Yo people this is going to be the last song in this story, it's a parody of 'the real Slim Shady' by Eminem, which again done by Kai. But don't worry all my loyal reader out there, cause I will make plenty of other song in my new other story later on (I think 30 songs here are a little too much ^^)

Disclaimer ~ I don't own Beyblade or this song "The real Slim Shady" (it's belong to my favourite rapper at all times Eminem) LOL. Only the parody below

Hope y'all like it.

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"The Real Kai Hiwatari"

~Cyber-Shady~

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Kai Hiwatari please stand up? (No respond)

I repeat, will the real Kai Hiwatari please stand up? (*Snoring* Zzzzzz)

We're gonna have a problem here..

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~Kai~ (Wake up crankily)

Y'all act like you never seen a sleep person before

Jaws all on the floor like Mariah cheated and Ray burst in the door

She started screaming her ass worse than before

They first time they were broke, throwing him with some furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

Volt didn't just did what I think he did, did he?"

And Tyson's said... nothing you idiots!

Tyson's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

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~Voltaire~ Some gay guys love Kai {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "Kai Hiwatari, I'm sick of him

Look at him, blading around grabbing his you-know-what

F**king the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

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~Kai~

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws gays in my neighbourhood

But no worse, than what's going on in Voltaire's bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just won't let fame flew, but can't

Cause it ain't cool to see Voltaire hump a drunk moose

"His bum is on it's lips, his bum is on it's lips"

And if he's lucky, he might just get a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what an old fag couldn't resist

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"Volt ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who eat other people a** like dinosaur {*SLURP*}

But if he love hump drunk animals and antelopes

then there's no reason Volt and Boris can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Carlos wave his boxer short, sing the chorus and it goes

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I'm Kai Hiwatari, yes I am the cutie

All you think Volt's disgusting

If you hate Voltaire Hiwatari please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

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Tyson don't get ladies for his effort

well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!

You think I give a damn about a lady?

Half of you chicks can't even stand me, live me alone or hump me

"But dude, what if they want you, would that be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, caught me here make the chicks some babies?

Shit, Tala & Bryan better let me switching team

so I can win with Big nose Ian and Spencer

and hear 'em argue over who hump the lady first

You little b****, put me last on the BBA

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's a dickhead!" he, he

I should download their humping sound MP3

And show the whole world how you gave a birth to kids {*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you big gay groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there ain't many of us just like me

Who cursed like me; who just mess things up like me

Who gave birth like me; walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next weird thing but not quite me!

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I'm Kai Hiwatari, yes I am the cutie

All you think I'm disgusting

If you hate Voltaire Hiwatari please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

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I'm such headache to listen to, cause I'm only giving you

Trick you try around in your gramps inside his bedroom

The only difference is I got the guts to admit it

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be blame or grounded at all

I just get the old fag and spit him

And whether he hate me doing it {*ERR*} I just s*** him

Better than ninety percent of you rebels out there can

Then you wonder how can kids killed up their parents like me

It's funny; cause at the truth I'm doing it when I'm boring

I'll be the only person in the mental institution flirting

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jerking around while I'm drinking

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person who is a Kai Hiwatari wannabe

He could be working at your mum's home, that's been blowing with bombs

{*Kaboom!!*} Or in the local zoo, humping

Screaming "I don't F*** a duck!"

With his pants down and his feeling all high

So, will the Kai wannabe please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

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I'm Kai Hiwatari, yes I am the cutie

All you think I'm disgusting

If you hate Voltaire Hiwatari please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

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I'm Kai Hiwatari, yes I am the cutie

All you think I'm disgusting

If you hate Voltaire Hiwatari please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

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Ha, ha Guess there's a evil Kai in all of us F*** you, Volt Let's all get high

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There hope y'all like it. Thanks for reading this song fiction, y'all so sweet taking your damn time to read this nonsense LOL ^_^ I wanna thank Dark Tala, hott dogg, Dr Kai & Sakura-Hiwatari for your loyalty of R&R this. Don't worry I will be still doing more song later on but it's going to be a different story title so keep an eye for it in my profile page. Thanks for reading once again ~Cyber-Shady~