Disclaimer: Hey, you may find this hard to believe, but I still do not own
Harry Potter, characters, settings, merchandise, Weis supermarkets, Pop
tarts, Fruit Loops, etc. Harry Potter is property of J.K. Rowling, the WB,
Scholastic, etc. etc.
P.S.: I forgot to mention what everyone was wearing. They're all wearing muggle clothes, even Snape, though his are all black. And he actually washed his hair for once.
Thanks to PuchikoKitty for being my first reviewer and Space Toaster1 for being my second. Keep the reviews coming! : )
Chapter 2: Confrontation with Draco, the breakfast food aisle, and more
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione are still in the junk food aisle.*
Ron: So what did you get so far?
Hermione: Oh, just some Cheese Nips, Oreos, and Harry Potter graham crackers...
Ron: WHAT?
Harry: Don't ask. *Ron, like Harry, looks confused. Just then, Dumbledore ambles back to the junk food aisle. This time he is wearing some of those cheap metal chain necklaces. Ron looks frightened.*
Hermione: Hello, Professor.
Dumbledore: Hi, Miss. Granger. *sees Ron's face* I just forgot to pick up some Oreos; I'm all out. *Dumbledore grabs a package of Oreos and ambles away.*
Harry: He sure likes to amble. So, what's next?
Hermione: Um... *scans list* We need to go to the breakfast food aisle.
Harry: Where's that? *The PA system comes on and a very bored-sounding male who sounds more unenthusiastic than Professor Binns says, "Attention Weis shoppers, today is Tuesday..."*
Ron: WHAT IS THAT?
Hermione: Shh, Ron! *The bored man continues, "Today we have a deal on cereal, that's right, all General Mills cereal is 50-75% off today only. Remember, cereal can be found in aisle 4. Yadda, yadda, I hate my job. (his boss yells at him) Sorry... Once again, thank you for shopping at Weis.*
Harry: Let's go. *They walk to the end of the junk food aisle, turn a corner, and almost run into Draco and his two cronies.*
Draco: Watch where you're going, Potter.
Harry: Why don't you watch where you're going, Malfoy? *he mocks back*
Draco:*looks menacing* Oh, no, I'd watch where you're going if I were you. It's a big store. No one wants the ickle Potty-kins to get lost. *While Harry and Ron whip out their wands in unison and point them at Draco, Crabbe and Goyle finally start to laugh at Draco's comment.*
Hermione: Don't! This is a public place, there are muggles here! *Harry and Ron slowly put their wands away.*
Draco: *laughs as he walks away, and after a couple of minutes, Crabbe and Goyle start to laugh.*
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk to the breakfast food aisle.*
Ron: Where's the eggs?
Hermione: They're in the dairy aisle.
Ron: These muggles have got some screws loose.
Harry: What do we need from here?
Hermione: We each get a box of cereal of our choice... *Hermione grabs Banana Nut Crunch, Harry scans the cereal for awhile. After all, he had to endure bran cereal for breakfast at the Dursley's b/c of Dudley's diet.*
Ron: I got mine. *Throws a box of Fruit Loops in the cart. Harry grabs a box of Boo Berry cereal. Ron looks at the box and laughs at it.*
Harry: What's so funny?
Ron: They...think...that's...what...ghosts...look like? *laughs more*
Hermione: Well I don't think parents would let their children by a box of cereal with a ghost that was nearly headless, would they? Here Ron, you take the list. *hands Ron the list.*
Ron: Ok...er...we need one box of Pop tarts, any kind.
Harry: *walks to where the Pop tarts are stacked.* I don't believe this...
Ron: *walks over to Pop tarts* Bloody hell, Harry Potter Pop tarts, what next? This is too weird... (A/N: again, I don't know if they exist.) *The Pop tarts are midnight blue with yellow lightning bolts, snitches, and broomsticks on them.* Pumpkin flavored! Mmm... *grabs the Pop tarts*
Hermione: Anything else from here?
Ron: Nope. Now we need to go to the frozen food aisle.
Harry: *squints to read the signs that are hung from the ceiling. It's two aisles down. *they walk to the frozen food aisle.* (A/N: This is just where the t.v. dinners are.)
