Cyber-Shady ~ Yo, sup people!!!! This time I'm doing this song "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus from the 'Loser' soundtrack, which Boris going to sing this time around, cause he got this huge crush on Voltaire and just got to get over himself LOL

Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or this song, except the parody below

Cyber-Shady ~ There on you go, Boris my buddy

Boris ~ *appear from behind the red curtain with tuxedo & microphone* Thanks mate

Cyber-Shady ~ Yeah that's cool, enjoy people!!

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"Stupid Old fag" sing by Boris

His name is Voltaire

I got a dream about him

Having an affair

I got dinner

In half an hour

Aw how he rocks

In pyjamas and high socks

But he doesn't care who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~Chorus~

Cause I'm just a stupid old fag, fatty

Yeah I'm just a stupid old fag, fatty

Listen to Elvis Presley, fatty with me

Ooohoo hoo hooooooo

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

His grandson's a d***

He brings guns to school

And he simply kick

My ass, if he knows the truth

I love his gramp, Volt

And he addicted to pot

But he doesn't care who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~Chorus~

Cause I'm just a stupid old fag, fatty

Yeah I'm just a stupid old fag, fatty

Listen to Elvis Presley, fatty with me

Ooohoo hoo hooooooo

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~Bridge~

Oh yeah, old fag

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah, old fag

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man, I feel like mould

It's late night and I am lonely

Low and behold

He's coming over to me

It's must be fake

My d**k start to shake

How does he know that I am...

And why does he give a damn about..

[VOLTAIRE] I GOT TWO RECORDS OF ELVIS PRESLEY, FATTY

F**K WITH ME, SUNDAY

DON'T SAY MAYBE

I'M JUST A STUPID OLD FAG FATTY

LIKE YOU

OOOHOOO HOO HOOOOOOO

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~Bridge~

Oh yeah, old fag

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah, old fag

No, he doesn't know what he's missing

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There hope y'all like it, next Kai getting drunk and sing Afroman's "Because I got high" R&R ^_^