Final Fantasy X Gone Wrong SIDE QUEST SERIES.
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Disclaimer: bah. do i ever own anything?
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Part 3 Finale...of CHOCOBOS.
TIDUS VS. er....LADY. (next chap will start the celestial weapons series. PLEASE REVIEW!!!)
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[Tidus is staring stupidly at a cloud....]
Tidus: hey ya'll
Wakka: dude, your not suppose to see da audience, ya?
Tidus: .....I know. [everybody gasps]..... I'm looking at da pretty cloud there.
Wakka: [looks up]....oh. pretty...
Tidus: [drools]
Rikku: [whispers to yuna] did wakka get hit on da head too?
Yuna: ummm. not sure.
Kimahri: Kimahri want cloud too. [walks up to W&T and stands there]
Auron: ...............
Lulu: idiots. X_X
Lady: [punches Tidus]
Tidus: OOOWWWIEEE. watcha do dat fer ?!?!?!
Lady: Oh..umm....This is it....this is your story.
Auron: HEY! That's my line!!!
Lady: [looks at script] oops, sorry, wrong page.
Everyone: O_o
Lady: [flips to right page....i think] alrighty. here we go. AAAAH! BUGS BUNNY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Lulu: [sighs] wrong script.
Lady:.... oops.
Everyone: X_X
Tidus: [still drooling]
Wakka: [dribbles...]
Kimahri: [blank]
Yuna: [walks over to Lady and flips to THE right page] there
Rikku: Wow! when did you get so smart, yunie?
Everyone: woooooooow.
Yuna: [grins] I didnt go to starbucks for coffee this morning.
Everyone: OOOoooooooooooohhhhhhhh.
Lady: ahem!
Tidus: [still drooling] HE.he.he...
Lady: [kicks tidus] pay attention to moi, u stupid moron
Tidus: waah...?
Lady: AHEM AHHEN! It's time for the final chocobo training test!
Tidus: I could go for a hen.
Everyone: O_O
Ifrit: oh ya ya. me to. ya.
Wakka: ..... did some one say "YA", ya?
Kimahri: I still sick from pizza.
Yuna: HAHA!
Lady: SHUDDDUPP!!!!
[ 3 min of silence... ]
Lady: k. thank you.
Rikku: Famlusa. (author: famlusa means welcome in al bhed)
Everyone: O_O
Tidus: Famous..loop....salad.
Everyone: OOOOHHH......
Tidus: ^____^
Lady: but anyways. Your final test! You have to race against me and actually win or you'll stay here for the rest of your lives.
Kimahri: [whines and stomps his feet] but Kimahri dun WANNA race!!!
Auron: not you, idiot, she meant tidus
Kimahri: oh.
Tidus: ^_____________^
[Tidus climbs on chocobo.............]
[Everyone stares at him in disbelief....]
Yuna: Wat DA ?!?
Lulu: Oh dear...yevon. When will this MADNESS end?!?!?!?!
Rikku: [stares at tidus]
Wakka: MAN! You got on da chocolate-boo backwards , ya?!?
Yuna: it's chocobo. not chocolate-boo, wakka.
Wakka: .....oops.
Auron: Tidus, has anyone ever told you your an embarrassment to nature?
Tidus: YEP!
Auron: Great! U GO MAN!!! ....(wat am I saying....)
Tidus: yay!
[Lady gets on chocobo....and we STILL don't know her name...]
Lady: I had crazy koo-koo 'go nuts parents so they named me Lady when I was born.
Everyone: O_O
Lady: but anyways! Okay, Tidus, lets get this over w/. When I say start, you're gonna ram me into the wall and try to pop as many of those balloons as possible without gettin wacked at by the blue plastic-lookin birds trying to dive bomb you....er sideways...
Tidus:Okay!
Lady: Whoever gets to that corner wins.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: First, we'll mysterious pop into that far corner over there somehow by pressing this button.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Then, a big geronimo-edition cow will stop on you till your dead.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Then a big explosion will explode and destroy everything in its path with ultra red mega powerful sonic plasma heated trigaleroidasion waves!!!
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: ......................... -_-'''
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Alright, lets start racing....
Tidus: .......Okay!
Lady: and THREE !
