sillycrazy: Hello! Now in this chapter, we will let you know how exact strict is Kanzeon, the director.

IcyFire: Yeah, I pity those saiyuki characters! I love them, you know!

sillycrazy: Me too! Anyway let get on to the story! Pls Review, Ok!

KANZEON STRICTNESS: Part 1 KOUGAIJI'S ACTING

CHAPTER 2

Scene: 1. In Kougaiji's castle

          2. In front of the statue of Kougaiji's mum.

Characters: Kougaiji-ikkuo

Director: Kanzeon

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Director: Now everyone in place…ACTION!

Take 1

Lirin is running. Yanoe soon came running, panting.

"Lirin-sama! Come back! Or else Kougaiji-sama will scold you!"

Lirin continued running, ignoring Yaone's words. Yaone sighed and continued running. Just then, she ran past Dokugakuji.

"Dokugakuji-sama, help me find Lirin-sama!"

"(sigh) OK, since I got nothing to do and Kougaiji is visiting his mum."

"Hmm… is Kougaiji … ok?" Yaone said with a worried frown.

"Should be. Come, let find Lirin! Or else Kougaiji will be worried again."

In front of the statue

Kougaiji stood in front of the statue, the statue of his mother. His expression changed, no more the evil Kougaiji but a guilty, sad one. He looked up his mother and said,

"Mother, I'm so sorry…"

"CUT!"

Kanzeon spoke urgently," Kougaiji act with more emotions! AGAIN!"

Take 2 (in front of the statue)

Kougaiji stood in front of the statue, the statue of his mother. His expression changed, no more the evil Kougaiji but a guilty, sad one. He looked up his mother and said,

"Mother, I'm…"

"CUT!"

"What is it???"

" The 'feel' is not there!!! AGAIN!"

Kougaiji tolerated and act one more time… well many, many time.

Take 3

Take 4

Take 5

Take 20

Kougaiji stood in front of the statue, the statue of his mother. His expression changed, no more the evil Kougaiji but a guilty, sad one. He looked up his mother and said,

"Mother…"

"CUT!"

"How many time must I tell you! The 'feel' is not there! The 'feel'!! AGAIN!"

Kougaiji could take this anymore, he can't stand people ordering him! He then began chanting. Dokugakuji, Yaone, Lirin back away from the stage, leaving a confused Kanzeon.

"What are you doi…"

Kougaiji threw a fireball at Kanzeon. She managed to block but not her hair.

Yes, her hair is on fire.

"Ahhhh! My hair, my hair!" Kanzeon ran around like a screaming chicken, asking for help.

I don't know whether this is a good idea or not but anyway an assistant threw a pail of water over her head. He managed to extinguish the fire but drenching Kanzeon from head to toes.

Looking just like a mudskipper.

Kanzeon stood very still, hair covered her hair. A silence hangs in the air. Then she raised her head, eyes burning with flames,

"KOUGAIJI . YOU . ARE . GOING . TO . GET . IT .  FROM . ME !!!" Kanzeon roared and stormed back to her room.

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Goku and Gojyo are making a din in the backstage as usual. Gojyo has failed to persuade the make-up artist and decided to disturb Goku. Sanzo refuses to use the paper fan as he knew is a waste of energy. So he comes up with a idea and that is to stuff his ear with cotton wools.

These are good stuffs! How come I never thought of this!

The cotton wools blocked out all the noise in the backstage. With the newspaper in front of his face, he did not notice a fireball is flying at him. Even though he sense it, it will be too late.

BANG

The studio shook slightly on this impact. There is a moment of silence as everyone wonders what's going on. Then, a roar of laughter exploded in the backstage. That is, of course, come from Goku and Gojyo as they laugh at the hilarious sight of Sanzo's face. Hakkai struggled to control his laugh.

Sanzo's face is black in colour, only his violent-coloured eyes could be seen. His blond hair has become crisp, with wisps of smoke rising.   

A vein twitched vigorously in his forehead, his eyes filled with anger. Goku and Gojyo, obviously, did not notice that, continued laughing.

"STOP LAUGHING!!!" BLAM BLAM

"KOUGAIJI!!!!!!!!!"  Sound effect: 'Jaws'

To be continued….

IcyFire: It is up to you to imagine what Sanzo do to Kougaiji. But they did not die! Main characters cannot die and we learn that in Literature. ^_^

sillycrazy: Oh, they managed to complete this scene too.

IcyFire:  After how many times?

sillycrazy: Beat me. They dun want to tell.

IcyFire: Hmm…*evil grin* you know what I'm thinking, B1?

sillycrazy: Err… no.

IcyFire: (fall back in anime style) Ah, forget it! We just dun have the mind connection thinge. (sigh) Pls review, ok! If it is not funny enough, err… we will try to make it funnier! ^_^  ^_^