Truth, Dare, or Romance
A/N: WE'RE BACK!!!!!! *laughs evilly* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We're extremely sorry about the long wait. And there were about 20 of you to ask us to e-mail you when we updated...uh Hehehe we have a hard enough time updating. So just check to see if we updated please..we can not keep up with all he inflow of reviews and e-mails at the same time. Hey we're only 15. Thank you for such a great response though!!
Angie/C. Lioness: Hey people WE'RE BACK! We just want to say thank you to everyone for waiting so long. Lindsey/S. Serpent's been lazy and we've both been suffering severe writer's block on this story. We are both working on other stories and have been pretty busy with school (Which Lindsey's failing) So sorry!
Lindsey/S. Serpent: I AM NOT LAZY! I just lack motivation. ^_^! And I'm not failing.that bad..hehehe. Plus I have writer's block which is why I'm not going to post anymore stories till they're almost done.
Angie: Yeah we'll see how long that lasts!
Lindsey: Bite me Bitch!
Angie: *Bites Lindsey*
Lindsey: OUCH! I didn't mean literally. Ow *nurses bleeding arm*
Angie: *giggles evilly*
Lindsey: Stupid Bitch *bites her back*
Angie: Slut!
** Major cat fight breaks out **
Chapter 4: And So It Begins
Draco pulled Hermione back into the tub and kissed her softly on the lips. To his surprise she didn't pull away. He rolled his tongue over her bottom lip begging for entrance. She responded willingly but when Draco's hand moved to her breast she snapped back to her senses.
"Draco I can't do this with you. You're drunk."
"Actually I'm thinking quite clearly. You see I cast a sobering charm on myself after I saw you. You know while you were picking up "bob" over there." He said with a smile.
"You willingly kissed a mudblood?"
"No I kissed Hermione Granger the smartest witch in over 50 years."
Hermione blushed a deep pink.
"I have to go Draco."
"Meet me here tomorrow?" he asked.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world." She said and winked walking out of the bathroom.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Draco was happier than he had been in a long time. Not only was she calling him Draco she was meeting him in the bathroom again tomorrow night. Draco was praising the almighty Merlin that pretending to be drunk after he cast the sobering charm had worked.
Draco was passing a broom closet when he heard moaning. He pulled open the door and yelped like a 5 year old school girl.
Crabbe and Goyle were making out and worse Goyle was dressed like a girl.
"Oh. My. God." Draco said.
"Draco we can explain. You see."
"Yeah I see. I see you two swapping spit, playing tonsil hockey, fucking tonguing each other, snogging for crying out loud. Jesus H. Christ on a cracker I shared a freaking bed with you two at wizard camp! Oh my Merlin I'm going have nightmares forever. That image is unfortunately scarred onto my retina."
Draco ran back to the dorms. Crabbe and Goyle were following him. He turned on his heel.
"You two are NOT coming in the room tonight with me in there!" Draco said almost in hysterics.
"But Draco you're more than welcome to join us." Crabbe said.
Draco almost puked. That was just wrong and many different levels.
"I'll pass."
"Why are you all wet?" Goyle asked eyeing him up and down. (Well Draco is a sex god.Mmmmm Tom Felton...Draco Malfoy...Yummy)
Draco had forgotten to dry himself off before he left the bathroom.
"He got laid." Crabbe said jealous of the lucky person.
"No I fell in love." He said.
"Looks like you fell into water to me." Goyle responded still eyeing him hungrily with a growing bulge in his pants.
Draco rolled his eyes, and saw Goyle's uh other wand and ran into the dorm room and cast a very strong locking spell on the door. A few seconds later Draco heard a shriek and a crash. The locking spell was an electric one and it cursed whoever was affected by it to become the opposite sex for a day.
He stopped worrying about Crabbe and Goyle getting into the room and raping him.for now, and thought about Hermione. The funny thing was he wasn't just attracted to her looks, he enjoyed her company and she challenged him like no other girl did, and he loved that in a woman. He couldn't wait to see her tomorrow.
~~~Astronomy Tower~~~
"Ginny this is great!" Harry said swinging her around. "I'm going to be a dad."
"Harry put me down." Ginny said grouchily. "How are we going to tell my parents and Ron, and what about my job? I can't strip if I'm fat dammit!"
