Oh, geez. Rereading this, I've discovered that this is not one of my best
fics. We did do this a long time ago. It's even in script form. Oh, well.
I'll type it up anyway.
For declaimer, see first page. Too lazy to type new one.
Chapter one: Green Team
Participants: Jarlaxle, Legolas, Ron, Yahiko, Lina, Joey.
The green team emerges from the basement in one of the mansion kitchens.
Joey and Lina: *glance at each other* *grin* *raid kitchen*
Others: *sweatdrop*
Yahiko: What's our first item?
Jarl: *looks at list* we need...*raises eyebrow* "Sataru's Imac that Matt dropped out the window."
Yah, Ron, Leg: ...Um...
Jarl: Wait, there's a clue...
All computers that have crashed
Are lost and buried with Tai's cash. Hm...I assume the money part is purely symbolic...
Joey: *has bag of food slung over shoulder* An Imac, huh? Hmm...buried...Let's go check outside! ...C'mon Lina.
Lina: *is dragged away by Joey trying to stuff food into her fourth garbage bag sized sack of food*
*All get outside*
Jarl and Leg: *start wandering around, looking for freshly overturned dirt*
Ron: Hm...Accio Imac!
*Sixteen Imacs fly out of the mansion and at Ron*
Ron: AHHHH!!! *Is knocked out by killer Macintoshes* Jarl: *sighs* *pulls out his magic orb* *revives Ron* *walks away, shaking head*
Ron: Heh, Heh...
Lina: *stiffens* *closes eyes and sways back and forth for a moment* *opens eyes* *grins* I SMELL MONEY!!!
All others: ...What?
Lina: WHOOHOO!!! *Runs off*
*The others find her jumping up and down on a gravestone*
Lina: Dig here, dig here, dig here!!!!!!
Jarl: ...Alright...*all the dirt at Lina's feet vanishes, revealing a casket* *a ring on Jarl's finger stops glowing*
*All look at Jarl*
Jarl: *grin*
Lina: *pounces casket* *opens it*
*Inside are three PCs, and Imac monitor, sixteen laptops, and $369 in cash*
All: O_o
Lina: *pockets money*
Joey: *picks up the Imac* This is it, right? *Looks at the cracked glass and various dents and circuits showing*
Yah: Hey, it says something on the back!
Leg: "Imac #42: Died Jan 21, 2001 when dropped out a window by Matt."
Ron: This is it!
*Screen suddenly glows blue*
Sadie's voice: Congratulations! You've found the first item!
*Chibi Sadies and Chibi Cindys start dancing on the screen. *
Ron: Oh, my...
Sadie's Voice: Good for you! Now, you get to teleport to the dimension you will find the rest of your items in!
*All light up* *get sucked into the computer*
For declaimer, see first page. Too lazy to type new one.
Chapter one: Green Team
Participants: Jarlaxle, Legolas, Ron, Yahiko, Lina, Joey.
The green team emerges from the basement in one of the mansion kitchens.
Joey and Lina: *glance at each other* *grin* *raid kitchen*
Others: *sweatdrop*
Yahiko: What's our first item?
Jarl: *looks at list* we need...*raises eyebrow* "Sataru's Imac that Matt dropped out the window."
Yah, Ron, Leg: ...Um...
Jarl: Wait, there's a clue...
All computers that have crashed
Are lost and buried with Tai's cash. Hm...I assume the money part is purely symbolic...
Joey: *has bag of food slung over shoulder* An Imac, huh? Hmm...buried...Let's go check outside! ...C'mon Lina.
Lina: *is dragged away by Joey trying to stuff food into her fourth garbage bag sized sack of food*
*All get outside*
Jarl and Leg: *start wandering around, looking for freshly overturned dirt*
Ron: Hm...Accio Imac!
*Sixteen Imacs fly out of the mansion and at Ron*
Ron: AHHHH!!! *Is knocked out by killer Macintoshes* Jarl: *sighs* *pulls out his magic orb* *revives Ron* *walks away, shaking head*
Ron: Heh, Heh...
Lina: *stiffens* *closes eyes and sways back and forth for a moment* *opens eyes* *grins* I SMELL MONEY!!!
All others: ...What?
Lina: WHOOHOO!!! *Runs off*
*The others find her jumping up and down on a gravestone*
Lina: Dig here, dig here, dig here!!!!!!
Jarl: ...Alright...*all the dirt at Lina's feet vanishes, revealing a casket* *a ring on Jarl's finger stops glowing*
*All look at Jarl*
Jarl: *grin*
Lina: *pounces casket* *opens it*
*Inside are three PCs, and Imac monitor, sixteen laptops, and $369 in cash*
All: O_o
Lina: *pockets money*
Joey: *picks up the Imac* This is it, right? *Looks at the cracked glass and various dents and circuits showing*
Yah: Hey, it says something on the back!
Leg: "Imac #42: Died Jan 21, 2001 when dropped out a window by Matt."
Ron: This is it!
*Screen suddenly glows blue*
Sadie's voice: Congratulations! You've found the first item!
*Chibi Sadies and Chibi Cindys start dancing on the screen. *
Ron: Oh, my...
Sadie's Voice: Good for you! Now, you get to teleport to the dimension you will find the rest of your items in!
*All light up* *get sucked into the computer*