The night Yugi went Crazy
By Rain and Max
Down in the gameshop all the dulest's were makin' cards
For the good amount of change and a very high charge.
When Yugi busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his spikes to his shoes he was covered with ammo
Like a little short drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Believe in the heart of the cards - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the gameshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Joey and Tristin
And he tied up the dulest's and he held his friends hostage
And he ground up poor Kaiba into Kaiba sausage
He got Grandpa and Mokuba with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Duke just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Mai
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Domino
Without steppin' in Joey's guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Domino News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Yugi, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a friendly guy
Yes, Rebecca, now Yugi's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Yami's in therapy and Peggy's still nervous
And the Dulest's all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Tea, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Yugi went crazy
The night the little guy flipped
Got his cards stolen by some dulest's
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
A/n Ok well here is a new parody! Yay go us! Ok well please read and review oh and we do not own the song "The night Santa went crazy" that is owned and written by Weird Al you should listen to it sometime ( also go check out our other song parody "Yugi's Grandpa" or the best story ever "The real secret lives of the Yu-gi-oh cast caught on tape" Thanks again for reading!
By Rain and Max
Down in the gameshop all the dulest's were makin' cards
For the good amount of change and a very high charge.
When Yugi busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his spikes to his shoes he was covered with ammo
Like a little short drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Believe in the heart of the cards - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the gameshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Joey and Tristin
And he tied up the dulest's and he held his friends hostage
And he ground up poor Kaiba into Kaiba sausage
He got Grandpa and Mokuba with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Duke just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Mai
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Domino
Without steppin' in Joey's guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Domino News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Yugi, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a friendly guy
Yes, Rebecca, now Yugi's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Yami's in therapy and Peggy's still nervous
And the Dulest's all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Tea, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Yugi went crazy
The night the little guy flipped
Got his cards stolen by some dulest's
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Yugi went crazy
The night Yugi went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
A/n Ok well here is a new parody! Yay go us! Ok well please read and review oh and we do not own the song "The night Santa went crazy" that is owned and written by Weird Al you should listen to it sometime ( also go check out our other song parody "Yugi's Grandpa" or the best story ever "The real secret lives of the Yu-gi-oh cast caught on tape" Thanks again for reading!