Lord of The Harrisites
Chapter 2 (Part 2): Band 1 Chem
After leaving Ruby, Roberta trudged into her chem lab, which as always smelled kind of off. She was all ready to take her morning nap (as she always did in band 1), when she noticed that is wasn't Lonetta who she was sitting next to, but rather Aragorn son of Arathorn! Well, Roberta was still quite shocked from her meeting with Frodo, so she turned to him and said, "Aren't you Aragorn? Son of Arathorn?" Aragorn grabbed Roberta's arm and whispered in that cool 'I'm and elf even though I'm really not' way that he has, "nobody must know! You must call me, uh, uh, uh, Aragornabelle!" Roberta was kind of startled, and she proceeded to stare at Aragorn, oops, ahem ahem, Aragornabelle, like he had 12 heads.
Just then Mr. Molzel walked into lab, and he began to explain the lab. Then he noticed his new student. "Hey, do you wanna hear a mole joke?!" Aragornabelle looked so scandalized, he made this face: = O "Rangers don't listen to jokes about inferior creatures!" It was now Mr. Molzel's turn to look like this: = O "MARVIN THE MOLE IS NOT AN INFERIOR CREATURE AHHHH!!!" And he and Aragornabelle began to have a Matrix-style fight. Eventually, Roberta broke them up, and the class started their lab.
"Okay, now you just dangle the magnesium ribbon over the Bunsen burner," Roberta said, reading the lab instructions to her and Aragornabelle's lab partner, Andreaw. Andreaw's eyes lit up with that sick pyro-manic glow, and she threw the magnesium ribbon into the Bunsen burner! Red flames started shooting up from the Bunsen burner, and Andreaw and Aragornabelle watched on in amazement, while Roberta looked like this: = O "You guys can't do that, you're gonna blow up the whole fucking lab!" Upon hearing that, Boromir flew in through the window on a jungle vine screaming like a fucking lunatic. He jumped on the Bunsen burner, and the red flames stopped. But Mr. Molzel had been brewing a secret plan against Aragornabelle the whole band, and he decided to go execute it.
Thinking that Boromir was Aragornabelle, Mr. Molzel smacked him over the head with Marvin the mole (okay, okay, so there was a brick inside the mole), and Boromir fell out of the window and died. Pippin stopped his running (now he was being threatened with a referral for not wearing shoes) from the security guards, and said, "Well, would ya look at that," then he continued to run. The end of band music started to play, and Roberta walked around the fighting Mr. Molzel and Aragornabelle to proceed to Spanish.
End Chapter 2Authors' Notes: Well, Chapter 3 (Part 1): Band 2 Gym should be up with speed, followed by Chapter 3 (Part 2): Band 2 Spanish.