Gollum's Twelve Days if X-mas
Gollum:On the 1st day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
1 dead corpse!
Frodo:HAHA
Gollum:on the 2nd day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
2 dead birds
1 dead corpse
on the 3rd day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
3 live fish
2 dead birds
and a dead corpse!
on the 4th day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
4 swirrming worms
3 live fish
this is rich, really rich
2 dead birds
and a dead corpse!!!
on the 5th day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
5 dry bones
4 swirrming worms
3 live fish
2 dead birds aaannnndddd a dead corppsseeee!!!!!!!!!
On the 6th day of christmas my Precious gave to me...
6 flying bats
5 dry bones
4 swirrming worms
3 live fish
2 dead birds annnddd a dead corpsee!
Sam: yawn, do you have 6 days of Christmas? And that's all?
Frodo:That was very funny, Smeagol.
Gollum: Thank you, Master. Yes, fat hobbit.