What???

Herm could hear talking as she climbed up the stairs. She wanted to hear what it was, so she was very quiet. She got to the top and pushed the door open to a crack and saw her friends all gathered in a circle on the bed.
"Oh hey, here's an interesting one."
"Read it out loud."
"Ok," the girl claered her throat. "Today Snape was such a jerk. I mean he's always like Draco this, Draco that. It makes me wonder, is he gay?" Hermione realized in horror that they were reading her diary. Her first thought was to bust in there and yell at them all. Then she thought, hey, why not just write fake entries for them? She stomped on the stairs really loud so they'd think she was coming up and knocked on the door.
"One minute, I'm, I'm getting...dressed!" Parvati yelled.
"With everyone in there? There is a bathroom ya know!" The door swung open.
"Well, I had them all facing the wall for me," she shrugged her shoulders. "The mirror has it out for me." Herm raised her eyebrows quizzically and walked in.
"Uh huh. Right."
"So, who's all going to Hogsmede tomorrow?"
"Can't. I've got tons of homework."
"We didn't get any homework," said Hermione.
"We are tomorrow. I peeked at all the teachers agendas. We're loaded. We get two partner projects, McGonagall is giving the usual, Snapes loading us, and we strat a flying practice with Slythren," Parvati explained.
"You little snoop! I can't believe you went through the teachers agendas!"
"Proud to be, a snoop, yep, that's me." Someone threw a pillow at her and knocked her down. She got up and threw two of them randomally. They messed around the rest of the afternoon. Hermione lay down. After everyone had left, she wrote a fake entry in her diary. Finished and not hungry, she went thruogh Parvatis' trunk. Oh, what's this? A secret compartment. Let's see what's in here. Money, report cards, book of sex. Whoa! Nasty. Uh oh. Someone's coming. She put everything back and hopped in bed.
"Herm! You're going to be late for potions! You know Snape marks us down a lot for the simplest things," panicked Lavender. Herm got up and they ran to class. *** The next day at lunch Herm and Ron were eating together.
"Hey Hermione?"
"Yes?"
"I need to talk to you about something."
"Yeah..."
"Well, I just think you've been hanging around Draco to much. I mean, everytime I turn around, you're talking with him."
"That's it? Ron, you know I'm Head Girl, and I HAVE to work with him. You know, dance details, stuff like that."

"Ron. I need to talk to you," said a girl with brown hair and big brown eyes.