The Fellowship had reached the mines or Moria. Arsenala had led the way.
Arsenala's stamina matched that of any elf in Middle earth, yet she was human. She was an unknown princess of Rohan. Her past had been hidden from her as she was abducted at an early age from her father, Theoden King. Her real father thought her long since dead. Her true name is Theodwaina.
Despite not knowing who she was, she had a truly regal air about her. This irritated Boromir. He would catch himself gazing at her long and silky blond hair that remained straight, which had a braid on either side of her face, much like the style of the elves. She could easily be mistaken for an elf. She was quite tall and fair with deep green eyes that matched the colour of a forest pool. Her cheekbones were high and the rest of her body was taunt and lithe. She was always attentive. Boromir did not like the way she always seemed to look through him when he spoke to hear. Her melodious voice would take on an icy tone when she addressed him, freezing him out yet making him yearn for her even more. An indescribable feeling was boiling inside him, but he daren't tell Arsenala for fear of an icy gaze and silence the rest of the quest. Such a fate would be worse than death (A/N: dum, ta, dum).
[Wemust note, thought the Wemust, must kill Mary Sue…oh, wait, that is what I'm going to do.]
Arsenala remained silent as Gandalf finally managed to open the doors to the musty mines of Moria. She had felt Boromir's gaze on her. She was upset that this unnerved her. She did not like the feelings of wooziness that overtook her every time that he spoke. She did not mean to take so icy a tone with him, but it was the only way to keep her feelings in check.
Silently the Fellowship moved into the Darkness.
[Did Mary Sue miss the watcher in the water, recounting her tales of woe? Yes, yes she did. The Wemust prepared to enter the scene. The cover of darkness was excellent. He hope that Mary Sue would keep it dark and not add 'thousands of chandeliers' or 'light only the Fellowship could use.' It had been known to happen.
The Wemust wanted into the story, so he slipped in. Mary Sue had jumbled up numerous times, but the Wemust was waiting for just the right time. Sue was off to make a slow seduction. The Wemust only wanted to slay 'Arsenala' before Boromir died. The Wemust thought that Boromir would want to die without the Mary Sue sobbing over him.]
Arsenala stumbled slightly and Boromir quickly helped her regain her balance. Arsenala was glad of the darkness as her face was turning a deep shade of red. She turned to Boromir and smiled pleasantly. She thanked him. Boromir noticed no coldness in her voice. His heart was soaring.
[Snort…Mary Sue made you a wuss, thought the Wemust.]
The Fellowship burst into the sunlight…
[What the fuck, thought the Wemust. They were outside the mines.
Breathe, thought the Wemust. Just breathe. Just take out a weapon and do it. Just take out a weapon and do it. Calm. It will be all right…]
…Arsenala was weeping to herself. Gandalf had been like a father to her. Boromir came to her. Not knowing what to do. He awkwardly placed his arms around her as she began to sob uncontrollably into his sturdy chest.
[Now! Thought the Wemust. She hasn't mentioned the Fellowship in a while; they won't see me! She is about to do something to Boromir. Some witty remark through the tragedy like…]
'Is that the horn of Gondor, or are you just happy to hold me,' asked Arsenala. Her forest green eyes were twinkling through they brimmed with tears.
[That was it. The Wemust drew his 'special sword' and grasped it in it's right hand. It flipped through the air between the love struck couple and slashed Mary Sue across the neck; she was gone before the Wemust landed.]
Boromir was replying to the air that it was his horn. He stopped and looked around. No one was there but he was fingering the Horn of Gondor. He shook his head and went after the Fellowship, grasping his horn tightly as he went…
The Wemust watched him catch up with the fellowship, as it cleaned and sheathed its blade. It may not be able to save Boromir from his fate, but it was able to save Boromir from Arsenala.
*Cue the Wemust zipping its vest and running into black*