Ok here is the long awaited second chapter!!!
Once again we own nothing. But the plot and the twisted ideas.
Ok one request if you don't like the story...don't review and save us the time.
Truth, Dare, or Romance chapter 2
~The Game~
"What's the catch Malfoy?" replied a skeptical Harry.
"No catch, just pure fun." He said with a twisted grin.
"All right, I'll go first." Said Ron.
"Ok, hmmmm Hermione. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Ok. I dare you to come to breakfast tomorrow wearing a micro mini skirt, a semi-see through shirt and thigh high boots, and charm your hair blonde."
"What will happen if I don't do it?"
"Ok here's the deal." Draco started. "Whoever doesn't go through with a dare will have a charm cast upon them to where no clothes can come within 10 feet of them."
"So in other words we'll be stuck naked for 24 hours?" said Ginny.
"Yes."
"FINE. I'll do it. I hate you Ron." Hermione mumbled.
"Ok, Malfoy. Truth or dare?" asked Hermione
"Dare."
"I dare you to curse Snape tomorrow to make him break out and sing Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith at dinner."
"Done."
"Potter, Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Wuss."
"Bitch."
"Would you ever have sex with Hermione and Ginny at the same time?"
"MALFOY! GROSS!" Ginny yelled
"I. I. I wouldn't. Mind. It. Would be. Ok." Harry mumbled.
"HAROLD JAMES POTTER! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" Hermione screamed.
"WHAT!? I'M A GUY BACK OFF!"
"Lavender. Truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to conjure up a pole in the Great Hall and start a strip show at lunch."
"NO!"
"You asked for it."
"No Harry Don't!"
"REPELIOUS CLOTHIUM!"
Lavender's clothes ripped off of her and she couldn't touch them. She was sitting there in her birthday suit.
"HARRY POTTER YOU WILL PAY!"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT!"
"UGH! Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to say in front of the entire school that you are pregnant with Ron's baby!"
"WHAT!?!?!?! THAT'S INCEST LAVENDER!"
"DO IT"
"FINE! I will." Ginny replied disgusted
"Truth or dare Malfoy?" she said evilly
"Dare."
"I dare you to act like you and Harry are going out and French kiss in the great hall for everyone to see."
Draco paled instantly.
"f-fine." He stuttered.
"Potter Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to propose to Snape tomorrow and say you'll leave me for him if he says yes."
"HAHAHAHA! Ok I'll do it."
The game went on for another hour with the wackiest dares imaginable being thought up.
The next morning in the Great Hall Hermione came in wearing a green snakeskin micro mini skirt.
She had a very tight silver bikini top that was sheer enough for you to see her chest. Hell it barley covered her chest.
And she had thigh high black leather lace up dominatrix boots on. She had charmed her hair blonde, and had black streaks through it.
She had a ton of eye makeup on and a tattoo on her back (fake of course) that said "Slytherin at heart."
The entire school was in shock, then walked in Harry with Draco. Arms around each other's waist and they french kissed before they went to their separate tables.
McGonagall passed out when she saw this.
Then out of nowhere Snape gets up and jumps on the teacher's table and Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady starts playing and he starts singing with it.
" Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Cruisin' to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Yeah baby you're wrong but you know it's alright, that's right
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Backstage we're have the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Never judge a book by its cover
Or who you're gonna love by your lover
Yeah love put me wise
To her lovely disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me do me do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me do me do me DO ME
What a funky lady
Ooh she like it like it like it like that
Ooh he was a lady
Yeoooooooh
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady."
Snape danced with the song until it faded away. He all of a sudden came back to his senses as the entire school was laughing at him.
Even Dumbledore. Snape was fuming
"WHO DID THIS TO ME!?"
Everyone was laughing and Snape was about to run out when Harry called his name.
"SEVVIE DON'T GO. IT WAS JUST A JOKE HONEY."
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Oh Sevvie baby will you marry me?"
"Potter what has gotten into you?"
"I'll leave Drakie for you."
"YOU BITCH!" Draco yelled and stormed out of the great hall.
"Please Severus I love you!"
"Potter I'm not gay anymore! I'm with Narcissa Malfoy!"
Snape realized what he said and clapped his hands over his mouth.
Draco wasn't out of the hall yet and heard what Snape said.
"YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH! THAT'S MY MOTHER!!!"
Draco charged at Snape and attacked him.
Then Ginny stood up and said.
"EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
The Great Hall turned to hear what she had to say.
"I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I AM PREGNANT. WITH RON'S BABY!"
Snape and Draco stopped fighting. Snape passed out and Draco was in shock. He didn't think Ginny would go through with that dare.
Then Lavender walked in butt ass naked. They had dared her to do it unless she wanted to be naked for 48 hours.
"It's a bit breezy in here isn't it."
Then all of a sudden Lavender cast a spell to where a pole came up and strip music started to play.
When she started swinging on the pole Dumbledore had had enough
"THAT IS ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! POTTER,WEASLEY, MALFOY, WEASLEY, GRANGER, BROWN COME WITH ME THIS INSTANT!"
Dumbledore was pissed. And the 6 kids slowly followed Dumbledore out of the Great Hall and to his office.
~~~TBC~~~
Ok we know it doesn't seem like a romance right now but it will. Ok yes thatw as a bit disturbing but hey it was funny.
And once again if you don't like it please don't review.
Or we'll sacrifice your body to the great Greek gods!
J/K
We'll update soon
But until then may your day be filled with may dysfunctions and mayhem.
~Silver Serpent~
~&~
~Crimson Lioness~
Next chapter "In Dumbledore's Office."
