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IcyFire: Pls review! Arigato! And I would thank the reviews we received, Thank you so much!!

sillycrazy: So on to the story!

KANZEON STRICTNESS: Part 2 SANZO-IKKUO FIGHTING KOUGAIJI-IKKUO

CHAPTER 3

Scene: In a forest

Characters: Sanzo-ikkuo and Kougaiji-ikkuo

Director: Kanzeon Bosatsu

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In the deeply dense forest, Sanzo-ikkuo was standing at attack positions. The team they are fighting is obviously Kougaiji-ikkuo. The leaders stared at each other, glaring. A silence, a heavy silence hung in the air, as the two groups get ready to fight. A distant owl hoot and the battle begin.

Goku called out his Nyoibou and Gojyo, his Shakujou. Hakkai prepared his ki ball and Sanzo, his gun and meat buns?

Goku and Kougaiji charged at each other, fighting as if it is their last battle. Gojyo and Dokugakuji fight and passed wry comments on their fighting skills. Hakkai and Yaone exchange polite greetings before they fight. And Sanzo…well he is giving Lirin meat buns.

All goes well, the cameraman zoom in and out professionally, only until slipped and fell.

"CUT!" Kanzeon screamed, " Goku! Do your stunts properly!"

"Gomenasai!" Goku apologized.

So they started all over again. All went well, Goku did his stunts properly. The camera then zoomed to Gojyo and Dokugakuji.

"Oh no! Your skills have become worse!" Dokugakuji reminded Gojyo.

" No! I'm always the better one!"

"Oh, yeah!" Dokugakuji replied and attacked Gojyo.

"CUT!"

" Doku! Hit with force! It's like you are a weakling!"

Anger raise in Dokugakuji but managed to keep his cool as he want to finish this scene.

Ok! They started all again. All went perfectly. Goku did his stunts properly and Dokugakuji hit Gojyo harder. (Poor thing!)

And now the camera zoomed to Sanzo and Lirin. Sanzo is giving Lirin meat buns and Lirin is eating happily.

Nothing wrong, right?

Wrong!

"CUT!" Kanzeon shouted, " Sanzo, looked more bored! Lirin, eat the meat buns with more enthusiasm like you never eaten food for ages. Your acting looks as if you have eaten a lot!"

Lirin, indeed, ate a lot. Before the camera roll in to Lirin and Baldie Sanzo, she must eat 12 meat buns as stated in the script. So 3 NG, including this one, she had eaten 36 meat buns! It is enough for a girl… well maybe not enough for Goku!

So they started over again. *yawn* Everything went well until…

Hakkai spoke too soft… (Actually it is Kanzeon that cannot hear him, that's why)   

Kougaiji aimed wrongly… (He aim the fire ball too close to Kanzeon, she got scared due to the previous incident)

Gojyo stumbled slightly… (Kanzeon has keen eyes)

Yaone not acting evil enough… (Kanzeon again)

Anyway, this scene is completed, HOWEVER…

v Kougaiji and Hakkai has to rest for a few days as they used too much of their whatever energy. (Is it qi or something?)

v Goku, Yaone, Dokugakuji have ache all over their bodies due to over-fighting.

v Gojyo is in a terrible state, fractured arm, slashes on his arms and ache all over his body.

v  Lirin is SCARED of meat buns. She also has diarrhoea and has in hospital for a week.

v Sanzo… well nothing much, just cursing Kanzeon for he had to clean the studio, as he is only injure-free person around.

So this is the 'end' of the sequence of 'Kanzeon strictness'.

To be continued… IcyFire: Why did we write, "this is the 'end' of the sequence of 'Kanzeon strictness'"?

*looked at each other*

Together, we said: Because there is NEVER a end to Kanzeon strictness!!

Saiyuki characters: Shhhhh! Don't say it so loud!

Gojyo: Her lectures are much worse than his strictness in acting! So lower down your volume!

Kanzeon: Hey, where did all of my actors go? COME BACK AND ACT THE NEXT SCENE!!!

Saiyuki characters: *sweat-dropped*

Ok this is rather lame! We know but pls review! We said this twice did we? So send two reviews ok!