IcyFire: Hi! We, the double vision, decided to combine and write this fanfic.
sillycrazy: Yap! We are actually twins and my seniors in my school give this name.
IcyFire: We really hope that you will like our story!! Pls Review!!
Disclaimer: We don't own the saiyuki characters.
~*~*~ Sanzo-ikkuo is acting in the latest movie called Gensomaden Saiyuki. Imagine what is like backstage? Hmm… this should be interesting… SANZO-IKKUO BACKSTAGECHAPTER 1
Scene: In the studio which is decorated into a deserted, desert-like lane, full of sand and more sand…
Characters: Sanzo-ikkuo
Director: Kanzeon Bosatsu
~*~*~
Director: Now, get ready… ACTION!
It is a usually day for the Sanzo-ikkuo as they drive on a desert in their usual green jeep. They just came from the nearby town, only after causing the inn they are staying to be ¾ destroyed. So the day began in the green jeep.
"Nah, Sanzo…"
"We got no food," said Sanzo right in front of Goku's face.
"Hey, how come you know?"
"Have you EVER changed your sentence, baka saru?" Gojyo remarked in his Goku-is-a-stupid-monkey tone.
"I'M NOT A SARU!"
"Oh, you are too stupid to notice that?"
"Why you… WATER HORNY RED-ANTENNA COCKROACH!!!"
"You are picking a fight, baka saru?"
"Be delighted to do so!"
"Hey, settle down…" Hakkai said with his irritating smile, though he knew perfectly well that it would be ignored.
Beside him, Sanzo's hands are twitching alarmingly and the bickering is giving him a headache.
"URUSEI!" *Thwack* *Thwack*
"Itai!" Goku and Gojyo rubbed their sore heads, which is hit by a paper fan.
"CUT!" Kanzeon shouted, " Ok! It is a good take! Have a break!" The Sanzo-ikkuo got off the jeep and the jeep transformed into a dragon called Hakuryu. Hakuryu flew to Hakkai and rest on his arms. Goku, as usual, went straight to the buffet table. (Even though it is off-stage, Goku is STILL hungry) While he is eating he notice Lirin playing HIS gameboy and shouted with his mouth full of food,"Lurun, geve tha gamabey ta mi lauter."
"Hmmm…" Lirin first, is too engrossed in the game and second, she don't know what Goku is talking about.
Goku stuffed the remaining food in his mouth and walked to Lirin.
"Whhet gane r yoou playing?"
"Hmm…"
Goku swallowed his food and said, " Is there a game called 'Hmm'? How come I don't play it before?"
~*~*~ Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo went to a round table. As usual, Sanzo put on his glasses and read the daily newspaper. Hakkai is stroking Hakuryu and drinking his cup of tea. Gojyo, being the average playboy, is flirting with the make-up artist. It's going to be a good and undisturbed rest for all of them.Yeah right.
Suddenly, a cloud of smoke covered their faces. Goku is chasing Lirin, cursing her for not letting he play HIS gameboy. They run in circle, round and round the table.
"My, My…" Hakkai exclaimed, sipping his tea.
Behind the newspaper, Sanzo's forehead throbbed. The noise is giving him a headache, a BIG headache. Without waiting, he reach out and…
*Thwack* *Thwack*
"Itai!" shouted Goku and Lirin.
Sanzo, satisfied with what he had done, froze when he heard a menacing voice,
"SANZO!"
Turning his head, he realized it is Kougaiji.
"What have you done to my sis?"
"Ch. Nothing." Sanzo continued to read his newspaper
"SANZO…"
"What you had done is GREAT!"
"Nani?" Sanzo is shocked. Is Kougaiji praising him?????
Kougaiji then continued on about how Lirin is so playful and naughty and even asked Sanzo to teach him how to make a paper fan like his.
Yanoe then met up with Hakkai.
"Sorry for the trouble caused, Hakkai-sama" Yanoe said in her ever so polite voice. "Kougaiji-sama has been lately coming up with a plan to hmm…punish Lirin-sama, that's why…"
"That's alright, I sure Sanzo wouldn't mind at all, Yanoe-sama."
They then sat down and enjoy their tea despite the noisy background.
~*~*~
Gojyo was flirting with the make-up artist. He was saying all of the 'good' things about himself.
"You see, I am a very loyalty to my girlfriend and never flirt. I am very loving too! I respect everyone's right, you know… I am also…" Gojyo continued on, making the artist giggled.
Dokugakuji came, feeling very bored. He saw what his younger brother is doing and has an evil plan.
"As I was saying, I am very loyalty, believe me, I am." Gojyo said when a heavy arm landed on his shoulders.
"Let me tell you, he flirt woman like he smoke cigarette, one after another. I think I can still remember some. It is Amy, no, maybe Mary, no, no, it is Joyce. See, so many women that I couldn't remember their names. All that talking is just one of his dirty trick to attract pretty girls. I know him too well." Dokugakuji said.
The artist angrily walked off, leaving a lonely Gojyo staring fiercely in Dokugakuji's face.
" Why you…"
" What! I am telling the truth, the ONLY truth." Dokugakuji said trying very hard to control his laughter, but couldn't and now is laughing his head off.
"How dare you do that! I'm going to kill you!"
Dokugakuji stopped his laughing and muttered, " Ok!" But when he looked up at his brother's face, he again burst into laughter.
Just as Gojyo wanted to hit his elder brother in his face and Sanzo was about to teach Kougaiji how to make the fan, Kanzeon, the director shouted,
"KOUGAIJI AND GANG! Prepared for action!!!"
Kougaiji-ikkuo looked at the direction the shout came from and sighed.
It's going to be a long day, they thought.
~*~*~
"Sanzo, isn't here too quiet?"
A constant beep sounded beside Sanzo, " That is because the stupid monkey is playing his gameboy and that cockroach is chasing the woman."
"Hai, now we can finally rest…"
" Hmmm…"
To be continued…
IcyFire: Kougaiji don't know how to make paper fan???
sillycrazy: I sure he failed his art!
*popped Lirin* Now then you know how bad his art and craft is? He make a bird with a horn on his head, a rabbit with no tail…
IcyFire: Ok, we know. *pushed Lirin out of the picture* so, why did Kougaiji-ikkuo said It's going to be a long day, they thought. ?
Together, we both look at each other and shrugged, " You will learn more in the later chapters!"
P.S: Sorrie for saying Kougaiji is bad in art. Hope Kougaiji fans don't mind! ^_^