"The Feminem show"
By Cyber-Shady
Her Yami: Can I have your attention please? Can I have your attention please? Would the real Cyber-Shady please stand up?
(No respond)
Her Yami: I repeat, would the real Cyber-Shady please stand up?
(No respond)
Her Yami: We're going to have a problem here!
(A while later)
Cyber-Shady: *yawn* Hello again my friends, I'm back again. Today I decided to do my bit on Eminem. This is my parody on Eminem's song "Stan" with a bit of Beyblade, I call it "The Feminem Show". (Disclaimer) I don't own Eminem's song "Stan", The Eminem show CD, Beyblade and the intro by Eminem, above, I only own my characters Lara, Matthew and Jen, I'm sorry for all the people with those names for my lack of creativity (Read it and you'll know what I mean).
Note: ~Song chorus~
Rated PG13, for violence and coarse language.
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~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(Lara)
Dear Kai, I wrote to you and you still not calling. I left my net, and my home-phone at the bottom. I've sent two letters at autumn; you must already get them. There's probably a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribbled the address too sloppy, when I wrote them. But anyway, what's been up, man? How's your Dranzer? My birthdays coming up soon! I'm about to get a Dranzer! If I have a Dranzer, guess what I'm going to call her? I'm going to name her Dranzie!I read about your Grandfather too, I'm sorry. I had a friend who killed himself, 'cause his Grandfather didn't want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I got heaps of your pictures with a bunch of scam. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man. I've got that poster of you and the Beyshark too, that picture is mad! Anyways I hope you get this, man. Hit me back just to chat. Truly your, your biggest lover, this is Lara.
~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall. It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(2 months later, Lara)
Dear Kai, you still not call or wrote, I hope you got a chance. I'm not mad, I just think it's fucked up that you don't answer fan. If you don't want to talk to me outside the stadium, you don't have to. But you could just sign an autograph for Matthew, that's my little brother, man. He's only six years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours, and you just said 'no'. That's pretty stupid man you're like his biggest idol. He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you, more than I do. I'm not that mad I just don't like being lie to. Remember when we met in Roma, you said if I write to you, you'll write back. But you don't, as a result I lied unconscious in the coma. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it'll bleed. It was such as adrenaline, the pain is sudden rush for me. You see I think all you did is amazing, and I respect it because you've done it. All my friends are jealous 'cause I blab about you 24'7. But they don't know you like I know you, Kai. No one does. They don't what it was like for people like you growing up. You got to call me, man I'll the biggest crush, you will ever lose. Sincerely yours, Lara. PS- We should be together too.
~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all. Even if I could it will all be grey, but your picture on my wall. It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(4 months later, Lara)
Dear Mr I'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-to-fan, these will be the last package I'll ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no words, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last 2 letters, I wrote the address on it perfect. So this is the cassette I'm sending you, I hope you'll hear it. I'm in the car right now I'm doing 90 on the freeway. Kai, you now that song by Eminem, where there's a kid fall over the bridge and the next day they found his body dead in the ocean. Well it's kind of like that, you could just call me and rescued me. But it's now too late I'm in my car all drowsy and drunk, when all I want is a lousy letter or a call. I hope you'll regret it when I put down all your posters on my wall. I love you Kai, we could have been together, you're ruined it now. I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! I hope you've conscience eat at you and you can't breath without me! See Kai, Shut up Bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey Kai that's my friend Jen screaming in the trunk, but I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up, see I'm not like you. Because if she suffocate, she could suffer more she could die too. Well got to run I almost at the bridge now. Shit! I forgot, how am I suppose to send this shit out?!
(The car fall over the bridge, creating a massive explosion!)
(3 days later, Kai)
Dear Lara, I meant to write to you sooner, but I just been busy. You said your birthday coming up, how far away it is? Look, I really flattered you call your Dranzer that. And o, here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote them in the Nike cap. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the stadium, I must be missed you. Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you. And what's with you saying you like to cut your wrist too, I said that's too much, Dogg, c'mon how bad your life is. You got some issue, man I think you need some counselling, to help you bouncing off the wall when you get down some. And what's with this crap about us meant to be together? That crazy stuff will make me not want us to meet each other. Anyway, I hope you get to read this letter, just hoping it reach you on time before you hurt yourself. I think you be doing fine if you relax a little. I'm glad you're my inspired fan. But why are you so mad, try to understand that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff. I've seen this one on the news, a few weeks ago that makes me sick. Some girl was drunk and drove a car over a bridge and had another girl tied on the trunk, believe me it's a bunch of freak! And in the car they found a tape, but it doesn't say who it was to, came to think about it that girl is....it was you, damn!
*End*
And there you have it folks (Cyber), had come to wrote the story Back with her naughty Yami, who never shut her mouth unless she got scarred by a dummie (Cyber) 'cause Cyber and Yami are here to stay and never go away until they dying gay Until they old and grey So 'till then friends, same weird rap, same weird author Goodbye everyone, thank you for reading, please reviewing This your author for the evening, Cyber-Shady ^_^
PS- That was a parody of Eminem's song "Business" , which I don't own either.