Once again we own nothing. But the plot and the twisted ideas.
Ok one request if you don't like the story...don't review and save us the time.
Truth, Dare, or Romance chapter 2
~The Game~
"What's the catch Malfoy?" replied a skeptical Harry.
"No catch, just pure fun." He said with a twisted grin.
"All right, I'll go first." Said Ron.
"Ok, hmmmm Hermione. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Ok. I dare you to come to breakfast tomorrow wearing a micro mini skirt, a semi-see through shirt and thigh high boots, and charm your hair blonde."
"What will happen if I don't do it?"
"Ok here's the deal." Draco started. "Whoever doesn't go through with a dare will have a charm cast upon them to where no clothes can come within 10 feet of them."
"So in other words we'll be stuck naked for 24 hours?" said Ginny.
"Yes."
"FINE. I'll do it. I hate you Ron." Hermione mumbled.
"Ok, Malfoy. Truth or dare?" asked Hermione
"Dare."
"I dare you to curse Snape tomorrow to make him break out and sing Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith at dinner."
"Done."
"Potter, Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Wuss."
"Bitch."
"Would you ever have sex with Hermione and Ginny at the same time?"
"MALFOY! GROSS!" Ginny yelled
"I. I. I wouldn't. Mind. It. Would be. Ok." Harry mumbled.
"HAROLD JAMES POTTER! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" Hermione screamed.
"WHAT!? I'M A GUY BACK OFF!"
"Lavender. Truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to conjure up a pole in the Great Hall and start a strip show at lunch."
"NO!"
"You asked for it."
"No Harry Don't!"
"REPELIOUS CLOTHIUM!"
Lavender's clothes ripped off of her and she couldn't touch them. She was sitting there in her birthday suit.
"HARRY POTTER YOU WILL PAY!"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT!"
"UGH! Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to say in front of the entire school that you are pregnant with Ron's baby!"
"WHAT!?!?!?! THAT'S INCEST LAVENDER!"
"DO IT"
"FINE! I will." Ginny replied disgusted
"Truth or dare Malfoy?" she said evilly
"Dare."
"I dare you to act like you and Harry are going out and French kiss in the great hall for everyone to see."
Draco paled instantly.
"f-fine." He stuttered.
"Potter Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to propose to Snape tomorrow and say you'll leave me for him if he says yes."
"HAHAHAHA! Ok I'll do it."
The game went on for another hour with the wackiest dares imaginable being thought up.
The next morning in the Great Hall Hermione came in wearing a green snakeskin micro mini skirt.
She had a very tight silver bikini top that was sheer enough for you to see her chest. Hell it barley covered her chest.
And she had thigh high black leather lace up dominatrix boots on. She had charmed her hair blonde, and had black streaks through it.
She had a ton of eye makeup on and a tattoo on her back (fake of course) that said "Slytherin at heart."
The entire school was in shock, then walked in Harry with Draco. Arms around each other's waist and they french kissed before they went to their separate tables.
McGonagall passed out when she saw this.
Then out of nowhere Snape gets up and jumps on the teacher's table and Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady starts playing and he starts singing with it.
" Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Cruisin' to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Yeah baby you're wrong but you know it's alright, that's right
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Backstage we're have the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Never judge a book by its cover
Or who you're gonna love by your lover
Yeah love put me wise
To her lovely disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me do me do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me do me do me DO ME
What a funky lady
Ooh she like it like it like it like that
Ooh he was a lady
Yeoooooooh
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady
Yeah, yeah
D-D-D-Dude looks like a lady."
Snape danced with the song until it faded away. He all of a sudden came back to his senses as the entire school was laughing at him.
Even Dumbledore. Snape was fuming
"WHO DID THIS TO ME!?"
Everyone was laughing and Snape was about to run out when Harry called his name.
"SEVVIE DON'T GO. IT WAS JUST A JOKE HONEY."
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Oh Sevvie baby will you marry me?"
"Potter what has gotten into you?"
"I'll leave Drakie for you."
"YOU BITCH!" Draco yelled and stormed out of the great hall.
"Please Severus I love you!"
"Potter I'm not gay anymore! I'm with Narcissa Malfoy!"
Snape realized what he said and clapped his hands over his mouth.
Draco wasn't out of the hall yet and heard what Snape said.
"YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH! THAT'S MY MOTHER!!!"
Draco charged at Snape and attacked him.
Then Ginny stood up and said.
"EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
The Great Hall turned to hear what she had to say.
"I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I AM PREGNANT. WITH RON'S BABY!"
Snape and Draco stopped fighting. Snape passed out and Draco was in shock. He didn't think Ginny would go through with that dare.
Then Lavender walked in butt ass naked. They had dared her to do it unless she wanted to be naked for 48 hours.
"It's a bit breezy in here isn't it."
Then all of a sudden Lavender cast a spell to where a pole came up and strip music started to play.
When she started swinging on the pole Dumbledore had had enough
"THAT IS ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! POTTER,WEASLEY, MALFOY, WEASLEY, GRANGER, BROWN COME WITH ME THIS INSTANT!"
Dumbledore was pissed. And the 6 kids slowly followed Dumbledore out of the Great Hall and to his office.
~~~TBC~~~
Ok we know it doesn't seem like a romance right now but it will. Ok yes thatw as a bit disturbing but hey it was funny.
And once again if you don't like it please don't review.
Or we'll sacrifice your body to the great Greek gods!
J/K
We'll update soon
But until then may your day be filled with may dysfunctions and mayhem.
~Silver Serpent~
~&~
~Crimson Lioness~
Next chapter "In Dumbledore's Office."