Hello one and all.

I'm SO sorry that I haven't updated in such a long time. I hope to get some chapters up REAL soon. I'll try to make up for the whole absence, but it'll be a bit difficult. I've been suffering major writers block on this story. I know exactly what I want to do with it, but, I'm just having some problems with getting it on the screen.

You know the feeling, staring for hours upon hours at a blank screen while you are desperately strangling yourself, the monitor and anything else that's unfortunately in your way. To say the least, I've been slamming my head against the desk in hope to leak out some inspiration.

So, like I said, hopefully I'll get some chapters up soon and still have my head on the right place with my sanity in tact. But, as we all know, I've never had my sanity so you can just scratch that last part out.

Oh, and one more thing. For those of you who didn't see. Yes, I know I screwed up saying South Africa instead of just Africa. I don't know what made me do it. I love Egypt and know exactly where it is and yet I put the South in it. So, before you remind me of my error-filled ways, read the note before you review.

All I have to say is that it was the blonde side of me. -_-. I'm just too lazy to fix it, just please read the rest of the chapters before you leave a review that makes you look stupid because in the next chapter it explains what sort of deformity of the brain at the time. You guys have no idea how much that irritates me. I can't stand it when people automatically point out the mistake before going on down the road to see that the person admitted that mistake. It….ARGH!

Yes, I know you want to point fingers at me and call me a dumbass. But; it's Aumbdss to all who think I'm stupid! Don't ask me how to pronounce it either, I don't know. Just…let it roll off your tongue or something. Make up your own way of saying it.