Final Fantasy X Gone Wrong: SIDE QUEST SERIES!
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Disclaimer: blah blah…the usual. Square rules all.
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okay…the last chapter was short…and maybe alittle weird but I'll try to make this one better! hahahahahahahah hak cof oiiii...oh and THANKS for da REVIEWS!! they make me and vicky so haaapppy. meaning we'll write more and more...! I'll have da chocobo chaps finished in a few days. Vicky'll upload da Celestial weapons..:)
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Tidus goes Chocobo Racing: Part Two: Tidus has troubles
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[The wackos decide to poof and let Tidus ride]
Yuna: Are we supposed to disappear now?
Auron: Yeah, I think so.
Wakka: [thinks….] er…YA.
Everyone: *POOF!!!*[Everyone vanishes into thin air, Tidus hears rikku cackle in the distance]
Tidus:[sweat drops] I feel……so alone.
Lady: You are alone, now lets get this started.
Tidus: Get wat started?
Lady: YOUR TRAINING!!
Tidus: Oh……………[deep thought for two hours] OH. DAT training!
Lady: DUH.
Lady: Okay, now when I say go, This chocobo will start running in all different
directions in an attempt to escape your horrible BO (BO=Body Odor).
Tidus: [mumbles to self] I coulda sworn I took a shower last night.
Lady: No you didn't. In fact, you havn't changed your clothes since the start of this stupid game.
Tidus: OH YEAH! Yeah yeah yeah……hahah.
Lady: oh… some one save me.
Big Chicken: Hey I'm getting a little bored over here.
Tidus: Shuddup chicken
Big Chicken: [sticks tongue out at Tidus]
Lady: Okay, you know wat your supposed to do, right?
Tidus: Yeah, I thi---[Lady slaps chocobo's butt]—AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [Starts playing a 60's rock song]
Chocobo: [thinks to his birdly self] this guys stinks! I think I'll run awa---ACK---*choke*--eiiiiaahh
Tidus: HAAHAA!!! YOUR NOT GOIN ANYWHERE, BIRDY!!![throws head back and goes hysteric]
[Tidus catches a glimpse of Yuna doing the Chicken wiggle in the distance]
Tidus: Wat DA…[faints]
50.3 hours later....
Tidus:[slapped in face] uuugghh.
Lady: How dare you fall asleep dat long?!? [punches Tidus]
Tidus: Where....am I?
Lady: Your on my front lawn...which is about 50 miles long and with WAY too many tree roots... but anyways!
Tidus: Oh.
Lady: yeah.
PizzaMan: [knocks on cave wall]Who ordered da extra Cheesy?!!
Tidus: [thinks to self]Where did the cave come from??
PizzaMan: Hello?
Lady: Oh MEE!
Tidus: wat..Oh! Sweet! We're gonna get pizza?
Lady: Nope, only me.
Tidus: Darn
Anima: You know, I could go for some cheese.
Tidus: AAAHHH! where did you pop out from?!?
Yuna: Oh...sorry, I kinda fell asleep
Tidus: X_X
Big Chicken:[asks PizzaMan] do you have any worm flavored ones?
PizzaMan:NOPE!
Big Chicken: Dope
PizzaMan: TOO BAD! HAHAHAAH..!!!
Tidus: hey by the way, how did I do on da training?
Lady: You knocked the chocobo out.
Tidus: So did I pass?
Lady: no
Tidus:WEEEEE!!! YAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Hey hey, she said you DIDN'T pass, ya?
Tidus: WWEEEE.....oh. Dope.
Lady: But oh well, dats okay.
Tidus: yay!
Lady: Next you get to dodge these weirdo flying balls that fly outta no where!
[Weirdo ball: hey! Who are ya callin WEIRD?!?]
Tidus: But won't I get hit?
Lady: Of Course!!!
Tidus: SCORE!!!
Tidus:[happily climbs onto big chocobo] LETS GET THIS PARTI STARTED!
Lady: [whispers to self] what a moron....
Chocobo:[starts runnin ]
Tidus: hey, I don't see any ba--[WHACK!]--lls--[SMACK!], ..oh there we gooo! [TUNK!]
Lady: YOU IDIOTIC PIECE OF @$#@*^!!! dodge it!
Wakka: wahhahaha! oh, dis trainin is makin me cry, ya?
Rikku: I bet my lollipop that Tidus dies!
Yuna: [yells at Tidus] IF YOU DIE, CAN I GET ALL YOUR HAIR GEL? I'M KINDA RUNNIN LOW!
