Fina Fantasy X Gone Wrong SIDE QUESTS....ick.
ANNOUNCING THE CELESTIAL WEAPONS QUESTS!!!!!! HOOORAAAAHHHHH!!!! ~squeaks~
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Tidus - Caladbolg
Tidus: yaaay! I won! Whats mai prize? Pencil? Doll? Skittles? A new pair of pink SANDLES???
Everyone: O_O
Lady: no, you get the super duper awsome SUN SIGIL!!!
Tidus: Wat da heck is dat??? I don't like it, it looks cheap. [throws away sigil]
Lady: But you need that to activate your ultimate weapon.
Tidus: Oh. [picks sigil back out from trash.]
Lady: okay, well, you idiots must be happy to know that I'm officially done with you and can kick you people out of mai yard once and FOR ALL!!
Tidus: yay! lets go get my weapon!
Old man:[jumps out from behind them] Sorry, but you don't have the 'celestial mirror' thingamabobber yet. If you did, you would be able to walk down that hill thing there and get your weapon while I'm still stupidly cheering like an idiot when the race was actually finished half an hour ago.
Tidus: Wats a celestial mirror?
Old man: BEATS ME!!! MUWAHAHAH!
Wakka: Ooh I know! Pick me !! Pick me!
Tidus: [picks wakka]
Wakka: you have to ride a chocobo near a secret chocobo!
Lulu:[kicks Wakka]
Wakka: er....secret McDonalds!
Lulu: [slaps Wakka]
Wakka: er.... secret Temple!
Lulu: ^-^
Tidus: Ooooh.... Dang. Dats confusing.
Auron: HEH. HEH. HEH.
Yuna: [makes puppy face at the wall]
Rikku: [stomps on grass...and finding it very amusing]
Tidus: LETS GO GUYS!
Lulu: fine. get it over with. [stacks Auron, Rikku, Yuna and Kimahri on her head and walks off]
Tidus: O_O'
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At Remiinmen-somethin temple
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Tidus:[staggering] *huff huff puff pooooooofffffff wheeez* omigod omigod I was so scared...scared..yeah. [falls to ground]
Everyone: ............
Lulu: We're still in the middle of the bridge.
Tidus: Wat!!!!!!!!
Lulu: Just kidding.
Everyone: ^_^
Everyone wonders to left side. Tidus stupidly decides to explore right side of temple.
Tidus: Oh look! Another chicken!
Chicken: Won't you ever learn my name?
Tidus: Noperz!
Chicken: [makes an L sign at Tidus's forehead]
Tidus: Um...I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: Dur.
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30 minutes later...
Tidus: I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: Duh.
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3 hours later....
Tidus: I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: X_X
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2 minutes later....
Auron: Hey tidus, we got da celestial mirror while you were staring.
Wakka: Yeah! So stop staring at that ... choc-bob...thing...., brudda!
Kimahri: Kimahri tell you to hurry or Kimahri's gonna miss his JUDGE Judy show!!!
Everyone: O_O
Kimahri: ^_^
Judge Judy: I'm hot.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge Judy: and sexy.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: [faints]
Judge Judy: [leaves]
Tidus: [wakes up] Is she gone?
Wakka: Ya, hopefully for good this time, ya?
Tidus: [cheers]
Old Man: Now we have to save this family cuz their dad is too stupid to remember where to go. And then their son gets lost so we gotta chase down their boy for them cuz their too lazy. And those stupid retards will leave without saying thankyou.
Kimahri: HOW DARE THEY!
Tidus: but they do say thank you.
Yuna: wow.
Old Man: How would you know, you haven't even been there yet.
Everyone: -_-''
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Auron: Alright! Let's go find the dad.
Everyone: yay!
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Dad: yay! You came to find me! ^____^
Kimahri: This place...pretty.
Rikku: Just like you Kimahri.....~sighs~
Kimahri: O_o - !!!!!!!!
Auron: What a strange sight...anyways! Alright...DAd...go find your family. They are only two steps away on the other side of that tree-looking-thingy.
Dad: Okay! [hops away.]