Ron: You'd think it would be easier to just put the wingardium leviosa spell on the signs... *they arrive at the frozen food aisle* It's freezing. *shivers*
Hermione: Well it is the frozen food section...
Ron: Haven't they ever heard of fireplaces?
Hermione *rolls her eyes* Give me that, you're wasting time! *rips the list out of his hands; Ron looks shocked* Ok we each get a t.v. dinner.
Harry: I'm used to these, but the bland Lean Cuisine ones. *Grabs a Boston Market chicken meal*
Ron: Hmm...*looks at the variety, but finally settles on a Salisbury steak meal that is meant for a family of ten. Harry and Hermione look at him strange* What? I'm hungry!
Hermione: *gets a frozen lasagna meal* Ok, that's all we need from here. Next is the dairy isle, which is just at the end of this aisle. *they walk to the dairy aisle, but come to a bizarre sight. The few muggles that are at the store are bombarding Snape.*
Muggle 1: OMG, you're that guy from Die Hard!
Muggle 2: It's Alan Rickman, you git!
Muggle 3: *is star struck and just stares at him*
Ron: HEY, that's my word! *Muggles 1, 2, and 3 look at Ron, and run over to him.*
Muggle 2: Rupert Grint, OMG, can I have your autograph?
Muggle 3: *is still star struck*
Ron: Huh? I'm Ron Weasley! *Muggles 1 and 2 look at Ron as though he is insane, and Muggle 3 finally comes out of her reverie.*
Muggle 3: You freak, it's just a movie. *the muggles run away from him, and go back to Snape.*
Snape: I'm not Alan Rickman; I'm much better looking than him. *looks offended*
Muggle 2: Well you're definitely not Snape, your hair isn't greasy enough!
Snape: You'd better watch it kid, if Dumbledore wasn't here, I'd turn you into a dung beetle. *All the muggles run away.*
Ron: *turns to Hermione.* Do I dare ask? *Hermione shakes her head.* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Question 1: What movie is this line from? "Red rover red rover, let Art go on over." If you know the answer, say it in your review. This one should be easy/medium.
~*~*~End of Chapter 3. That was about 3 pages on Microsoft Word. Again, I'll continue if I get between 5 and 10 reviews and if I'm not too busy.~*~* : )
Is anyone going to try any of the challenges I made last chapter?
P.S.: I forgot to mention what everyone was wearing. They're all wearing muggle clothes, even Snape, though his are all black. And he actually washed his hair for once.
Thanks to PuchikoKitty for being my first reviewer and Space Toaster1 for being my second. Keep the reviews coming! : )
Chapter 2: Confrontation with Draco, the breakfast food aisle, and more
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione are still in the junk food aisle.*
Ron: So what did you get so far?
Hermione: Oh, just some Cheese Nips, Oreos, and Harry Potter graham crackers...
Ron: WHAT?
Harry: Don't ask. *Ron, like Harry, looks confused. Just then, Dumbledore ambles back to the junk food aisle. This time he is wearing some of those cheap metal chain necklaces. Ron looks frightened.*
Hermione: Hello, Professor.
Dumbledore: Hi, Miss. Granger. *sees Ron's face* I just forgot to pick up some Oreos; I'm all out. *Dumbledore grabs a package of Oreos and ambles away.*
Harry: He sure likes to amble. So, what's next?
Hermione: Um... *scans list* We need to go to the breakfast food aisle.
Harry: Where's that? *The PA system comes on and a very bored-sounding male who sounds more unenthusiastic than Professor Binns says, "Attention Weis shoppers, today is Tuesday..."*
Ron: WHAT IS THAT?
Hermione: Shh, Ron! *The bored man continues, "Today we have a deal on cereal, that's right, all General Mills cereal is 50-75% off today only. Remember, cereal can be found in aisle 4. Yadda, yadda, I hate my job. (his boss yells at him) Sorry... Once again, thank you for shopping at Weis.*
Harry: Let's go. *They walk to the end of the junk food aisle, turn a corner, and almost run into Draco and his two cronies.*
Draco: Watch where you're going, Potter.
