One morning Syther was sleeping at his house with his two brothers Vyce and Trimmer when suddenly.

Messenger: Ohhh great warriors! Syther, Vyce, and Trimmer: Ahhhh MOTHERFUCKER! Trimmer: Why did you wake me up I was having a sex dream about Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. Messenger: Warriors, King Riffin has send me to tell u guys that he wants The Ultima Sword, and he's ordering you 3 to find it because he's to lazy. Syther: Screw him! The Messenger turned into a Master Ninja and threw ninja mega stars at the 3 warriors. Messenger: Don't fuck with me boys just get the fucking Ultima Sword. Vyce: Alright we'll get packing! 3 hours later Syther: Were all set. Messenger: Good your journey begins at the trail to the north.

To Be Continued (Trust me it gets more interesting)