"Well you'll obviously have to quit, and we can get married before the baby comes!" Harry said rubbing his hand over her slightly bulging stomach.
"Yeah but I'm already showing and I'm only 3 moths along dammit." Ginny grumbled.
"Well we'll charm it to where you don't look pregnant ok sweetie?" he said leaning in to kiss her.
"Don't do that!" Ginny said pushing him away. "How do you think I got this way?"
"Well I'd rather show you." Harry said smirking at her.
"Oh shut up Potter." She said with a little grin. She got up and headed down the stairs. "We'll charm my stomach so only you and me can tell I'm pregnant and go from there."
"Okay love."
"Now I thought you wanted to show me how I got this way."
Harry took off after Ginny who had just bolted down the stairs.
~~~Next Morning At Breakfast~~~
"Can you two stop snogging long enough to pass the syrup." Ron said looking disgusted at Harry and Ginny. The sight almost killed his appetite.almost.
"Sure." Harry said and passed the syrup to Ron then shoved his tongue back down Ginny's throat.
"What? Do they not need food?" Lavender said dumbfounded. "You'd think they'd need to refuel after a couple of hours."
"Yeah we all need food." Ron said biting into a waffle.
"Oh yeah! Mmmmm." Lavender said savoring the taste of a fresh lemon pastry.
"My kind of woman! You're not afraid to eat!"
"Shit I'd die before I'd starve myself. A girl's gotta have food, especially meat. Where's the sausage?" she asked.
Ron was about to make a smart ass comment along the lines of "I've got your sausage right here." But was cut off by Hermione plopping her bag down in the seat across from him looking extremely happy.
"Hey guys. What's up?" she said.
"Nuffing 'uch." Lavender said with her mouth full.
"Yeah just discussing diets. What's your point of view on the whole thing 'Mione." Ron said.
Hermione was about to answer when she heard a voice behind her.
"She doesn't need it." Draco said coming up to her and snaking an arm around her waist.
"Do you babe?"
Harry and Ginny stopped snogging and turned around shocked. Ron started to choke on his pumpkin juice and lavender and bacon and eggs dropping from her mouth.
"No I don't. I know how to take care of myself and still enjoy the pleasures of food." Hermione said.
"And also the pleasures of Draco." He said referring to himself in the third person.
"What. The. Fuck. Is. Going on here?" Harry asked.
"Guys Draco's my boyfriend." Hermione said looking at him.
He saw her wink and raised an eyebrow but decided to play along. As much as he wanted to shag her and have her as his girlfriend they still barely knew each other.
"Yup, I'm her bitch." He said inwardly laughing at Potter's face.
"No, you're my bitch Drakie!" Pansy said coming up to them.
"Correction. He was your bitch but he's min now. So back off Parkinslut." Hermione sneered.
Draco was watching as the two girls fought over him. This was interesting.
Pansy slapped Hermione and Draco Hexed pansy's double d boobs to nothing.
Ginny got up and started to help Hermione along with Lavender. Pansy tripped Lavender and Ginny punched her in the face. Pansy smacked her back. Harry had to hold Ginny back. Ron was confronting Draco while Lavender an Hermione beat the shit out of Pansy.
"STOP THIS" shouted McGonagall. "DETENION ALL OF YOU! AND WILL SOMEONE ESCORT MISS PARKINSON TO THE HOSPITAL WING!"
The group looked at each other and just smirked. It was time for another game of truth or dare.
Draco didn't care. Him and Hermione would still get to see each other and play truth or dare.
They all made their way to the trophy room yet again. Within two hours they were done.
"You guys know the drill. Get into the circle and let's play." Hermione said.
She sat next to Draco, Harry next to her by Ginny and Ron next to her by Lavender.
"Ginny truth or dare?" Draco asked.
"Truth."
"Ok Weasley I know your part time job and I saw you and Harry getting a bit freaky at the Wizard's Wand. Are you and Potter screwing and are you pregnant?"
Ginny paled instantly.
"I work as a part time stripper at the Wizard's Wand." Hermione, Lavender and Ron were looking confused. "And yes Harry and I have had sex and I'm 3 months pregnant."
