Final Fantasy X Gone Wrong: SIDE QUEST SERIES!
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Disclaimer: Vicky and I own NOTHING….except maybe these funky ideas! ^-^
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Tidus goes Chocobo Racing: Part one: "Why meeee?!?" (this is my first chapter, so be nice!!!)
Tidus walks into calm lands, trips, falls face down into dirt.
Tidus: OOoowie….*sniff*
[A large chicken runs over his head]
Tidus: HEY WATCH IT!!!! *sniff*…ack….allergies.
Big Chicken: HAHA
Tidus: [growls] shaddup chicken
Big Chicken: im not a chicken
Tidus: yes you are
Big Chicken: no im not
[others walk in…(yuna, freako hair dude, etc)]
Wakka: Watchhaaa got there bruddaa?!
Rikku: I'm hungry
Yuna: oooooh….grraaaaasssssss
Auron: I can't find my sleeve! [crys]
Big Chicken: hey I thought we were talking about me.
Kimahri: This place big. Kimahri wanna run.
Lulu: why?
Kimahri: Kimahri don't know.
Tidus: Hey guys, help me cook da big chicken.
Rikku: WEEEEE!!! KFC TIME!
Big Chicken: AAAAH. You can't kill me. My bro's here to protect me.
[Tiny chicken appears out of nowhere on big chicken's back and dive bombs the group]
Tidus: my……head……..dizzzy……………
Lulu: you had a head?
Yuna: of course! He's da one that looked like a girl, remember?
Everyone: OH YEAAH!
Tidus: ^_____^ oh wait………….HEY! I may look like a girl, but I have the heart of a WOMAN!
Everyone: O_o
[Mean while, big chicken and little chicken scamper away in the distance]
Rikku: [whispering] I thought looking like a girl was a BAD thing…
Yuna: its OK, he got hit on da head when he was little.
Everyone:OOOOooooohhhhh…..
Tidus: [eyes get big] AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CH-CHI-
CHICKEN!!!!!!
[everyone runs after the chickens\
Lady: Halt
Yuna: wat?
Auron: You. Away.
Tidus: Why are you riding on MY chicken?!?
Lady:………… -_-'
Lulu: Who are you?
Lady: Im a random person from a random corner of this random field to teach you a
very random thing.
Wakka: Are you married?
Rikku: your hair looks so..so…….
Kimahri: Kimahri is confused
Lulu: Have you ever been NOT confused before?
Tidus: my……chicken………
Wakka: How old are you?
Yuna: Who makes your clothes?
Wakka: Are you single?
[Lulu sighs and shakes her head]
Yuna: Why aren't you answering our questions?
Lady: It's not in my job description.
Tidus: myyyy…..chi-chicKeN…! *hic*
Lady: My job is to make [uses psychic powers] Tidus ride this chicken across my
lawn.
Tidus: woooow…..u know my name?
Lady: [winks] little girl, I know ALL your names! Mwahahahaha*ahem*
Tidus: I'm not a girl…..[crys]
Auron: crybaby
Tidus: SUPER CHICKEN ATTACK!!!
Auron:…………….
Kimahri: Kimahri no see no chicken..
Tidus: ……………….. -_-
Everyone: HAHAHRRHARHAR
Tidus: I want my mommyy….WAAAH.
LADY: ARGHH!!
Everyone(including Tidus): O_O
Lady: Hurry up and get on the chicken…er…I mean chocobo so I can go regel my hair again.
Tidus: Does it HAVE to be me?
Lady: Yes.
Tidus: But I don wannna…….
Lady: You have to because the others will disappear.
Tidus: Why do you guys disappear?
Everyone: O_o
Lulu: Beats me…
Yuna: We do?!?
Auron: Why don't u go ask squaresoft? They made us.
Wakka: YA YA YA!!!
Tidus: Fine…..I'll get on.
Lady: [grins]
[Tidus trys to climb on but falls down head first]
Tidus: Owwie.
Lady: You said that already at the start of this chapter
Tidus: how did you know?
Lady: I know everything, girl.
Tidus: fine.
[Tidus trys again to get on. And ….gets on]
Lady: [secretly] MWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Ack…. Cough cough…hack……………
Chocobo: KWWEEEEHH?!?!?!??!!? KWEH KEH KWWWHI! (translation: this freak had better
not spear me with his hair!!!)
Tidus: Don't worry. The gel's flexible.
