Yo everyone, I'm back again with another hilarious song parody, this time
I'm doing "UGLY" by Daphne & Celeste, I know this song exist like ages ago
but this song is just perfect for my song fiction sing by Kai to Volt. LOL
so I hope you guys like it.
Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or this song.
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"UGLY" sing by Kai to Voltaire
I saw you sleeping down the street just the other day
I didn't see you that damage from far, far away
I should have got a clue when Boris started screaming
You cried out to me with your buck teeth all gleaming
Your ass was all bloody and your face was a mess
I thought it was some trash but it's a living fag
You polluted the environment and you make Dranzer scared flew
Don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are so yellow, it's covered in mould
You're eighty two years old but you look a ten centuries old
When looks were hanging out you always get bashed
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a mansion and your head get flat
Or did a car run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cause you ain't ill You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly
What you really need is to get some mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Volt)
You're scary - you're hairy We heard about you
You're the main attraction at the Moscow zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a tummy full of crap
When you're turning up people shout out cab!!!!!
(so funny!!!!)
You got a bod like a pig and your ass is big
With grey hair like that you should be wearing a wig!!
Grandpa Tyson, remember him? I never knew Volt had a twin
You can't disguise your wobbly ass
In the Russian ugly pageant you'll win first prize Yo, Tala says you ugly -
You ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
Get busy (x9)
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy you're ugly! U.u.u.u.
Now I feel so guilty
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2 Volt-a-modo
Onion breath
Butthead
Ugly! Turkey legs
Pig face
butt-a-bubba
Ugly! Fat beast
ass licker
Volt-dexter
Ugly! anchovy eyes
Limp butt
Freak show - ugly! U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly
U.G.L.Y - you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y - like a dickhead suffered from STI (Sexual Transmitted Infection).
U.G.L.Y x6
U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi you ugly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There done, please read & review and tell me what you think of it!!!! I will update more funny stuff very soon. Thanks for reading. ~Cyber-Shady~
I saw you sleeping down the street just the other day
I didn't see you that damage from far, far away
I should have got a clue when Boris started screaming
You cried out to me with your buck teeth all gleaming
Your ass was all bloody and your face was a mess
I thought it was some trash but it's a living fag
You polluted the environment and you make Dranzer scared flew
Don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are so yellow, it's covered in mould
You're eighty two years old but you look a ten centuries old
When looks were hanging out you always get bashed
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a mansion and your head get flat
Or did a car run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cause you ain't ill You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly
What you really need is to get some mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Volt)
You're scary - you're hairy We heard about you
You're the main attraction at the Moscow zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a tummy full of crap
When you're turning up people shout out cab!!!!!
(so funny!!!!)
You got a bod like a pig and your ass is big
With grey hair like that you should be wearing a wig!!
Grandpa Tyson, remember him? I never knew Volt had a twin
You can't disguise your wobbly ass
In the Russian ugly pageant you'll win first prize Yo, Tala says you ugly -
You ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
Get busy (x9)
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo, Tala says you're ugly
Get busy you're ugly! U.u.u.u.
Now I feel so guilty
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2 Volt-a-modo
Onion breath
Butthead
Ugly! Turkey legs
Pig face
butt-a-bubba
Ugly! Fat beast
ass licker
Volt-dexter
Ugly! anchovy eyes
Limp butt
Freak show - ugly! U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi he's ugly eh! Hey! He's ugly
U.G.L.Y - you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y - like a dickhead suffered from STI (Sexual Transmitted Infection).
U.G.L.Y x6
U.G.L.Y Volt ain't got no alibi you ugly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There done, please read & review and tell me what you think of it!!!! I will update more funny stuff very soon. Thanks for reading. ~Cyber-Shady~