Truth, dare or romance chapter 3
A/N: Wow over 70 reviews and 2 chapters. Thank you all so much. This is so great. Crimson lioness wrote this chapter and she's the mushy romance one and I'm the twisted one so I helped her out. But the drunken grandma was her idea.
Sorry it took us so long to update crimson doesn't update from her computer and mine has been acting funky. Plus I (serpent) have been sick and have and ear infection.
Well we hope you like this chapter. And there is a bit of fluff in here now!
~Dumbledore's office and the Prefects bathroom~
Dumbledore led the frightened teenagers up to his office. They all thought they were going to be expelled.
"What on earth was the meaning of that?" asked a very curious headmaster.
"S-sir I-it was a-a-a game oh g-great one." Harry stuttered.
"Oh great one? I could get used to that." Dumbledore replied.
"Let me guess truth or dare?"
The kids all nodded.
"Ah, well I don 't need the details. I can pretty much guess what the dares were." Dumbledore said with that damn twinkle in his eyes, and a smirk on his lips.
'Damn man better quit smirking too. The smirk is mine!' Draco thought.
'I want my clothes back.' Whined Lavender in her head.
'He's bloody crazy.' Thought Harry.
'I'm hungry. I wonder if the house elves have mustard and sugar sandwiches.' Growled Ron's stomach
'Being a mermaid was fun. Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me.' Ginny sang in her head.
'I need a bath. Where'd I put my bath oils and vibra. . .' thought Hermione. (sorry that wasn't appropriate but I couldn't help it! We all know what she said. -SS)
"Just listen to me." Dumbledore said. "There are 3 prefects amongst you. I'd hate to have to punish you all."
"I myself have played many games such as this in my youth. But I don't want this to affect you and cause a riot in this school. You have been warned."
And with that he dismissed them.
"You can come out now." Dumbledore replied seductively. (Can he even be seductive? He's too old!)
And Minerva McGonagall stepped out of the shadows.
"I'm not sure you should have let them off so easily Albus." She said sitting on his desk in an emerald green French maids outfit. (OH THE HORROR!)
"Well I think they deserve a little bit of fun." He said standing up showing "Minerva" a little surprise ( ::cough:: viagra ::cough:: )
McGonagall's eyes bulged.
"Don't worry. They're just kids." He leaned in and kissed her before she could argue.
( hehe, we're sparing you the rest of what they did. No ancient porn in this story.)
~ ~ ~ ~
Draco stumbled down the hallway towards the prefect's bathroom. He had snuck off to The Wizard's Wand a bar/strip club after the meeting with Dumbledore.
Hey he wasn't the only one with hormones and an invisibility cloak. He'd seen Potter in there a few times before getting buck wild with one of the part time strippers.
Ginny Weasley. Yes our beloved little Ginny stripped part time.
Draco hadn't gotten this drunk since his Grams turned his boxers green and paraded around the manor waving them like a flag. ( LOL )
Then there was the time when she took 'silkie' from him and used it as kindling for a fire. Silkie was his baby pink baby blanket.
The medi wizards thought he was gonna be a girl, and his parents were too cheap to get him a blue one.
Grams was a bit senile, and with Lucius as a son who could blame her. Okay the woman was a little more than senile. She was just plain crazy.
But his mom and Snape being together had been a very big low blow.
As he entered the bathroom singing.
"Trust,
She fuckin hates me,
La la la la la love,
She fuckin hat. . ."
He looked around and noticed the bathroom wasn't green like the boys bathroom, it was bloody pink.
"I *have* to get the name of this decorator." Draco slurred.
He heard a loud moan and a whizzing sound from the shower. Then the noise stopped and the water turned off.
As his eyes focused on the person coming out of the shower holding a dildo he realized it was Hermione.
Then he said something he would have kept to himself if he wasn't drunk.
"Damn mudblood you's gots a BODAY!" He slurred.
"DRACO!?" Hermione shrieked as she dropped "Bob" and wrapped herself in a towel. "What in the bloody hell are you doing in here!?"
"Ah, come on 'Mione let's have some fun." He drawled trying to be sexy as he walked over to her.
"I do- WAIT!" she said looking at him closely. "You're drunk."
Draco chose to ignore her and twirled some of her hair around his finger. He was no more than 5 inches away from her.
"Come on 'Mione. We could have a great time." Draco said with a smile.
"I mean I could do so much better than that." He said pointing to Hermione's dildo. . . 'Bob'
"Oh really now?" she asked amused.
"Yeah. Let me prove it baby."
Hermione grinned evilly to herself.
"Okay Drakie." She said bringing him towards the tub.
Once they were there she pushed him in hard. As he fell he dragged her with him.
As they came up from the bubbles both of them were laughing.
"Thanks Granger." Draco said sarcastically mildly coming back to his senses.
"No prob Malfoy." She said getting out of the tub to get her clothes.
But before she could get out he yanked on he soaked towel and brought her down onto his lap.
He didn't know what possessed him to do it. Maybe it was the alcohol, or hormones, but he seriously doubted it.
Then he kissed her.
~~~~TBC~~~~
Hope you all liked it. We'll try to update soon.
And if you didn't like it SCREW YOU!!!
Don't waste our time by reviewing it and making us read your lame ass comments!
If you do we'll send our loyal fans out to get your ass!!!
Well stay tuned to see if Hermione kissed back or if she pulled away!!!
Oh and the Hermione dildo stuff was my idea ( Silver Serpent)
Crimson didn't want to be held responsible for that comment!!!