Auron:[sighs] Man, you people, don't you know wat da most important thing is right now? [shakes head]
Kimahri: NO. Kimahri stupid. Kimahri don't know anything.
Yuna: Oh I know! Pick me! Pick meee!
Lulu: Is it Tidus's well being?
Auron: No
Yuna! It's the hair gel!
Auron: No
Rikku: ....my lollipop!
Auron: No
Wakka: Awwman. It's da choco-boo thing, right?
Auron: No
Everyone but Tidus and Auron: O_o
Auron: Gosh!! you guys are CLUELESS! MY SLEEVE!!! I STILL CAN'T FIND MY SLEEVE!!
Rikku:[walks closer...] Auron, wat's dat flappy thingamabobber under ur arm?
Auron:[looks under arm].............................my sleeve.
Everyone: X_x
Wakka: Oh My YEVON! Legendary Guardian's are stupid too! Ya???
Yuna: [giggles stupidly]
[Meanwhile Tidus.......]
Tidus: Hey wat are you gu--[BONK]--ys talkin abo-[whiizzz..THUNK!]-ut over there?!?
WAKKA: AURON FOUND HIS SLEEVE!
Auron: YAAAY! AREN'T YOU SOO PROUD OF MEEEE?
Tidus: Woww--[wONNK!]--!!! That's GRE--[DOINK!!]--AT!!!
Rikku:[whispers] that's gotta hurt.
Yuna: he. he. he.
Kimahri: [grumble...mumble....bumble(?)....]
[Chocobo trips over treeroot and sends Tidus flying!]
Tidus: WEEEEEEEEEIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SPLAT!]
Lady: oh yeah, yeah, there's a root there..
Everyone: O_O
Wakka: But he still crossed da finish line, ya?
Lady: yepyep!
Yuna: HOORAH!
Lady: YEPYEP!
Auron: And we get pizza again!
Kimahri: Kimahri stomach hurt. CRAmPPp!!!
Everyone: ooooooooohhh...aaaaah....ouchies.
Tidus:[head stuck in ground] er...a little help here?
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Hehehe. dis chap seemed a lot longer than da last one. yay! next one will be crazier. lady and tidus compete against each other in FINAL SHOWDOWN!! (makes peace sign) please review!!! thanx bunches again.
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Disclaimer: blah blah…the usual. Square rules all.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
okay…the last chapter was short…and maybe alittle weird but I'll try to make this one better! hahahahahahahah hak cof oiiii...oh and THANKS for da REVIEWS!! they make me and vicky so haaapppy. meaning we'll write more and more...! I'll have da chocobo chaps finished in a few days. Vicky'll upload da Celestial weapons..:)
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Tidus goes Chocobo Racing: Part Two: Tidus has troubles
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[The wackos decide to poof and let Tidus ride]
Yuna: Are we supposed to disappear now?
Auron: Yeah, I think so.
Wakka: [thinks….] er…YA.
Everyone: *POOF!!!*[Everyone vanishes into thin air, Tidus hears rikku cackle in the distance]
Tidus:[sweat drops] I feel……so alone.
Lady: You are alone, now lets get this started.
Tidus: Get wat started?
Lady: YOUR TRAINING!!
Tidus: Oh……………[deep thought for two hours] OH. DAT training!
Lady: DUH.
Lady: Okay, now when I say go, This chocobo will start running in all different
directions in an attempt to escape your horrible BO (BO=Body Odor).
Tidus: [mumbles to self] I coulda sworn I took a shower last night.
Lady: No you didn't. In fact, you havn't changed your clothes since the start of this stupid game.
Tidus: OH YEAH! Yeah yeah yeah……hahah.
Lady: oh… some one save me.
Big Chicken: Hey I'm getting a little bored over here.
Tidus: Shuddup chicken
Big Chicken: [sticks tongue out at Tidus]
Lady: Okay, you know wat your supposed to do, right?
Tidus: Yeah, I thi---[Lady slaps chocobo's butt]—AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [Starts playing a 60's rock song]
Chocobo: [thinks to his birdly self] this guys stinks! I think I'll run awa---ACK---*choke*--eiiiiaahh
Tidus: HAAHAA!!! YOUR NOT GOIN ANYWHERE, BIRDY!!![throws head back and goes hysteric]
[Tidus catches a glimpse of Yuna doing the Chicken wiggle in the distance]
Tidus: Wat DA…[faints]
50.3 hours later....
Tidus:[slapped in face] uuugghh.
