Good.
Sadie: Now, we have your lists of items, but first you need to pick a team captain. The team captain needs leadership and experience at leading.
*Arguments commence*
Cin: Nice going, Sadie.
Sadie: Really? I find it funny.
Cin: You did that on purpose!
Sadie: *grin*
Lina: I should be leader!
Leg: Nay, I should lead us!
Jarl: I lead a band of rouge drow males for several centuries!
Rest of Green team: .
Yahiko and Ron: Okay. *Clueless humans that they are*
Jarl: *beam*
Elsewhere.
Gandalf: I'm leader!
Dumbledore: I'm leader!
Gan: I'm leader!
Duml: Me!
Gan: Me!
Duml: Me!
Gan: Me!
Duml: Me!
Saito: Me.
All others.
Saito: Or else I'll kill you.
Gan: You can't kill me!
Duml: You can't kill me, either!
Gan: I'm immortaler than you! *I've always wanted him to say that! ~Sadie*
Duml: I've got a longer beard than you!
Gan: I'm older AND wiser than you!
Duml: Ooo.
Saito: *losing patience* If one of you two become the leader, you'll fight the whole time! I'M LEADER!!!
D & G: Fine. *Sulk*
Sadie: All right! The team leaders are as follows: Green team, Jarlaxle; blue team, Fred; purple, Aragorn; Red, Xellos; white, Saito. Any Questions?
Fred: What do the team leaders do?
Cin: Absolutely nothing, besides holding the list!
All: .*sweatdrop*
Sadie: Team Leaders, come get your lists!
*leaders get lists*
Sadie: Now, here are the rules.
Cin: 1. No killing, except for definite monsters and goblinoids. (Xellos is an exception)
Sadie: 2. You can't steal other peoples items because everyone gets a different list!
Cin: 3. NO Dragon Slaves! Damage to property with this group is inevitable, but we want to keep it down to a minimum.
Sadie: 4. No destroying your items. Or suffer the consequences.
Cin: 5. No burning things, you little pyros.
Sadie: 6. No picking on poor little drow.
Jarl: *fake blush* Oh, stop!
Drz: .
Cin: Now.Go forth!!!
*All rush upstairs into the mansion* *all teams split up*
Sadie: This is gonna be amusing! They don't know it, but they're all going to tie! ^_^ If they don't get disqualified, no da. -_-;
Cin: Just hope they don't go into Zora's room.
Sadie: Don't worry we have people with healing spells.
Cin: Even for the new poison gas?
Sadie: Yep. Though, I'll kill 'em if my room gets Silly Stringed again.
Cin: I would, too. Hey, when everyone gets their last item, where do they 'port to?
Sadie: Clef's bedroom.
Cin: WHAT?!?! *laughs*
Sadie: Well, let's go to my place so we can watch the chaos. Cindy, you want crystal ball, scrying bowl, or mirror?
Cin: *stops* Mirror.*starts laughing like an idiot again*
Sadie: Right. Good choice. *Grabs the nearly fallen over Cindy* *teleports*
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: I give all credit of inspiration of this fic to Em Starcatcher and her crossover fic Scavenger Hunt. I first found it when I found her "Drizzt Hidey Hole." The beginning of my fic and her fic are very similar, because I'm a slimy copier. But once the Hunt itself starts the fics become very different. If she doesn't appreciate my thieving of her idea all she needs to do is email me and I'll do something about it. Thank you.
Second Note: This fic has already been written, so I can't change anything. Yeah.
Third Note: If anyone has any questions or wants me to clarify something, just post in the reviews! Please review anyway! ^_^
Fourth Note: Also, for your information, Sadie is a Sorceress and Psychic and Cindy is a Mage. Also, the Grand Party is a party Cindy and I cooked up that has become the Ultimate Crossover. Everyone from every anime, movie, TV show, or book has been invited. Now the Actual Fic starts.
The Multiverse Scavenger Hunt
Prologue
Note: All humans, elves, wizards, dwarves, ect. in this fic have no memory of the Grand Party. They will naturally remember everything when they return to the Party. Thank you. I don't know why I made this comment as I explain it anyway. ~Sadie S.
Cindy: Are the Preparations complete?
Sadie: Nearly. Just gotta touch up one more mental portal.
Cin: *giggles uncontrollably for several seconds* This is gonna be great!!!
Sadie: Just remember, they technically haven't met us yet, so don't go glomping Kenshin as long as the memory restraints are in. When this whole thing's over I remove the restraints, they look confused, we 'port back to the Party, everyone is happy.
Cin: That's the third time you've told me this.
Sadie: Shut up. . Alright, done. Let's get this show on the road. Your spells set?
Cin: Yep. One.Two.Three!
C & S: *Fire off magical and psychic energy*
*The five portals brighten and die out* *S & c begin to fade away*
Cin: This is supposed to happen, right?
Sadie: Yep.
Cin: *growing fainter* I wonder if Matt'll be mad that we're raiding the mansion.
Sadie: *also growing fainter* He's in Germany, remember?
Cin: Oh yeah.Buahahaha .