"Ron lunged at Harry.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY BABY SISTER!"
"RON STOP IT NOW!" Ginny yelled. Ron pulled away from Harry.
"He loves me and he won't leave me. He's already proposed!"
"He still got you knocked up!"
"Anyway, Hermione truth or dare?"
"Dare."
~~~TBC~~~
Angie: *has black eye and busted lip* Okay we're done now! ^_^
Lindsey: *has bloody nose and scratches on face* yeah just had to release some anger. But we're still bestest friends.unfortunately.
Angie: Shit! Well we hope you enjoyed this chapter of our wonderful story! Hopefully it wasn't too horrible.
Lindsey: *Sings* Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue! Sweet home Alabama lord I'm comin' home to you! LOL sorry. I'll be ok.
Angie: HA! Right in what lifetime.
Lindsey: Ignore the bitch (Angie)
Both: Ok we're gonna leave this little cliffy and update soon we promise!!!! If I (S. Serpent) don't get grounded for my bad grades but we are finally getting over our writer's block and if I get grounded I won't have anything to do but to write! Please review and we hope you aren't too mad about the long wait. We'll try to update more frequently plus summer vacation is coming up so we'll have plenty of free time!
So until next time may your day be filled with mayhem, chaos, Harry Potter, and a Great Shag! ^_~!
Angie: LINDSEY! DON'T WRITE THAT!
Lindsey: WHAT!? Everyone deserves a great shag!
Angie: I swear child you worry me.
Lindsey: CHILD!? Girl I'm older than you are!
Angie: shit maybe technically by two weeks but maturity wise you are 5!
Lindsey: if my maturity level was at age 5 I wouldn't know what the hell shag meant!
Angie: Don't make me hurt you.
Lindsey: Oh, bite my ass krispy cream! NOT LITERALLY!
Angie: Fuck I ain't gonna bite your ass!
Lindsey: good I'd have to get a rabies shot then.
Angie: ok that's it bitch!
Lindsey: *starts to run*
*** Another cat fight breaks out ***
~Silver Serpent~
&
~Crimson Lioness~
* We have issues we know. We'll be okay someday though! *
A/N: WE'RE BACK!!!!!! *laughs evilly* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We're extremely sorry about the long wait. And there were about 20 of you to ask us to e-mail you when we updated...uh Hehehe we have a hard enough time updating. So just check to see if we updated please..we can not keep up with all he inflow of reviews and e-mails at the same time. Hey we're only 15. Thank you for such a great response though!!
Angie/C. Lioness: Hey people WE'RE BACK! We just want to say thank you to everyone for waiting so long. Lindsey/S. Serpent's been lazy and we've both been suffering severe writer's block on this story. We are both working on other stories and have been pretty busy with school (Which Lindsey's failing) So sorry!
Lindsey/S. Serpent: I AM NOT LAZY! I just lack motivation. ^_^! And I'm not failing.that bad..hehehe. Plus I have writer's block which is why I'm not going to post anymore stories till they're almost done.
Angie: Yeah we'll see how long that lasts!
Lindsey: Bite me Bitch!
Angie: *Bites Lindsey*
Lindsey: OUCH! I didn't mean literally. Ow *nurses bleeding arm*
Angie: *giggles evilly*
Lindsey: Stupid Bitch *bites her back*
Angie: Slut!
** Major cat fight breaks out **
Chapter 4: And So It Begins
Draco pulled Hermione back into the tub and kissed her softly on the lips. To his surprise she didn't pull away. He rolled his tongue over her bottom lip begging for entrance. She responded willingly but when Draco's hand moved to her breast she snapped back to her senses.
"Draco I can't do this with you. You're drunk."
"Actually I'm thinking quite clearly. You see I cast a sobering charm on myself after I saw you. You know while you were picking up "bob" over there." He said with a smile.
"You willingly kissed a mudblood?"
"No I kissed Hermione Granger the smartest witch in over 50 years."
Hermione blushed a deep pink.
"I have to go Draco."
"Meet me here tomorrow?" he asked.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world." She said and winked walking out of the bathroom.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Draco was happier than he had been in a long time. Not only was she calling him Draco she was meeting him in the bathroom again tomorrow night. Draco was praising the almighty Merlin that pretending to be drunk after he cast the sobering charm had worked.
