Lord of The Harrisites

Chapter 2 (Part 1): Band 1 Bio

Soon Ruby ventured away from her fellow lord of the rings fanatic, Roberta, to the dreadful biology class O_O dun dun dun

As Ruby motioned to twist the doorknob an ear-piercing shriek came from the other end as no one other than Lord Elrond came out!

"The evil teacher!!! NO I DO NOT WISH TO KNOW THE FUNCTIONS OF A CELL MEMBRANE!!! AHH!!" he screamed as he ran down the hall running over a poor space monkey known as 'bush'.

Ruby shrugged it off and entered her classroom otherwise.

She sat down in a seat and decided to talk to her friend Heatherina

"Something seems strange today." Ruby said.

"I know!" exclaimed Heatherina "For one Jamesest DIDN'T shoot Richardira and two…"

"No, I mean don't some of the people roaming around the school seem kind of erm- odd to you?"

Heatherina blinked as Ruby retreated to her seat next to her friend Noelia-

"Wait!" Ruby said, "You're not Noelia!"

"No don't think so I am a hobbit, shire folk." Answered the familiar voice of Meriadoc Brandybuck.

Before she could enter however MizzXEatXThem came in, loudly chewing gum. 

"So todai clazz we have a neu stoudent Merryadick Brandybuk$"

"It's Merry." Merry corrected

"Ya ya whateva whateva." Merry stared at her with sad hobbit eyes as the …take it gollum (gollum: nasssssssstyyyy teachers precious) continued with the pointless lesson. "Yea so we gonna talk bout enzymes and how dey make each oda happii and…uhh lyk im blonde and uhh…aw fuck it im eating dat hobbit yo."

Everyone screamed as MizzXEatXThem transformed into an orc upon their very mists and sprinted toward Brandybuk$ while he shrieked like the tiny hobbit lad he is.

But right as the evil MizzXEatXThem was about to sink her sharp teeth into Merry's foot Boromir came crashing through the doors screaming like a fucking lunatic and throwing himself on MizzXEatXThem, fortunately knocking her through the window.

Boromir stood there, broad smile upon his ugly ugly face when he was enticed by a pack of extra bubble dubble gum. He chewed it, then choaked, then died.

Merry cried out loud and Pippin who at the time was being chased by a security guard stopped and looked in the bio classroom "Well would ya look at that." And continued running (apparently he had eaten the security guards hero)

Nealia and Nate who sat behind Ruby and Merry were quite shocked from the event but found it a good time to cut class, as did the rest of the biology classroom. Merry ran out of the room screaming something about ringwraiths coming soon. Ruby was very disappointed because she didn't have a proper chat with merry and proceeded to gym.

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Authors' Notes: Well you guys, we hope you're enjoying it so far! Chapter 2 (Part 2): Band 1 Chem should be up straight away!