Lady: and TWO!
Lady: and...
Tidus: wait!!!! wat if I gotta go pOtTy!!!
Lady: TOO BAD! SOO SAD! just hold it in. You won't be alive dat long anyways.
Tidus: [crys] fine. [looks into distance at da other weirdos.]
Other Weirdos: [waving stupidly and.......endlessly....and smiling in a weird, un-human way....]
Tidus:[gulps loudly]
Lady:....dat didn't seem right but....ONE!
Lady: and GO! [slaps chocobo's head]
Tidus: [copies Lady and slaps chocobo]
Tidus: YEEEEEHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Hey, man, you know your not movin, ya?
Tidus: YEEEHHAA - - - - -- #%@^$&!!!!!!
Everyone: [gasps]
Yuna: [babbles in shock....] y-y-you...you...just.........
Tidus: ^_________^ ''
Tidus: okie dokie, chocy! GIDDYUP!!!
[Chocobo rears up and flys toward corner at 1356 miles/hour]
Tidus: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoO'' !!!
[they whish past Lady, blowing her cape hat off...]
Yuna: ACK!!! she has HOT PINK hair!!!!
Wakka: HOLY YEVON! she's a ...a.....
Auron: oh dear, and wat are u? 50 years old?
Rikku: [thinks for a minute.....seriously] I like it.
Everyone: O_O
Lady: [cries] YOU GUYS SUX!!!! [falls off chocobo in a doozy]
meanwhile...
Tidus: AAAAAIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEEEEETTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE OFFFFFF TTTTTHHIIIISSS THTHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: HAHA!
Lady: Dang...what did he feed dat chocobo???
Chocobo: Dang....what did he feed me???
Tidus: [hair flies in all directions...so much for the ultra-mega-super hold gel] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Yuna: [giggles like an idiot] he. he. hE!. Tidus ish fllyyying!!!
[Tidus and chocobo smash into mountain wall....at least their in da right corner!! ^_^']
Lady: What da, he actually won?!?
Everyone: Wat da, he actually won?!?
Lady: That lucky brat.
Everyone: That lucky brat.
Lady: Why are you idiots repeating me?
Everyone: Why are us idiots repeating you?
Lady: ..... O_o
Kimahri: ...FUN.
Tidus: [still in wall]
Chocobo:[still ontop of Tidus in the wall]
Lady's Chocobo: [still pouting over a worm]
Yuna: Oh, wat happened to da balloons Tidus was supposed to get?
Wakka: I WANT BALLOON!!!
Lulu: YOUR A BAFFOON!!!
Wakka: meanie.
Lulu: MWAHAHA.!!! My evilness rules once again!!!
Lady: Well, to answer your questions, dear Yuna [gaggles], when Girl-Boy there charged at 1356 miles an hour, he produced a shockwave around him because of his ultra-sonic speed and destroyed all the balloons with it.
Everyone: OOOHHH....WOOW.
Kimahri: Kimahri don't understand.
Lulu: It's okay kimahri, we know your dumb.
Kimahri: Thank you. Kimahri feel loved now.
Lulu: Moron.
Kimahri: [stupidly thinks he's loved] ^___^
Lady: In result! He got a time of 0seconds and 0 milliseconds and 0 nanoseconds and 0 gazillionoseconds and 0..er...watever.
Everyone: YYAAAAYY!!!
Lady: However, considerin he's still in da wall....
Tidus: [still in wall]
Chocobo: [still ontop of Tidus in the wall]
Lady: He may not live to know that he broke the record.
Wakka: [cries] NOOO! first my brother, then my brudda! I HATE MY LIFE!
Auron: Calm down, he's tougher than you think.
Lulu: Yeah, he'll come runnin to us any minute now!
Tidus: [pops out of wall and comes runnin] OMG OMG!!!
Lulu: HAHAHA. TOLD YA!
Everyone: HOORAY LULU!
Tidus: huh???
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Author: Wow, this chap was long! okay! please REVIEW! And next chap will start the celestial weapons,...which will be hilarious by the way. I still can't believe i made it to chap 3. I still cant bbelieve i made 3 chaps on a chocobo race.... dang. well, thanx for your suport! more reviews means faster chaps!!!
