Sero Hour
Note: this is not needed, but I felt like putting this here. Recently, my girlfriend told me that I act exactly like, Inuyasha, except he doesn't curse as much as I do. I feel proud, I guess. Oh, by the way…
Ashitaka: When you say that my story is funny, I hope your are referring to the jokes, and not the story line, because that was supposed to be the serious part (stop laughing Tim, bastard). A.D.D stands for Attention Defasis Disorder (if I spelled this wrong, phuck off). It is when people have trouble keeping their attention centered on one thing at a time. Don't worry about being stupid, I'm told that I'm quite dumb too, and the only reason I know what A.D.D is is because my parents, friends, and girlfriend think that I have it. I'm glad that I have made you laugh so hard you fell off your chair and turned you into a weird alien kid. My work here is done. As for spelling "Sesshoumaru," I have seen it spelled a million different ways, so I just spell it the way that I think is right. Same thing for "Inuyasha" and "Tetsusaiga."
P.S: If you really think I'm funny, than check out my web comic when it comes out. See my bio for more details.
Disclaimer: Okay, Rumiko, I've had enough. I. Don't. Own. Your. Stupid. Anime. If you don't let up, I'll sic Tim on you, and he'll hound you for years about the horrible spelling errors in your subtitles that us Americans that don't know Japenese have to sit through just to watch an epesode of your show. So stay off my back, and I'll keep Tim off yours :).
Savage Beasts at Play
OUTSIDE OF TOTOUSAI'S CAVE, VOLCANIC CRATER
The beams of light cut through the air like lasers, and ripped through the new enemy's flesh like a wegie to a man's pride. The nameless Naraku spawn's flesh and blood was blown backwards and back onto the platform from which it leapt, and painted it a new red coat. Sero smiled as he watched his newest enemy fall before him in just one swipe. He balanced Tetsusaiga on his shoulder, and sat back to admire his work. Ashley watched the gruesome sight for a moment beore leaning over the side of the lava pit and throwing up into the boiling, churning mass. Sero never noticed this, nor did he notice Miroku and Sango rush to Ashley to comfort her. No, Sero only noticed to his delight that the only part of the demon that was left in one piece was it's mask, and he thought it's mourning face was quite fitting.
Just as Sero was thinking about how much more powerful he had become, and that he might actually THANK Sesshoumaru for forcing him to do this stupid journey, when suddenly every piece of the Naraku spawn started to liquify and turn a shade of silver. The silver substance flowed together and formed into one, and began to shape itself into a body, arms and legs. Then, the mask bubbled up out of the liquid and placed itself where the head would be. Wings sprouted from its back as is walked to retrieve its blue sword. Sero was visibly stunned, but prepared Tetsusaiga again, and extended his aura to meet his opponent's aura, and saw the familiar void.
In the blink of an eye, the Naraku spawn leapt at Sero, and broke through the void, destroying it before Sero could use it (u know, like Goshinki did). Before he knew what was happening, he was neck-and-neck with the opposing demon, and couldn't do much of anything besides block the incoming sword swipes thrown by his opponent. This was because the Naraku spawn had a smaller sword, and even though Tetsusaiga was weightless, it was bulky and hard to move quickly. In a split second decision, Sero droped Tetsusaiga, dodged the next strike from his opponent, and used his claws to remove the hand that held its sword. He threw the creature's hand at its feet, where it dissolved and once again became part of it, but kept its sword. "Now who's screwed?" he said before stabbing the Naraku spawn through the heart. This supposedly fatal blow merely stunned it for a second before it pulled its sword back out of its chest, and resumed a fighting stance.
It goes without saying that Sero was pretty surprised. I know you readers are smart enough to figure out that since the Kaze no Kizu didn't kill it that a simple stab to the heart wasn't gonna do the job. Too bad Sero wasn't that smart. He just gaped at the creature as it regenerated the hole in its chest. He came back to his senses as it stabbed at him. He grabbed the incoming blade, and pushed with all his might, shoving the sword into his enemy backwards, hilt first, so that the blade stuck out towards Sero. Ignoring the pain in his hands, he figured that this would buy him some time, so he extended his aura once again as he picked up Tetsusaiga.
He swung Tetsusaiga, made it transform, and cut the void at the same time, sending another shockwave of energy at the Naraku spawn. Sero was tired. At that moment he realized that it took quite a bit of force to cut the void. Seeing the dismay in his friend's face as the demon reformed itself, Miroku yelled to Sero: "get it in the lava!"
Now, THAT was an idea!
Sero ran headlong at the demon, and rammed into it with his shoulder just as it finished reforming, and knocked it right into the lava. The river of flame frothed up as the demon struggled to reach the surface, but it slowly subsided as the demon melted into nothingness. Sero was still staring into the magma when the creature burst forth from the firey mass and knocked him off his feet.
Now everyone was in awe.the monster had survived two Kaze no Kizu's, two stabs to the chest, and getting tossed into boiling hot magma. Something was wrong here. Then Miroku noticed: the creature's mask was somewhat melted. Suddenly, he had an epiphany. "SERO, THE MASK! DESTROY THE MASK!"
