Lord Of The Harrisites

OK our title needs some explanation. Harrisites are what students from our high school are called. Since we're putting Lord of The Rings characters into out school, we thought that Lord of the Harrisites was an apt title. This isn't your average "Hey, I think I'll put the Lord of the Rings characters into my life today," fic. Our school is funny as it is, and with the Fellowship and their various friends (and foes), it's bound to be hilarious.

**ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT  (namely, us)**

Disclaimer: We don't own LoTR, don't sue… Please?

Chapter 1: Beginnings and Band-mates

            It was a dreary morning in New York City. Ruby and Roberta (known as: Bobette) walked to lovely Townsend Harris High. "Another early morning of playing the lovely trumpet. I can't wait to get inside," Ruby said, her voice laced with sarcasm. "I know, one 'Uhh, you guys aren't doing all that well in my class' speech from Mr. Tromtig, coming up," Bobette said, equally upset that she had to come to school early to play that god-forsaken horn.

            Ruby and Roberta then entered their quiet little school when out of no where "PROGRAM CARD PROGRAM CARDS NOW!!!" yelled the fat bald security guards of THHS. "W-wait!! Let us get them please!" Roberta pleaded. "TOO LATE!!!" they screamed as they began to brutally beat Roberta and Ruby over the heads with their water guns.

            Well, soon after they started to limp down the hall, Ruby and Roberta reached the music room. "Respect. REPRESENT," said their friend Byctoria as she walked down the hall carrying her tuba. When Ruby and Roberta finally took their seats at the back of the class, they didn't play their horns, but rather stared at the back of Eric-otic's head. Eric-otic is the resident hot, saxophone playing, senior at Townsend. In Roberta's eyes. Roberta turned her head to the Daewoo computer screen and said "Are you ready for a LoTR cameo!?"

            As Ruby was tuning her horn she spotted something hobbit-like. Without a doubt it was Frodo: tap dancing while he blew on his ring (which remarkably sounded like a harmonica) "Are you a Baggins?" Ruby asked slowly.  "Yes Frodo is my name and playing the ring is my game!"

            At this point, Eric-otic had taken notice of the odd visitor. Frodo and Eric-otic locked eyes. "Hey, we look alike," Eric-otic said. They then proceeded to touch each others faces like weird monkeys on crack, and then they finally had a breakthrough. "MY LONG LOST BROTHER ERICO BAGGINS!" "I've been wanting to show these for a long time, brother," Eric-otic (or Erico, whichever floats your boat) then took off his shows revealing… HAIRY FEET!!!! "Let's cry, hug, and dance around like idiots!" And that they did.

            Then as they frolicked away through the flowers together, the ex-trumpet playing bells player, Louisiana said. "I DID IT I MASTERED THE A NOTE!" he was so excited that he actually tripped over the bell set and knocked himself unconscious. "Respect and represent my brother," Byctoria wailed. "Well, uhh, that's about all for now class. I'll, uhh, let ya go now," said Mr. Tromtig. Ruby and Roberta each flipped the bird at his retreating and  non-matching back.

            "Well, I'm off to chem.," said Roberta, "and you're off to bio, fun, fun, fun" "Yes I cant wait for more of MizzXEatXThem." Roberta looked puzzled for a moment. "Ruby?" Ruby cast a glance over her shoulder at Roberta, "Yeah Bobette?" "How did Frodo get into our school? And doesn't MizzXEatXThem sound kind of orc-ish to you?"

Ruby pondered for a moment, "I don't know, but I hope he brought Legolas with him. But, now that I think about it, MizzXEatXThem does sound orc-ish. You don't think…" They locked eyes and mentally sang the doom song, before they ran off screaming and waving their hands.