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Mom: Dad! You're here!
Kid: Dad! You're here!
Everyone: O_O
Dad: I'm here!
Mom: yay! Everythin's COOL now.
Dad: Yes, everythin's cool.
Kid: I see big glass-lookin ball thingy!!! [runs off into woods]
Dad: Our kid ran into the woods.
Mom: Where?
Dad: .....I can't remember.
Mom: Oh.
Dad: Yeah.
Everyone: -_-'''''
Tidus: I wanna go find him!!!
Dad: find who?
Tidus: Your daughter!
Yuna: Oooooh.
Wakka: MAN you STUPID ya?? It's a boy!!!
Tidus: But I thought he'd be like me!
Wakka: Whatever, ya?? Let's just go find him ya???
[The gang runs up this trail of sparkly watery crystally shiny glassy cleary thingy up to a great big ball of sparkly watery crystally shiny glassy cleary stuff. The little boy is staring at it, mesmerized.]
Kid: pprreeeettttyyy.....
Kimahri:[walks up to him] ....Kimahri think so too [drools]
Tidus: Wow! My funky circle flower is shining!
Auron: That's the Celestial mirror.
Tidus: yay! now we can go get weapons. yeah!
Everyone but A and T: [snores...] ublbublbubulbu...
Auron: Okay, i'll sleep tooo... ... .. .
Tidus: sniff. sniff.
Mom and DAD: hey you punks!!!!
Kid: SUP!
Dad: HOW'S it HanGiN?
Kid: ???
[Mom/DAD/Kid walks off without saying thank you to the GANG]
Old man: TOLD YOU SOOOOO!!! harharharhar.
Yuna: [slaps old man]
Auron: [slices old man]
Wakka:[punches old man]
Rikku: [tickles old man]
Lulu: [ponders something pretty]
Tidus: [blasts old man into the sky]
Old man: TEAM ROCKETS BLasting awaayy...................[twinkle in distance]
Everyone: O_o
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yay! ack. final exams are comin so im updating a little slow. but dun worry. it'll speed up! please review!!!
ANNOUNCING THE CELESTIAL WEAPONS QUESTS!!!!!! HOOORAAAAHHHHH!!!! ~squeaks~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tidus - Caladbolg
Tidus: yaaay! I won! Whats mai prize? Pencil? Doll? Skittles? A new pair of pink SANDLES???
Everyone: O_O
Lady: no, you get the super duper awsome SUN SIGIL!!!
Tidus: Wat da heck is dat??? I don't like it, it looks cheap. [throws away sigil]
Lady: But you need that to activate your ultimate weapon.
Tidus: Oh. [picks sigil back out from trash.]
Lady: okay, well, you idiots must be happy to know that I'm officially done with you and can kick you people out of mai yard once and FOR ALL!!
Tidus: yay! lets go get my weapon!
Old man:[jumps out from behind them] Sorry, but you don't have the 'celestial mirror' thingamabobber yet. If you did, you would be able to walk down that hill thing there and get your weapon while I'm still stupidly cheering like an idiot when the race was actually finished half an hour ago.
Tidus: Wats a celestial mirror?
Old man: BEATS ME!!! MUWAHAHAH!
Wakka: Ooh I know! Pick me !! Pick me!
Tidus: [picks wakka]
Wakka: you have to ride a chocobo near a secret chocobo!
Lulu:[kicks Wakka]
Wakka: er....secret McDonalds!
Lulu: [slaps Wakka]
Wakka: er.... secret Temple!
Lulu: ^-^
Tidus: Ooooh.... Dang. Dats confusing.
Auron: HEH. HEH. HEH.
Yuna: [makes puppy face at the wall]
Rikku: [stomps on grass...and finding it very amusing]
Tidus: LETS GO GUYS!
Lulu: fine. get it over with. [stacks Auron, Rikku, Yuna and Kimahri on her head and walks off]
Tidus: O_O'
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At Remiinmen-somethin temple
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Tidus:[staggering] *huff huff puff pooooooofffffff wheeez* omigod omigod I was so scared...scared..yeah. [falls to ground]
Everyone: ............
