Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, or the song Nuttin' for Christmas.

Marik and Bakura sing their version of Nuttin' for Christmas. I apologize for character bashings, even my favorites get tormented, so don't flame me for that. Now, onto the song.

Marik- I broke my rod on Yami's head; somebody snitched on me. (Marik smashes rod on Yami's head, who is now knocked out.)

Bakura- I put a bomb in Téa's bed; somebody snitched on me. (Explosion happens in the backround.)

Marik- I pushed Yugi in the dirt; (Shoves Yugi off cliff onto mound of dirt below.)

Bakura-I bleached Mai's purple skirt; (Throws can of bleach at Mai, she screams as some lands in her eyes.)

Marik- I stabbed Tristan, now he's hurt; (Tristan hangs on a wall with about 10 knives protruding out of him.)

Both-Somebody snitched on me. Oh, we're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas. The entire cast is mad. We're getting nuttin' for Christmas. 'Cause we've ain't been nuttin' but bad.

Marik-I put a tack on Seto's chair, somebody snitched on me. (Seto wails in the backround.)

Bakura-I tied a knot in Mokuba's hair, somebody snitched on me. (Mokuba's hair looks like the Gordian knot, he tires cutting through with a knife. )

Marik-I filled Pegasus' wine with ants; (Pegasus gagging in the backround.)

Bakura- I burned all the forest plants; (Sets forest ablaze with flamethrower.)

Marik- I kicked Joey in the pants; (Nearly breaks his foot kicking Joey, who lands a good distance away.)

Both-somebody snitched on me. So, We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas. The entire cast is mad. We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, 'Cause we've ain't been nuttin' but bad.

Marik- I won't be seeing Santa Claus; (Shoves needles into Santa doll.)

Both- Somebody snitched on me.

Bakura- He won't come visit me because (Throws Santa doll in acid pool.)

Both- Somebody snitched on me.

Marik- Being bad is so much fun; (Atomic explosions occur in the backround.)

Bakura- It's fun to prank on everyone, (Throws grenade out the window.)

Both-Wait our fun has just begun; Somebody snitched on me.

Marik- All our jokes are fun to do, (Hugs machine gun.)

Bakura- You can come and join us too, (Strokes daggers.)

Both- But, we're getting' nuttin' for Christmas.

Okay, right a review I guess. Again, I apologize for the character bashings, but I just had to write it!!