Draco was passing a broom closet when he heard moaning. He pulled open the door and yelped like a 5 year old school girl.
Crabbe and Goyle were making out and worse Goyle was dressed like a girl.
"Oh. My. God." Draco said.
"Draco we can explain. You see."
"Yeah I see. I see you two swapping spit, playing tonsil hockey, fucking tonguing each other, snogging for crying out loud. Jesus H. Christ on a cracker I shared a freaking bed with you two at wizard camp! Oh my Merlin I'm going have nightmares forever. That image is unfortunately scarred onto my retina."
Draco ran back to the dorms. Crabbe and Goyle were following him. He turned on his heel.
"You two are NOT coming in the room tonight with me in there!" Draco said almost in hysterics.
"But Draco you're more than welcome to join us." Crabbe said.
Draco almost puked. That was just wrong and many different levels.
"I'll pass."
"Why are you all wet?" Goyle asked eyeing him up and down. (Well Draco is a sex god.Mmmmm Tom Felton...Draco Malfoy...Yummy)
Draco had forgotten to dry himself off before he left the bathroom.
"He got laid." Crabbe said jealous of the lucky person.
"No I fell in love." He said.
"Looks like you fell into water to me." Goyle responded still eyeing him hungrily with a growing bulge in his pants.
Draco rolled his eyes, and saw Goyle's uh other wand and ran into the dorm room and cast a very strong locking spell on the door. A few seconds later Draco heard a shriek and a crash. The locking spell was an electric one and it cursed whoever was affected by it to become the opposite sex for a day.
He stopped worrying about Crabbe and Goyle getting into the room and raping him.for now, and thought about Hermione. The funny thing was he wasn't just attracted to her looks, he enjoyed her company and she challenged him like no other girl did, and he loved that in a woman. He couldn't wait to see her tomorrow.
~~~Astronomy Tower~~~
"Ginny this is great!" Harry said swinging her around. "I'm going to be a dad."
"Harry put me down." Ginny said grouchily. "How are we going to tell my parents and Ron, and what about my job? I can't strip if I'm fat dammit!"
"Well you'll obviously have to quit, and we can get married before the baby comes!" Harry said rubbing his hand over her slightly bulging stomach.
"Yeah but I'm already showing and I'm only 3 moths along dammit." Ginny grumbled.
"Well we'll charm it to where you don't look pregnant ok sweetie?" he said leaning in to kiss her.
"Don't do that!" Ginny said pushing him away. "How do you think I got this way?"
"Well I'd rather show you." Harry said smirking at her.
"Oh shut up Potter." She said with a little grin. She got up and headed down the stairs. "We'll charm my stomach so only you and me can tell I'm pregnant and go from there."
"Okay love."
"Now I thought you wanted to show me how I got this way."
Harry took off after Ginny who had just bolted down the stairs.
~~~Next Morning At Breakfast~~~
"Can you two stop snogging long enough to pass the syrup." Ron said looking disgusted at Harry and Ginny. The sight almost killed his appetite.almost.
"Sure." Harry said and passed the syrup to Ron then shoved his tongue back down Ginny's throat.
"What? Do they not need food?" Lavender said dumbfounded. "You'd think they'd need to refuel after a couple of hours."
"Yeah we all need food." Ron said biting into a waffle.
"Oh yeah! Mmmmm." Lavender said savoring the taste of a fresh lemon pastry.
"My kind of woman! You're not afraid to eat!"
"Shit I'd die before I'd starve myself. A girl's gotta have food, especially meat. Where's the sausage?" she asked.
Ron was about to make a smart ass comment along the lines of "I've got your sausage right here." But was cut off by Hermione plopping her bag down in the seat across from him looking extremely happy.
"Hey guys. What's up?" she said.
"Nuffing 'uch." Lavender said with her mouth full.
"Yeah just discussing diets. What's your point of view on the whole thing 'Mione." Ron said.
Hermione was about to answer when she heard a voice behind her.
"She doesn't need it." Draco said coming up to her and snaking an arm around her waist.
"Do you babe?"
Harry and Ginny stopped snogging and turned around shocked. Ron started to choke on his pumpkin juice and lavender and bacon and eggs dropping from her mouth.