Lulu: We're still in the middle of the bridge.
Tidus: Wat!!!!!!!!
Lulu: Just kidding.
Everyone: ^_^
Everyone wonders to left side. Tidus stupidly decides to explore right side of temple.
Tidus: Oh look! Another chicken!
Chicken: Won't you ever learn my name?
Tidus: Noperz!
Chicken: [makes an L sign at Tidus's forehead]
Tidus: Um...I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: Dur.
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30 minutes later...
Tidus: I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: Duh.
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3 hours later....
Tidus: I think I'm supposed to ride you now.
Chicken: X_X
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2 minutes later....
Auron: Hey tidus, we got da celestial mirror while you were staring.
Wakka: Yeah! So stop staring at that ... choc-bob...thing...., brudda!
Kimahri: Kimahri tell you to hurry or Kimahri's gonna miss his JUDGE Judy show!!!
Everyone: O_O
Kimahri: ^_^
Judge Judy: I'm hot.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge Judy: and sexy.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: [faints]
Judge Judy: [leaves]
Tidus: [wakes up] Is she gone?
Wakka: Ya, hopefully for good this time, ya?
Tidus: [cheers]
Old Man: Now we have to save this family cuz their dad is too stupid to remember where to go. And then their son gets lost so we gotta chase down their boy for them cuz their too lazy. And those stupid retards will leave without saying thankyou.
Kimahri: HOW DARE THEY!
Tidus: but they do say thank you.
Yuna: wow.
Old Man: How would you know, you haven't even been there yet.
Everyone: -_-''
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Auron: Alright! Let's go find the dad.
Everyone: yay!
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Dad: yay! You came to find me! ^____^
Kimahri: This place...pretty.
Rikku: Just like you Kimahri.....~sighs~
Kimahri: O_o - !!!!!!!!
Auron: What a strange sight...anyways! Alright...DAd...go find your family. They are only two steps away on the other side of that tree-looking-thingy.
Dad: Okay! [hops away.]
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Mom: Dad! You're here!
Kid: Dad! You're here!
Everyone: O_O
Dad: I'm here!
Mom: yay! Everythin's COOL now.
Dad: Yes, everythin's cool.
Kid: I see big glass-lookin ball thingy!!! [runs off into woods]
Dad: Our kid ran into the woods.
Mom: Where?
Dad: .....I can't remember.
Mom: Oh.
Dad: Yeah.
Everyone: -_-'''''
Tidus: I wanna go find him!!!
Dad: find who?
Tidus: Your daughter!
Yuna: Oooooh.
Wakka: MAN you STUPID ya?? It's a boy!!!
Tidus: But I thought he'd be like me!
Wakka: Whatever, ya?? Let's just go find him ya???
[The gang runs up this trail of sparkly watery crystally shiny glassy cleary thingy up to a great big ball of sparkly watery crystally shiny glassy cleary stuff. The little boy is staring at it, mesmerized.]
Kid: pprreeeettttyyy.....
Kimahri:[walks up to him] ....Kimahri think so too [drools]
Tidus: Wow! My funky circle flower is shining!
Auron: That's the Celestial mirror.
Tidus: yay! now we can go get weapons. yeah!
Everyone but A and T: [snores...] ublbublbubulbu...
Auron: Okay, i'll sleep tooo... ... .. .
Tidus: sniff. sniff.
Mom and DAD: hey you punks!!!!
Kid: SUP!
Dad: HOW'S it HanGiN?
Kid: ???
[Mom/DAD/Kid walks off without saying thank you to the GANG]
Old man: TOLD YOU SOOOOO!!! harharharhar.
Yuna: [slaps old man]
Auron: [slices old man]
Wakka:[punches old man]
Rikku: [tickles old man]
Lulu: [ponders something pretty]
Tidus: [blasts old man into the sky]
Old man: TEAM ROCKETS BLasting awaayy...................[twinkle in distance]
Everyone: O_o
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yay! ack. final exams are comin so im updating a little slow. but dun worry. it'll speed up! please review!!!