"Shut up you goddamn hippie, I KNOW what I'm doing!" Sero screamed as he cut the creature through the chest again. In truth, he was so mad that his previous efforts at killing this bastard falied miserably that he had not even heard the monk's advise. The creature hit Tetsusaiga mid-strike, and Sero didn't have enough time to turn the blade so he just smacked the creature with the blunt edge of his sword in the face. No, mask. The creature reeled, Sero waited for it to regenerate its face. A minute passed. Two minutes. No regeneration. Finally, it hit him.
He readied his Kaze no Kisu, and just as he swoung, the Naraku spawn struck his sword, causing an explosion that deflected both swords. They lay twenty feet apart from each other. Sero was cut pretty bad, but sat up. The demon was in a silver puddle again, but the mask was only partially destroyed. Both swords were behind his enemy. But for once, Sero had a plan.
He rose to his feet as the demon was reforming, and finished just as he reached it. When he reached it, he pulled Tetsusaiga's sheath from his side and smashed the mask over the head with it, knocking it to the ground. Naraku's spawn tried to stand, but Sero cracked it over the head again, using the sheath's barrier as a weapon. Sero droped to his nees and began to mercilessly beat away at the creature's head for what seemed like hours until, finally, it shattered. After the mask broke the body receeded ino the silver material once again, and formed a puddle in the middle of the arena. "Took you long fucking enough to die. Jesus Christ!" Sero muttered to the liquid.
Sero rose to retrieve his sword, and sheathed it before walking back to Totousai and the others. "Bravo Sero!" Sango praised. "Just like a true taija! You even used your head there! Who would have thought!"
"Thanks, I guess…" Sero muttered.
"You have really raised in strength and wits, Sero. I was worried when you didn't obey my advice immediately, but now I see that you had the situation under controll all along!" Miroku congradulated him with a pat on the back.
"You were all over him, it was amazing!" Ashley said while performing some punches and kicks at the air, and nearly falling in the lava pit.
"…right." Sero said, while stoping Ashley from falling to a boiling death.
Then Totousai walked up to Sero. "I now see that you really are as strong as Sesshoumaru hoped. For your display of strength I shall answer a question that has been haunting you for your entire life: why you survived The Awakening and are now imbued with radiation-absorbing powers."
"Wait, how did you know about-"
"Shut up, punk. You survived by the love imbued into you from your mother, and granted the power to fight back by the love imbued into you from your father. Your mother could have protected you with a miko energy field, but she did not have time to even think before it happened, and it was automatic, they loved you so much that you survived, and now you have the power to kill Naraku with his own power." Everyone was silent for five minutes. "Now, you must leave on your next journey. Undoubtably I will see you again."
Then Totousai turned to Miroku. "And now, you too must leave. Good luck, Michael Myers."
"Fuck you!" Miroku said, before dragging Sango down the mountain, followed by Sero with Ashley in the rear.
TWO DAYS LATER, A BAR LOCATED IN A TOWN MILES AWAY FROM TOKYO
He was angry. The man in question was looking for someone, but had heard hide nor hair of him for days now. This man's name was Ghost. He was looking for Sero, and was just thinking about where to find him when he overheard a conversation between some humans and a wolf demon.
"I just talked with Totousai, and he said that he sent the son of Inuyasha to meet with our leader Kouga up in the mountains! This is exciting!" Woah! That was news. A man in a large, black, tattered cloak that covered everything on him that sat one table away from Ghost got up and left. Ghost rose out of his seat and walked slowly up to the wolf demon's table.
"Tell me more…" Ghost said in his evil voice while brandishing a knife from his gloves. The wolf demon looked up at Ghost.
"Jesus Christ! You're that lunatic that attacked Tokyo!" Ghost reached out with lightning speed and held the demon three feet off the ground by his neck.
"Won't tell, huh? That's okay, I've heard all I need to know." He shoved his knife into the wolf's mouth and slowly pulled it back out, and threw him to the groud. Everyone in the bar went silent. "I have a question," he said, showing off his broad smile and sharp teeth. "Why do they continue to twitch even after I kill them? Is it because the brain waves have not refused to stop sending signals to their nerves, or that their soul is trying to make them stand up again to fight me once more?" As he finished this statement, everyone attacked him.
One after another they ran at him, and one after another they were struck down by his knife. Soon, everyone was dead, and he walked out the door laughing. When the police arived they found many dead bodies, but not one Ghost was still alive…
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Okay readers, I know where I want my fic to go, and I have the story all planned out (translation: there will be NO writers block!). Now that I have what I want, I want to know what YOU want. Tell me what does the fic need, and I just might shove it in there somewhere, so give me a hint, and I'll give you a story!
R&R! I just ordered Inuyasha the Movie: 2, and I hope its good!
El: Until next time!
Tim: Aww, piss arf!
El: Tim, just shut the fuck up.
Tim: Read the next capter or I'll hunt you down and gut you in the night with my ninja stalking powers!
El: You and your death threats!
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