Lady: How dare you fall asleep dat long?!? [punches Tidus]
Tidus: Where....am I?
Lady: Your on my front lawn...which is about 50 miles long and with WAY too many tree roots... but anyways!
Tidus: Oh.
Lady: yeah.
PizzaMan: [knocks on cave wall]Who ordered da extra Cheesy?!!
Tidus: [thinks to self]Where did the cave come from??
PizzaMan: Hello?
Lady: Oh MEE!
Tidus: wat..Oh! Sweet! We're gonna get pizza?
Lady: Nope, only me.
Tidus: Darn
Anima: You know, I could go for some cheese.
Tidus: AAAHHH! where did you pop out from?!?
Yuna: Oh...sorry, I kinda fell asleep
Tidus: X_X
Big Chicken:[asks PizzaMan] do you have any worm flavored ones?
PizzaMan:NOPE!
Big Chicken: Dope
PizzaMan: TOO BAD! HAHAHAAH..!!!
Tidus: hey by the way, how did I do on da training?
Lady: You knocked the chocobo out.
Tidus: So did I pass?
Lady: no
Tidus:WEEEEE!!! YAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Hey hey, she said you DIDN'T pass, ya?
Tidus: WWEEEE.....oh. Dope.
Lady: But oh well, dats okay.
Tidus: yay!
Lady: Next you get to dodge these weirdo flying balls that fly outta no where!
[Weirdo ball: hey! Who are ya callin WEIRD?!?]
Tidus: But won't I get hit?
Lady: Of Course!!!
Tidus: SCORE!!!
Tidus:[happily climbs onto big chocobo] LETS GET THIS PARTI STARTED!
Lady: [whispers to self] what a moron....
Chocobo:[starts runnin ]
Tidus: hey, I don't see any ba--[WHACK!]--lls--[SMACK!], ..oh there we gooo! [TUNK!]
Lady: YOU IDIOTIC PIECE OF @$#@*^!!! dodge it!
Wakka: wahhahaha! oh, dis trainin is makin me cry, ya?
Rikku: I bet my lollipop that Tidus dies!
Yuna: [yells at Tidus] IF YOU DIE, CAN I GET ALL YOUR HAIR GEL? I'M KINDA RUNNIN LOW!
Auron:[sighs] Man, you people, don't you know wat da most important thing is right now? [shakes head]
Kimahri: NO. Kimahri stupid. Kimahri don't know anything.
Yuna: Oh I know! Pick me! Pick meee!
Lulu: Is it Tidus's well being?
Auron: No
Yuna! It's the hair gel!
Auron: No
Rikku: ....my lollipop!
Auron: No
Wakka: Awwman. It's da choco-boo thing, right?
Auron: No
Everyone but Tidus and Auron: O_o
Auron: Gosh!! you guys are CLUELESS! MY SLEEVE!!! I STILL CAN'T FIND MY SLEEVE!!
Rikku:[walks closer...] Auron, wat's dat flappy thingamabobber under ur arm?
Auron:[looks under arm].............................my sleeve.
Everyone: X_x
Wakka: Oh My YEVON! Legendary Guardian's are stupid too! Ya???
Yuna: [giggles stupidly]
[Meanwhile Tidus.......]
Tidus: Hey wat are you gu--[BONK]--ys talkin abo-[whiizzz..THUNK!]-ut over there?!?
WAKKA: AURON FOUND HIS SLEEVE!
Auron: YAAAY! AREN'T YOU SOO PROUD OF MEEEE?
Tidus: Woww--[wONNK!]--!!! That's GRE--[DOINK!!]--AT!!!
Rikku:[whispers] that's gotta hurt.
Yuna: he. he. he.
Kimahri: [grumble...mumble....bumble(?)....]
[Chocobo trips over treeroot and sends Tidus flying!]
Tidus: WEEEEEEEEEIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SPLAT!]
Lady: oh yeah, yeah, there's a root there..
Everyone: O_O
Wakka: But he still crossed da finish line, ya?
Lady: yepyep!
Yuna: HOORAH!
Lady: YEPYEP!
Auron: And we get pizza again!
Kimahri: Kimahri stomach hurt. CRAmPPp!!!
Everyone: ooooooooohhh...aaaaah....ouchies.
Tidus:[head stuck in ground] er...a little help here?
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Hehehe. dis chap seemed a lot longer than da last one. yay! next one will be crazier. lady and tidus compete against each other in FINAL SHOWDOWN!! (makes peace sign) please review!!! thanx bunches again.