*both vanish*
Drizzt, Bruenor, and Regis are walking down one of the side streets in Silverymoon. They stop at an unremarkable storehouse. Drizzt looks down at a sheet of paper he is holding.
Drizzt: Well, this is where the letter says to come.
Regis: I still think it's funny that we receive an invitation to "a game to remember."
Bruenor: Well, we'd best be goin' in.
*The three enter* Inside, there stands Jarlaxle and Entreri, looking confused.
Jarlaxle: Hello, Drizzt! Did you summon us here?
Entreri: *blinks*
Drizzt: *blinks*
Drz & Ent: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Ent: *grabs Jarlaxle* You said Drizzt was dead!!!!
Jarl: Um.Well. .Hehehe? ^_^;
Drz: *groans* Of all people.Artemis Entreri.
Ent: *lets go of Jarlaxle* *glares daggers at Drizzt* Why did you call us here?
Reg: We didn't call anybody. We got a letter telling us to come here.
Jarl: So did we.
Bru: Well then who did call us and yerselves out here?!
*Psychic blue mental portal suddenly opens up*
All: O_o
Tired Monotone Voice: Please enter the portal immediately or I shall be forced to drop a blast of mental energy equivalent of 18.3 fireballs.
*Room glows a dangerous blue* *all progress toward portal*
Voice: Thank you. Please watch you step. . .Also please do not spit into portal. Thank you.
*Room glows brighter* *all look at each other* *enter portal*
All exit portal into a large concrete basement. There are five other groups of people, looking confused. The portal snaps shut.
The five Faerunians also notice two young women behind a desk, Drizzt and Jarlaxle also notice several unhappy looks centered on them.
In one corner is a blond haired elf with ea bow over his shoulder, a brown haired human, and a wizard dressed all in white, all three giving the two confused drow looks that promised pain. Behind them is a brown bearded dwarf (who is looking pleased that he is not the only dwarf anymore) and a relatively tall halfling.
"Lina, No!!!"
In another corner is a huge human holding back a redhead, who is holding a ball of fire, ready to hurl at Drizzt and Jarlaxle. Before anything else could happen, though.
Cin: PEOPLE!!! DID I OR DID I NOT EARLIER SAY NO DEATHS!?!?!
Sadie: Whoa there, Cindy.
All: *silence* *all eyes are on Cindy and Sadie*
Sadie: At least you got their attention.Cin? Get off the desk.
Cin: Sorry.
Sadie: Welcome all to the Multiverse Scavenger Hunt! We have found the five most worthy people out of six different worlds! Yu will be divided into five teams of six and you will be given a list of objects to find in different universes! Each item you find will provide you with a clue to the next item! The first team to have all of their items wins!
Yami Bakura: What if we don't want to play?
Cin: Well, you have no way home without us, and I daresay that if you are down here sulking when Matt gets home he will surly not be.ah.happy.
Misau: What do we win?
Sadie: That is a Secret!
Xellos: .
Sadie: When I call your name, please come up and take the colored ring I give you. No switching rings! Alright.*calls names* *all put rings on*
The teams are as follows-Names, races, colors, and occupation.
Green
Jarlaxle Baenre: Drow mercenary
Legolas Greenleaf: Elf archer
Ron Weasly: human wizard in training
Yahiko Miogine: Human swordsman in training
Lina Inverse: Human sorceress
Joey Wheeler: human duelist
Blue
Regis of Lonelywood: halfling thief/fighter
Pippin Took: hobbit fighter?
Fred Weasly: Human wizard in training
Misau .? : Human spy/thief/ninja/weasel girl
Zelgadis Greywords: Human/demon/Rock Golem Sorcerer swordsman
Yami Bakura: Yami Human tomb robber
Purple
Drizzt Do'Urden: Drow ranger
Aragorn son of Arathorn: human ranger
George Weasly: Human wizard in training
Kenshin Himura: Human swordsman
Gourry Gabriev: Human Paladin
Bakura Ryou: Human duelist? Bully magnet? Accident-prone white haired
English kid?
Red
Bruenor Battlehammer: Dwarven fighter
Gimli son of Gloin: Dwarven Fighter
Harry Potter: Human wizard in training
Sanosuke Sagara: human fighter
Xellos Mitallium: mezoku.Um.Pain in the Butt?
Yugi Motoh: Human duelist with hobbit roots!
White
Artemis Entreri: Human assassin
Gandalf the White- Immortal Wizard
Albus Dumbledore: Human Wizard
Hajime Saito: human swordsman
Amelia Wil Tesla Selune: Human Sorceress
Yami Yugi: Yami Human pharaoh
Impressive, huh?
Cin: Now, if you'll excuse us, we must make sure no one is home but Tai in the shower. It'll take him a minimum of nine hours just to dry his hair.
Sadie: So try not to enter any of the bathrooms. Tai never locks the door.
*Sadie and Cindy run upstairs, transforming into Sabrina and Trinity*
*Silence* . .
Legolas: *pounces Drizzt* Die, hated dark elf!!!
Drz: AHHH!!! *Bocks knife with scimitar*
Lina: *pounces Jarlaxle* Die, you evil drow elf!!!