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Disclaimer: bah. do i ever own anything?
******************************************
Part 3 Finale...of CHOCOBOS.
TIDUS VS. er....LADY. (next chap will start the celestial weapons series. PLEASE REVIEW!!!)
******************************************
[Tidus is staring stupidly at a cloud....]
Tidus: hey ya'll
Wakka: dude, your not suppose to see da audience, ya?
Tidus: .....I know. [everybody gasps]..... I'm looking at da pretty cloud there.
Wakka: [looks up]....oh. pretty...
Tidus: [drools]
Rikku: [whispers to yuna] did wakka get hit on da head too?
Yuna: ummm. not sure.
Kimahri: Kimahri want cloud too. [walks up to W&T and stands there]
Auron: ...............
Lulu: idiots. X_X
Lady: [punches Tidus]
Tidus: OOOWWWIEEE. watcha do dat fer ?!?!?!
Lady: Oh..umm....This is it....this is your story.
Auron: HEY! That's my line!!!
Lady: [looks at script] oops, sorry, wrong page.
Everyone: O_o
Lady: [flips to right page....i think] alrighty. here we go. AAAAH! BUGS BUNNY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Lulu: [sighs] wrong script.
Lady:.... oops.
Everyone: X_X
Tidus: [still drooling]
Wakka: [dribbles...]
Kimahri: [blank]
Yuna: [walks over to Lady and flips to THE right page] there
Rikku: Wow! when did you get so smart, yunie?
Everyone: woooooooow.
Yuna: [grins] I didnt go to starbucks for coffee this morning.
Everyone: OOOoooooooooooohhhhhhhh.
Lady: ahem!
Tidus: [still drooling] HE.he.he...
Lady: [kicks tidus] pay attention to moi, u stupid moron
Tidus: waah...?
Lady: AHEM AHHEN! It's time for the final chocobo training test!
Tidus: I could go for a hen.
Everyone: O_O
Ifrit: oh ya ya. me to. ya.
Wakka: ..... did some one say "YA", ya?
Kimahri: I still sick from pizza.
Yuna: HAHA!
Lady: SHUDDDUPP!!!!
[ 3 min of silence... ]
Lady: k. thank you.
Rikku: Famlusa. (author: famlusa means welcome in al bhed)
Everyone: O_O
Tidus: Famous..loop....salad.
Everyone: OOOOHHH......
Tidus: ^____^
Lady: but anyways. Your final test! You have to race against me and actually win or you'll stay here for the rest of your lives.
Kimahri: [whines and stomps his feet] but Kimahri dun WANNA race!!!
Auron: not you, idiot, she meant tidus
Kimahri: oh.
Tidus: ^_____________^
[Tidus climbs on chocobo.............]
[Everyone stares at him in disbelief....]
Yuna: Wat DA ?!?
Lulu: Oh dear...yevon. When will this MADNESS end?!?!?!?!
Rikku: [stares at tidus]
Wakka: MAN! You got on da chocolate-boo backwards , ya?!?
Yuna: it's chocobo. not chocolate-boo, wakka.
Wakka: .....oops.
Auron: Tidus, has anyone ever told you your an embarrassment to nature?
Tidus: YEP!
Auron: Great! U GO MAN!!! ....(wat am I saying....)
Tidus: yay!
[Lady gets on chocobo....and we STILL don't know her name...]
Lady: I had crazy koo-koo 'go nuts parents so they named me Lady when I was born.
Everyone: O_O
Lady: but anyways! Okay, Tidus, lets get this over w/. When I say start, you're gonna ram me into the wall and try to pop as many of those balloons as possible without gettin wacked at by the blue plastic-lookin birds trying to dive bomb you....er sideways...
Tidus:Okay!
Lady: Whoever gets to that corner wins.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: First, we'll mysterious pop into that far corner over there somehow by pressing this button.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Then, a big geronimo-edition cow will stop on you till your dead.
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Then a big explosion will explode and destroy everything in its path with ultra red mega powerful sonic plasma heated trigaleroidasion waves!!!
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: ......................... -_-'''
Tidus: Okay!
Lady: Alright, lets start racing....
Tidus: .......Okay!
Lady: and THREE !