Lady: Alright! Let's go!
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Disclaimer: Vicky and I own NOTHING….except maybe these funky ideas! ^-^
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Tidus goes Chocobo Racing: Part one: "Why meeee?!?" (this is my first chapter, so be nice!!!)
Tidus walks into calm lands, trips, falls face down into dirt.
Tidus: OOoowie….*sniff*
[A large chicken runs over his head]
Tidus: HEY WATCH IT!!!! *sniff*…ack….allergies.
Big Chicken: HAHA
Tidus: [growls] shaddup chicken
Big Chicken: im not a chicken
Tidus: yes you are
Big Chicken: no im not
[others walk in…(yuna, freako hair dude, etc)]
Wakka: Watchhaaa got there bruddaa?!
Rikku: I'm hungry
Yuna: oooooh….grraaaaasssssss
Auron: I can't find my sleeve! [crys]
Big Chicken: hey I thought we were talking about me.
Kimahri: This place big. Kimahri wanna run.
Lulu: why?
Kimahri: Kimahri don't know.
Tidus: Hey guys, help me cook da big chicken.
Rikku: WEEEEE!!! KFC TIME!
Big Chicken: AAAAH. You can't kill me. My bro's here to protect me.
[Tiny chicken appears out of nowhere on big chicken's back and dive bombs the group]
Tidus: my……head……..dizzzy……………
Lulu: you had a head?
Yuna: of course! He's da one that looked like a girl, remember?
Everyone: OH YEAAH!
Tidus: ^_____^ oh wait………….HEY! I may look like a girl, but I have the heart of a WOMAN!
Everyone: O_o
[Mean while, big chicken and little chicken scamper away in the distance]
Rikku: [whispering] I thought looking like a girl was a BAD thing…
Yuna: its OK, he got hit on da head when he was little.
Everyone:OOOOooooohhhhh…..
Tidus: [eyes get big] AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CH-CHI-
CHICKEN!!!!!!
[everyone runs after the chickens\
Lady: Halt
Yuna: wat?
Auron: You. Away.
Tidus: Why are you riding on MY chicken?!?
Lady:………… -_-'
Lulu: Who are you?
Lady: Im a random person from a random corner of this random field to teach you a
very random thing.
Wakka: Are you married?
Rikku: your hair looks so..so…….
Kimahri: Kimahri is confused
Lulu: Have you ever been NOT confused before?
Tidus: my……chicken………
Wakka: How old are you?
Yuna: Who makes your clothes?
Wakka: Are you single?
[Lulu sighs and shakes her head]
Yuna: Why aren't you answering our questions?
Lady: It's not in my job description.
Tidus: myyyy…..chi-chicKeN…! *hic*
Lady: My job is to make [uses psychic powers] Tidus ride this chicken across my
lawn.
Tidus: woooow…..u know my name?
Lady: [winks] little girl, I know ALL your names! Mwahahahaha*ahem*
Tidus: I'm not a girl…..[crys]
Auron: crybaby
Tidus: SUPER CHICKEN ATTACK!!!
Auron:…………….
Kimahri: Kimahri no see no chicken..
Tidus: ……………….. -_-
Everyone: HAHAHRRHARHAR
Tidus: I want my mommyy….WAAAH.
LADY: ARGHH!!
Everyone(including Tidus): O_O
Lady: Hurry up and get on the chicken…er…I mean chocobo so I can go regel my hair again.
Tidus: Does it HAVE to be me?
Lady: Yes.
Tidus: But I don wannna…….
Lady: You have to because the others will disappear.
Tidus: Why do you guys disappear?
Everyone: O_o
Lulu: Beats me…
Yuna: We do?!?
Auron: Why don't u go ask squaresoft? They made us.
Wakka: YA YA YA!!!
Tidus: Fine…..I'll get on.
Lady: [grins]
[Tidus trys to climb on but falls down head first]
Tidus: Owwie.
Lady: You said that already at the start of this chapter
Tidus: how did you know?
Lady: I know everything, girl.
Tidus: fine.
[Tidus trys again to get on. And ….gets on]
Lady: [secretly] MWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Ack…. Cough cough…hack……………
Chocobo: KWWEEEEHH?!?!?!??!!? KWEH KEH KWWWHI! (translation: this freak had better
not spear me with his hair!!!)
Tidus: Don't worry. The gel's flexible.
Lady: Alright! Let's go!