Jarl: AHHH!!! *Activates around 17 magic objects on his person*
Bru: *punches Legolas in the face* Ye durned fool elf, gerroff the durned fool elf.
Drz: *gasp* Thank you Bruenor.
Leg: Why are you protecting him? He's drow!!!
Bru: Bah, and elf's and elf. Ye fool blondy, Drizzt is different from them other drow, he fights for good,
*incomprehensible mutterering of stupid elves, wood, wild, gold, moon, and drow*
Drz: *blush* *sheaths scimitar*
Leg: .What about him? *Nods toward Jarlaxle, who appears to be shielded against every spell Lina throws at him and laughing his head off*
Reg: Jarlaxle? Jarlaxle does what Jarlaxle wants. I classify him as neither good nor evil.
Gourry: *drags Lina away from a laughing Jarlaxle*
Lina: He's.Just.Like.XELLOS!!! I must kill him.
Xellos: *smiles*
Pippin is wandering around, and bumps into Regis.
Pip: Oh, good! I'm glad I'm not the only hobbit! I haven't seen you before. Where in the Shire are you from?
Reg: .um.I've never heard of the Shire.
Aragorn: What? A hobbit who's never heard of the Shire?
Reg: I'm not a hobbit, I'm a halfling.
Pip: It's the same thing. Where are you from? Gondor? Rohan? It must be far away if you've never heard of the Shire!
Reg: Um.I lived for many years in Calimport.then I became spokesman for Lonelywood in Ten Towns.now I live in Mythrial Hall.
Arg & Pip: *blinkblink*
Yugi walks by.
Pip: Hey! Are you a hobbit?
Reg: Or a halfling?
Yugi: What?!
Y. Yugi: No, he's human.
Reg: Are you his brother?
Y. Yugi: No, his Yami. *Walks away*
Reg: *looks confused* Sure, why not? ^_^;
*Basement door opens and slams shut* *Sadie and Cindy run down*
Cin: Right. Everyone get in your teams!
*after much confusion, it happens*
Cin: Very Good.
Sadie: Now, we have your lists of items, but first you need to pick a team captain. The team captain needs leadership and experience at leading.
*Arguments commence*
Cin: Nice going, Sadie.
Sadie: Really? I find it funny.
Cin: You did that on purpose!
Sadie: *grin*
Lina: I should be leader!
Leg: Nay, I should lead us!
Jarl: I lead a band of rouge drow males for several centuries!
Rest of Green team: .
Yahiko and Ron: Okay. *Clueless humans that they are*
Jarl: *beam*
Elsewhere.
Gandalf: I'm leader!
Dumbledore: I'm leader!
Gan: I'm leader!
Duml: Me!
Gan: Me!
Duml: Me!
Gan: Me!
Duml: Me!
Saito: Me.
All others.
Saito: Or else I'll kill you.
Gan: You can't kill me!
Duml: You can't kill me, either!
Gan: I'm immortaler than you! *I've always wanted him to say that! ~Sadie*
Duml: I've got a longer beard than you!
Gan: I'm older AND wiser than you!
Duml: Ooo.
Saito: *losing patience* If one of you two become the leader, you'll fight the whole time! I'M LEADER!!!
D & G: Fine. *Sulk*
Sadie: All right! The team leaders are as follows: Green team, Jarlaxle; blue team, Fred; purple, Aragorn; Red, Xellos; white, Saito. Any Questions?
Fred: What do the team leaders do?
Cin: Absolutely nothing, besides holding the list!
All: .*sweatdrop*
Sadie: Team Leaders, come get your lists!
*leaders get lists*
Sadie: Now, here are the rules.
Cin: 1. No killing, except for definite monsters and goblinoids. (Xellos is an exception)
Sadie: 2. You can't steal other peoples items because everyone gets a different list!
Cin: 3. NO Dragon Slaves! Damage to property with this group is inevitable, but we want to keep it down to a minimum.
Sadie: 4. No destroying your items. Or suffer the consequences.
Cin: 5. No burning things, you little pyros.
Sadie: 6. No picking on poor little drow.
Jarl: *fake blush* Oh, stop!
Drz: .
Cin: Now.Go forth!!!
*All rush upstairs into the mansion* *all teams split up*
Sadie: This is gonna be amusing! They don't know it, but they're all going to tie! ^_^ If they don't get disqualified, no da. -_-;
Cin: Just hope they don't go into Zora's room.
Sadie: Don't worry we have people with healing spells.
Cin: Even for the new poison gas?
Sadie: Yep. Though, I'll kill 'em if my room gets Silly Stringed again.
Cin: I would, too. Hey, when everyone gets their last item, where do they 'port to?
Sadie: Clef's bedroom.
Cin: WHAT?!?! *laughs*
Sadie: Well, let's go to my place so we can watch the chaos. Cindy, you want crystal ball, scrying bowl, or mirror?
Cin: *stops* Mirror.*starts laughing like an idiot again*
Sadie: Right. Good choice. *Grabs the nearly fallen over Cindy* *teleports*