Truth Dare Or Romance?

A/N: Ok this is a joint fiction between Crimson Lioness and myself Silver Serpent (Broken-Hermione)

Disclaimer: we own the sick and twisted plot.well I (Silver Serpent) came up with it and Crimson Lioness helped.

I used to go by Crimson Lioness until I became Broken-Hermione. If you have time please read my stories!!!!

Summary: Who ever thought a little game of truth or dare could go so far. Ok you may not want to read if you are easily disturbed. Cuz Silver Serpent is a little loopy. She's still my Best Friend.

Silver Serpent-Lindsey

Crimson Lioness-Angie

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Chapter 1- Trouble in the trophy room

"I can't believe this!" Lavender grumbled as she scrubbed a shelf.

"I mean of all the things to do during detention, we get 5 hours of scrubbing this place. IT'S HUGE!!!" she yelled.

"Woman shut up and quit bitching." Ron said putting the finishing touches on a Quidditch trophy.

"Don't call me woman you man whore! I have a name!" Lavender said furiously.

"Bloody Hell." Mumbled Ron.

"Don't do that to me BOY!" Lavender stood up, fists clenched.

"What are you Gonna do GIRL!?" Ron asked standing up.

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Harry and Ginny yelled at the same time.

Harry, Ginny, Lavender, Ron, Hermione, and Draco were all in detention for having a curse fest in the Great Hall.

~ ~ ~ ~ Great Hall at Dinner ~ ~ ~ ~

"Dammit Ron!" Lavender said as she picked herself up. Ron had charmed her to keep falling and now she couldn't stand up without risking a bruise.

"Sorry Lav, It sucks to be you!" Ron said getting up.

"OH NO YOU DON'T" Lavender said pointing her wand at him.

"FEMME FATALUS!" She screamed.

With a loud crack Ron was a woman. Long red hair tight hip huggers and a glittery halter top and heels. He looked like a slutty Ginny.

"What the Hell?" Ron screamed shrilly.

"That's it you WHORE!!! Purplio Hazium!"

And Lavender turned, well lavender. She was glowing purple literally. She was pissed.

"Ron, Lavender stop acting like children." Hermione said coming up to them.

All of a sudden she heard "FRANKEN BRIDUIM!" and the next thing she knew she looked like the bride of Frankenstien.

"GINNY YOU BITCH! HOW COULD YOU?" She screamed.

"Just let them fight it out Hermione." Ginny said walking up to her.

"VIRGINIA AMBER WEASLEY UNDO THIS CURSE RIGHT NOW!" Hermione said turning a very dark shade of red.

"NO! if you're such a good witch, mudblood, undo it yourself!" Ginny said.

"THAT'S IT YOUR DAMN SKANK" Hermione yelled.

"MERLILIUS!"

Ginny turned into a mermaid. She looked almost exactly like Ariel from the little mermaid. Except she had a silver fin and a metallic blue seashell bra.

"GINYY!" Harry yelled as he ran and caught her. He conjured up a tub of water and put her in it.

"This has gone far enough 'Mione. Stop."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the golden gryffindor group fighting." Drawled Malfoy. He had his famous sneer on his face as he walked up to them.

"Stay. Out. Of. This. Malfoy." Harry said through gritted teeth.

"Oh I'm scared Potter."

Ginny whimpered a bit in her tub.

"Oh Potter's Girlfriend is a fish. HA! Potter's not gonna be getting laid any time soon. Sucks to be you." Draco said maliciously.

"GARMETIUM!" Harry screamed.

The Great hall Busted out Laughing.

There in all his glory was the Slytherin king himself Draco Malfoy in a hot pink lacy thong and a matching bra.

And what he had boobs too!? He was fuming.

"Pink suits you Drakie." Harry said laughing.

"FANTISIUM!" yelled Draco.

Ah it seems that the Great Harry Potter (the homie 'dat didn't die) shouldn't laugh at people.

For there he stood a black haired version of Cinderella. Glass slippers and all.

"ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!" McGonagall screamed from the staff table.

"YOU ALL SHALL REVIEVE A 5 HOUR DETENTION! INCLUDING YOU MR. MALFOY!" McGonagall looked furious.

Draco was trying to sneak out. He didn't succeed. His um outfit was drawing too much attention.

~ ~ ~ ~ Back in the Trophy Room ~ ~ ~ ~

"Harry I need another trophy." Said Ginny from her tub.

"There isn't anymore sweetheart." Harry said. "We're done."

"Well we have 3 hours left. We can't leave until the time charm wears off." Hermione said from a darkened corner.

"Well What are we going to do until then?" asked Lavender.

"Ugh, blondes." Mumbled Ron.

"Sod off."

"Fuck you."

"I'm not that desperate and you're not that lucky."

"STOP IT!" yelled Harry.

"I have an idea." Said Draco stepping out of the shadows. Happy that that stupid spell finally wore off.

"What?" they all replied skeptically

"Let's play a little game of truth or dare."

~ ~ ~ To Be Continued ~ ~ ~

Ok we hope you liked it! It will get more twisted we warn you!!!

Well review please and constructive criticism is welcome.

And we know that the teachers would have stopped them after the first curse was thrown, but we needed it the way it was for story purposes.

And if you flame they will be used to warm out feet!!

We'll update soon.

And Crimson Lioness wrote this chapter and we're alternating chapters so that means I'm writing the next one!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm far more twisted than her.

Ok well review please. And we'll update soon!!



~Silver Serpent~

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~Crimson Lioness~