This is my first fanfic. Please, no flames.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma or any other characters in this story. If I did I'd be rich.
Ranma's Payback
Ranma walked into Ucchans. His shirt was ripped, he was limping, and had bruises all over his face.
"Ranma-honey, what happened?" asked a very concerned Ukyo. "Stupid uncute tomboy and her stupid mallet. Why'd she have to hit me so damn hard?" "Well, just sit down and I'll get you some beef Okonomiyaki." Ranma sat down in front of the counter and said exasperatedly, "Thanks Ucchan, you're a real pal." Ukyo blushed a little after hearing this and started to pour the batter onto the grill. "So, why did Akane hit you?" asked Ukyo. "Shampoo hugged me." Said Ranma. Ukyo waited to hear more but Ranma said nothing. "That's it?" "That's it." Ukyo frowned, "You didn't encourage Shampoo, did you?" "What? No! Of course not!" Ukyo immediately brightened up.
"She's always hitting me for things I never do and never gives me a chance to explain. Stupid baka." Ranma said as Ukyo served the Okonomiyaki. "Hmmm, that's just not right." Ukyo thought, "Akane needs to be taught a lesson".