Her Yami: Can I have your attention please? Can I have your attention please? Would the real Cyber-Shady please stand up?
(No respond)
Her Yami: I repeat, would the real Cyber-Shady please stand up?
(No respond)
Her Yami: We're going to have a problem here!
(A while later)
Cyber-Shady: *yawn* Hello again my friends, I'm back again. Today I decided to do my bit on Eminem. This is my parody on Eminem's song "Stan" with a bit of Beyblade, I call it "The Feminem Show". (Disclaimer) I don't own Eminem's song "Stan", The Eminem show CD, Beyblade and the intro by Eminem, above, I only own my characters Lara, Matthew and Jen, I'm sorry for all the people with those names for my lack of creativity (Read it and you'll know what I mean).
Note: ~Song chorus~
Rated PG13, for violence and coarse language.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(Lara)
Dear Kai, I wrote to you and you still not calling. I left my net, and my home-phone at the bottom. I've sent two letters at autumn; you must already get them. There's probably a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribbled the address too sloppy, when I wrote them. But anyway, what's been up, man? How's your Dranzer? My birthdays coming up soon! I'm about to get a Dranzer! If I have a Dranzer, guess what I'm going to call her? I'm going to name her Dranzie!I read about your Grandfather too, I'm sorry. I had a friend who killed himself, 'cause his Grandfather didn't want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I got heaps of your pictures with a bunch of scam. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man. I've got that poster of you and the Beyshark too, that picture is mad! Anyways I hope you get this, man. Hit me back just to chat. Truly your, your biggest lover, this is Lara.
~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall. It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(2 months later, Lara)
Dear Kai, you still not call or wrote, I hope you got a chance. I'm not mad, I just think it's fucked up that you don't answer fan. If you don't want to talk to me outside the stadium, you don't have to. But you could just sign an autograph for Matthew, that's my little brother, man. He's only six years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours, and you just said 'no'. That's pretty stupid man you're like his biggest idol. He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you, more than I do. I'm not that mad I just don't like being lie to. Remember when we met in Roma, you said if I write to you, you'll write back. But you don't, as a result I lied unconscious in the coma. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it'll bleed. It was such as adrenaline, the pain is sudden rush for me. You see I think all you did is amazing, and I respect it because you've done it. All my friends are jealous 'cause I blab about you 24'7. But they don't know you like I know you, Kai. No one does. They don't what it was like for people like you growing up. You got to call me, man I'll the biggest crush, you will ever lose. Sincerely yours, Lara. PS- We should be together too.
~My tea gone cold I wandering why, I got out of the bed at all. The morning cloud up my window, but I can't see at all. Even if I could it will all be grey, but your picture on my wall. It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad~
(4 months later, Lara)
Dear Mr I'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-to-fan, these will be the last package I'll ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no words, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last 2 letters, I wrote the address on it perfect. So this is the cassette I'm sending you, I hope you'll hear it. I'm in the car right now I'm doing 90 on the freeway. Kai, you now that song by Eminem, where there's a kid fall over the bridge and the next day they found his body dead in the ocean. Well it's kind of like that, you could just call me and rescued me. But it's now too late I'm in my car all drowsy and drunk, when all I want is a lousy letter or a call. I hope you'll regret it when I put down all your posters on my wall. I love you Kai, we could have been together, you're ruined it now. I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! I hope you've conscience eat at you and you can't breath without me! See Kai, Shut up Bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey Kai that's my friend Jen screaming in the trunk, but I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up, see I'm not like you. Because if she suffocate, she could suffer more she could die too. Well got to run I almost at the bridge now. Shit! I forgot, how am I suppose to send this shit out?!
(The car fall over the bridge, creating a massive explosion!)
(3 days later, Kai)
Dear Lara, I meant to write to you sooner, but I just been busy. You said your birthday coming up, how far away it is? Look, I really flattered you call your Dranzer that. And o, here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote them in the Nike cap. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the stadium, I must be missed you. Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you. And what's with you saying you like to cut your wrist too, I said that's too much, Dogg, c'mon how bad your life is. You got some issue, man I think you need some counselling, to help you bouncing off the wall when you get down some. And what's with this crap about us meant to be together? That crazy stuff will make me not want us to meet each other. Anyway, I hope you get to read this letter, just hoping it reach you on time before you hurt yourself. I think you be doing fine if you relax a little. I'm glad you're my inspired fan. But why are you so mad, try to understand that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff. I've seen this one on the news, a few weeks ago that makes me sick. Some girl was drunk and drove a car over a bridge and had another girl tied on the trunk, believe me it's a bunch of freak! And in the car they found a tape, but it doesn't say who it was to, came to think about it that girl is....it was you, damn!
*End*
And there you have it folks (Cyber), had come to wrote the story Back with her naughty Yami, who never shut her mouth unless she got scarred by a dummie (Cyber) 'cause Cyber and Yami are here to stay and never go away until they dying gay Until they old and grey So 'till then friends, same weird rap, same weird author Goodbye everyone, thank you for reading, please reviewing This your author for the evening, Cyber-Shady ^_^
PS- That was a parody of Eminem's song "Business" , which I don't own either.