Harry: Why don't you watch where you're going, Malfoy? *he mocks back*
Draco:*looks menacing* Oh, no, I'd watch where you're going if I were you. It's a big store. No one wants the ickle Potty-kins to get lost. *While Harry and Ron whip out their wands in unison and point them at Draco, Crabbe and Goyle finally start to laugh at Draco's comment.*
Hermione: Don't! This is a public place, there are muggles here! *Harry and Ron slowly put their wands away.*
Draco: *laughs as he walks away, and after a couple of minutes, Crabbe and Goyle start to laugh.*
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk to the breakfast food aisle.*
Ron: Where's the eggs?
Hermione: They're in the dairy aisle.
Ron: These muggles have got some screws loose.
Harry: What do we need from here?
Hermione: We each get a box of cereal of our choice... *Hermione grabs Banana Nut Crunch, Harry scans the cereal for awhile. After all, he had to endure bran cereal for breakfast at the Dursley's b/c of Dudley's diet.*
Ron: I got mine. *Throws a box of Fruit Loops in the cart. Harry grabs a box of Boo Berry cereal. Ron looks at the box and laughs at it.*
Harry: What's so funny?
Ron: They...think...that's...what...ghosts...look like? *laughs more*
Hermione: Well I don't think parents would let their children by a box of cereal with a ghost that was nearly headless, would they? Here Ron, you take the list. *hands Ron the list.*
Ron: Ok...er...we need one box of Pop tarts, any kind.
Harry: *walks to where the Pop tarts are stacked.* I don't believe this...
Ron: *walks over to Pop tarts* Bloody hell, Harry Potter Pop tarts, what next? This is too weird... (A/N: again, I don't know if they exist.) *The Pop tarts are midnight blue with yellow lightning bolts, snitches, and broomsticks on them.* Pumpkin flavored! Mmm... *grabs the Pop tarts*
Hermione: Anything else from here?
Ron: Nope. Now we need to go to the frozen food aisle.
Harry: *squints to read the signs that are hung from the ceiling. It's two aisles down. *they walk to the frozen food aisle.* (A/N: This is just where the t.v. dinners are.)
Ron: You'd think it would be easier to just put the wingardium leviosa spell on the signs... *they arrive at the frozen food aisle* It's freezing. *shivers*
Hermione: Well it is the frozen food section...
Ron: Haven't they ever heard of fireplaces?
Hermione *rolls her eyes* Give me that, you're wasting time! *rips the list out of his hands; Ron looks shocked* Ok we each get a t.v. dinner.
Harry: I'm used to these, but the bland Lean Cuisine ones. *Grabs a Boston Market chicken meal*
Ron: Hmm...*looks at the variety, but finally settles on a Salisbury steak meal that is meant for a family of ten. Harry and Hermione look at him strange* What? I'm hungry!
Hermione: *gets a frozen lasagna meal* Ok, that's all we need from here. Next is the dairy isle, which is just at the end of this aisle. *they walk to the dairy aisle, but come to a bizarre sight. The few muggles that are at the store are bombarding Snape.*
Muggle 1: OMG, you're that guy from Die Hard!
Muggle 2: It's Alan Rickman, you git!
Muggle 3: *is star struck and just stares at him*
Ron: HEY, that's my word! *Muggles 1, 2, and 3 look at Ron, and run over to him.*
Muggle 2: Rupert Grint, OMG, can I have your autograph?
Muggle 3: *is still star struck*
Ron: Huh? I'm Ron Weasley! *Muggles 1 and 2 look at Ron as though he is insane, and Muggle 3 finally comes out of her reverie.*
Muggle 3: You freak, it's just a movie. *the muggles run away from him, and go back to Snape.*
Snape: I'm not Alan Rickman; I'm much better looking than him. *looks offended*
Muggle 2: Well you're definitely not Snape, your hair isn't greasy enough!
Snape: You'd better watch it kid, if Dumbledore wasn't here, I'd turn you into a dung beetle. *All the muggles run away.*
Ron: *turns to Hermione.* Do I dare ask? *Hermione shakes her head.* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Question 1: What movie is this line from? "Red rover red rover, let Art go on over." If you know the answer, say it in your review. This one should be easy/medium.
~*~*~End of Chapter 3. That was about 3 pages on Microsoft Word. Again, I'll continue if I get between 5 and 10 reviews and if I'm not too busy.~*~* : )
Is anyone going to try any of the challenges I made last chapter?