~Silver Serpent~
~&~
~Crimson Lioness~
A/N: Wow over 70 reviews and 2 chapters. Thank you all so much. This is so great. Crimson lioness wrote this chapter and she's the mushy romance one and I'm the twisted one so I helped her out. But the drunken grandma was her idea.
Sorry it took us so long to update crimson doesn't update from her computer and mine has been acting funky. Plus I (serpent) have been sick and have and ear infection.
Well we hope you like this chapter. And there is a bit of fluff in here now!
~Dumbledore's office and the Prefects bathroom~
Dumbledore led the frightened teenagers up to his office. They all thought they were going to be expelled.
"What on earth was the meaning of that?" asked a very curious headmaster.
"S-sir I-it was a-a-a game oh g-great one." Harry stuttered.
"Oh great one? I could get used to that." Dumbledore replied.
"Let me guess truth or dare?"
The kids all nodded.
"Ah, well I don 't need the details. I can pretty much guess what the dares were." Dumbledore said with that damn twinkle in his eyes, and a smirk on his lips.
'Damn man better quit smirking too. The smirk is mine!' Draco thought.
'I want my clothes back.' Whined Lavender in her head.
'He's bloody crazy.' Thought Harry.
'I'm hungry. I wonder if the house elves have mustard and sugar sandwiches.' Growled Ron's stomach
'Being a mermaid was fun. Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me.' Ginny sang in her head.
'I need a bath. Where'd I put my bath oils and vibra. . .' thought Hermione. (sorry that wasn't appropriate but I couldn't help it! We all know what she said. -SS)
"Just listen to me." Dumbledore said. "There are 3 prefects amongst you. I'd hate to have to punish you all."
"I myself have played many games such as this in my youth. But I don't want this to affect you and cause a riot in this school. You have been warned."
And with that he dismissed them.
"You can come out now." Dumbledore replied seductively. (Can he even be seductive? He's too old!)
And Minerva McGonagall stepped out of the shadows.
"I'm not sure you should have let them off so easily Albus." She said sitting on his desk in an emerald green French maids outfit. (OH THE HORROR!)
"Well I think they deserve a little bit of fun." He said standing up showing "Minerva" a little surprise ( ::cough:: viagra ::cough:: )
McGonagall's eyes bulged.
"Don't worry. They're just kids." He leaned in and kissed her before she could argue.
( hehe, we're sparing you the rest of what they did. No ancient porn in this story.)
~ ~ ~ ~
Draco stumbled down the hallway towards the prefect's bathroom. He had snuck off to The Wizard's Wand a bar/strip club after the meeting with Dumbledore.
Hey he wasn't the only one with hormones and an invisibility cloak. He'd seen Potter in there a few times before getting buck wild with one of the part time strippers.
Ginny Weasley. Yes our beloved little Ginny stripped part time.
Draco hadn't gotten this drunk since his Grams turned his boxers green and paraded around the manor waving them like a flag. ( LOL )
Then there was the time when she took 'silkie' from him and used it as kindling for a fire. Silkie was his baby pink baby blanket.
The medi wizards thought he was gonna be a girl, and his parents were too cheap to get him a blue one.
Grams was a bit senile, and with Lucius as a son who could blame her. Okay the woman was a little more than senile. She was just plain crazy.
But his mom and Snape being together had been a very big low blow.
As he entered the bathroom singing.
"Trust,
She fuckin hates me,
La la la la la love,
She fuckin hat. . ."
He looked around and noticed the bathroom wasn't green like the boys bathroom, it was bloody pink.
"I *have* to get the name of this decorator." Draco slurred.
He heard a loud moan and a whizzing sound from the shower. Then the noise stopped and the water turned off.
As his eyes focused on the person coming out of the shower holding a dildo he realized it was Hermione.
Then he said something he would have kept to himself if he wasn't drunk.
"Damn mudblood you's gots a BODAY!" He slurred.
"DRACO!?" Hermione shrieked as she dropped "Bob" and wrapped herself in a towel. "What in the bloody hell are you doing in here!?"
"Ah, come on 'Mione let's have some fun." He drawled trying to be sexy as he walked over to her.
"I do- WAIT!" she said looking at him closely. "You're drunk."
Draco chose to ignore her and twirled some of her hair around his finger. He was no more than 5 inches away from her.
"Come on 'Mione. We could have a great time." Draco said with a smile.
"I mean I could do so much better than that." He said pointing to Hermione's dildo. . . 'Bob'
"Oh really now?" she asked amused.
"Yeah. Let me prove it baby."
Hermione grinned evilly to herself.
"Okay Drakie." She said bringing him towards the tub.
Once they were there she pushed him in hard. As he fell he dragged her with him.
As they came up from the bubbles both of them were laughing.
"Thanks Granger." Draco said sarcastically mildly coming back to his senses.
"No prob Malfoy." She said getting out of the tub to get her clothes.
But before she could get out he yanked on he soaked towel and brought her down onto his lap.
He didn't know what possessed him to do it. Maybe it was the alcohol, or hormones, but he seriously doubted it.
Then he kissed her.
~~~~TBC~~~~
Hope you all liked it. We'll try to update soon.
And if you didn't like it SCREW YOU!!!
Don't waste our time by reviewing it and making us read your lame ass comments!
If you do we'll send our loyal fans out to get your ass!!!
Well stay tuned to see if Hermione kissed back or if she pulled away!!!
Oh and the Hermione dildo stuff was my idea ( Silver Serpent)
Crimson didn't want to be held responsible for that comment!!!
~Silver Serpent~
~&~
~Crimson Lioness~