"No I don't. I know how to take care of myself and still enjoy the pleasures of food." Hermione said.
"And also the pleasures of Draco." He said referring to himself in the third person.
"What. The. Fuck. Is. Going on here?" Harry asked.
"Guys Draco's my boyfriend." Hermione said looking at him.
He saw her wink and raised an eyebrow but decided to play along. As much as he wanted to shag her and have her as his girlfriend they still barely knew each other.
"Yup, I'm her bitch." He said inwardly laughing at Potter's face.
"No, you're my bitch Drakie!" Pansy said coming up to them.
"Correction. He was your bitch but he's min now. So back off Parkinslut." Hermione sneered.
Draco was watching as the two girls fought over him. This was interesting.
Pansy slapped Hermione and Draco Hexed pansy's double d boobs to nothing.
Ginny got up and started to help Hermione along with Lavender. Pansy tripped Lavender and Ginny punched her in the face. Pansy smacked her back. Harry had to hold Ginny back. Ron was confronting Draco while Lavender an Hermione beat the shit out of Pansy.
"STOP THIS" shouted McGonagall. "DETENION ALL OF YOU! AND WILL SOMEONE ESCORT MISS PARKINSON TO THE HOSPITAL WING!"
The group looked at each other and just smirked. It was time for another game of truth or dare.
Draco didn't care. Him and Hermione would still get to see each other and play truth or dare.
They all made their way to the trophy room yet again. Within two hours they were done.
"You guys know the drill. Get into the circle and let's play." Hermione said.
She sat next to Draco, Harry next to her by Ginny and Ron next to her by Lavender.
"Ginny truth or dare?" Draco asked.
"Truth."
"Ok Weasley I know your part time job and I saw you and Harry getting a bit freaky at the Wizard's Wand. Are you and Potter screwing and are you pregnant?"
Ginny paled instantly.
"I work as a part time stripper at the Wizard's Wand." Hermione, Lavender and Ron were looking confused. "And yes Harry and I have had sex and I'm 3 months pregnant."
"Ron lunged at Harry.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY BABY SISTER!"
"RON STOP IT NOW!" Ginny yelled. Ron pulled away from Harry.
"He loves me and he won't leave me. He's already proposed!"
"He still got you knocked up!"
"Anyway, Hermione truth or dare?"
"Dare."
~~~TBC~~~
Angie: *has black eye and busted lip* Okay we're done now! ^_^
Lindsey: *has bloody nose and scratches on face* yeah just had to release some anger. But we're still bestest friends.unfortunately.
Angie: Shit! Well we hope you enjoyed this chapter of our wonderful story! Hopefully it wasn't too horrible.
Lindsey: *Sings* Sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue! Sweet home Alabama lord I'm comin' home to you! LOL sorry. I'll be ok.
Angie: HA! Right in what lifetime.
Lindsey: Ignore the bitch (Angie)
Both: Ok we're gonna leave this little cliffy and update soon we promise!!!! If I (S. Serpent) don't get grounded for my bad grades but we are finally getting over our writer's block and if I get grounded I won't have anything to do but to write! Please review and we hope you aren't too mad about the long wait. We'll try to update more frequently plus summer vacation is coming up so we'll have plenty of free time!
So until next time may your day be filled with mayhem, chaos, Harry Potter, and a Great Shag! ^_~!
Angie: LINDSEY! DON'T WRITE THAT!
Lindsey: WHAT!? Everyone deserves a great shag!
Angie: I swear child you worry me.
Lindsey: CHILD!? Girl I'm older than you are!
Angie: shit maybe technically by two weeks but maturity wise you are 5!
Lindsey: if my maturity level was at age 5 I wouldn't know what the hell shag meant!
Angie: Don't make me hurt you.
Lindsey: Oh, bite my ass krispy cream! NOT LITERALLY!
Angie: Fuck I ain't gonna bite your ass!
Lindsey: good I'd have to get a rabies shot then.
Angie: ok that's it bitch!
Lindsey: *starts to run*
*** Another cat fight breaks out ***
~Silver Serpent~
&
~Crimson Lioness~
* We have issues we know. We'll be okay someday though! *