Lady: and TWO!
Lady: and...
Tidus: wait!!!! wat if I gotta go pOtTy!!!
Lady: TOO BAD! SOO SAD! just hold it in. You won't be alive dat long anyways.
Tidus: [crys] fine. [looks into distance at da other weirdos.]
Other Weirdos: [waving stupidly and.......endlessly....and smiling in a weird, un-human way....]
Tidus:[gulps loudly]
Lady:....dat didn't seem right but....ONE!
Lady: and GO! [slaps chocobo's head]
Tidus: [copies Lady and slaps chocobo]
Tidus: YEEEEEHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Hey, man, you know your not movin, ya?
Tidus: YEEEHHAA - - - - -- #%@^$&!!!!!!
Everyone: [gasps]
Yuna: [babbles in shock....] y-y-you...you...just.........
Tidus: ^_________^ ''
Tidus: okie dokie, chocy! GIDDYUP!!!
[Chocobo rears up and flys toward corner at 1356 miles/hour]
Tidus: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoO'' !!!
[they whish past Lady, blowing her cape hat off...]
Yuna: ACK!!! she has HOT PINK hair!!!!
Wakka: HOLY YEVON! she's a ...a.....
Auron: oh dear, and wat are u? 50 years old?
Rikku: [thinks for a minute.....seriously] I like it.
Everyone: O_O
Lady: [cries] YOU GUYS SUX!!!! [falls off chocobo in a doozy]
meanwhile...
Tidus: AAAAAIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEEEEETTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE OFFFFFF TTTTTHHIIIISSS THTHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: HAHA!
Lady: Dang...what did he feed dat chocobo???
Chocobo: Dang....what did he feed me???
Tidus: [hair flies in all directions...so much for the ultra-mega-super hold gel] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Yuna: [giggles like an idiot] he. he. hE!. Tidus ish fllyyying!!!
[Tidus and chocobo smash into mountain wall....at least their in da right corner!! ^_^']
Lady: What da, he actually won?!?
Everyone: Wat da, he actually won?!?
Lady: That lucky brat.
Everyone: That lucky brat.
Lady: Why are you idiots repeating me?
Everyone: Why are us idiots repeating you?
Lady: ..... O_o
Kimahri: ...FUN.
Tidus: [still in wall]
Chocobo:[still ontop of Tidus in the wall]
Lady's Chocobo: [still pouting over a worm]
Yuna: Oh, wat happened to da balloons Tidus was supposed to get?
Wakka: I WANT BALLOON!!!
Lulu: YOUR A BAFFOON!!!
Wakka: meanie.
Lulu: MWAHAHA.!!! My evilness rules once again!!!
Lady: Well, to answer your questions, dear Yuna [gaggles], when Girl-Boy there charged at 1356 miles an hour, he produced a shockwave around him because of his ultra-sonic speed and destroyed all the balloons with it.
Everyone: OOOHHH....WOOW.
Kimahri: Kimahri don't understand.
Lulu: It's okay kimahri, we know your dumb.
Kimahri: Thank you. Kimahri feel loved now.
Lulu: Moron.
Kimahri: [stupidly thinks he's loved] ^___^
Lady: In result! He got a time of 0seconds and 0 milliseconds and 0 nanoseconds and 0 gazillionoseconds and 0..er...watever.
Everyone: YYAAAAYY!!!
Lady: However, considerin he's still in da wall....
Tidus: [still in wall]
Chocobo: [still ontop of Tidus in the wall]
Lady: He may not live to know that he broke the record.
Wakka: [cries] NOOO! first my brother, then my brudda! I HATE MY LIFE!
Auron: Calm down, he's tougher than you think.
Lulu: Yeah, he'll come runnin to us any minute now!
Tidus: [pops out of wall and comes runnin] OMG OMG!!!
Lulu: HAHAHA. TOLD YA!
Everyone: HOORAY LULU!
Tidus: huh???
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Author: Wow, this chap was long! okay! please REVIEW! And next chap will start the celestial weapons,...which will be hilarious by the way. I still can't believe i made it to chap 3. I still cant bbelieve i made 3 chaps on a chocobo race.... dang. well, thanx for your suport! more reviews means faster chaps!!!