(The following was written solely by Ms. Lindsey, who at this time would
like to be known as Count Aardvark from Hades, or Bob.naturally. I only
helped edit this story and post it. If it sucks please don't judge me.
Thank you. Bob wishes not to be judged either, but no one can promise
that.)
Harry awoke one morning just as the sun was rising. He looked out the window and saw that it was still lightly raining outside. It had been raining for three weeks now, and as a result, many owls that would have visited him with letters from his two best friends, Hermione and Ron, had been delayed in bringing the letters to their recipient. But then he heard a tap on the window, and he turned his head so fast that he heard his neck crack. But to his dismay it wasn't an owl. What exactly it was, Harry could not tell at first. He got up from his bed and took particular care not to make any noise, as there would be hell to pay if his uncle awoke. As Harry approached the window, he noticed something a little strange. there was a naked mole rat standing outside the it. Harry opened the window and let the naked mole rat in " I am Rufus 3000, from the future. And I have come to tell you that your help is needed in the time to come."
"Really?" Harry asked.
"No," said Rufus 3000, " but I have come to put you in a boiling pot of cheese, and possibly serve you a la carte."
"Oh my!" Harry gasped, "Well what must be done must be done, so go ahead with your boiling pot of cheese. And I will go quietly," Harry said calmly. But just then Hermione Granger appeared on the front lawn in a trench coat along with Ronald Weasley, who was sporting a two-piece bathing suit. " We have come to rescue you from Rufus 3000, Dumbledore warned us, well actually he warned me, but at the time I was eating cheesecake with Ron, and he heard too," Hermione exclaimed.
"Wow, thanks guys," Harry said, " But why did Ron have to wear a bathing suit?" Ron blushed and looked away. "It's mine actually" said Hermione, "I was just telling Ron that he would probably look better in it that I would."
"Oh, well you can't argue with that," said Harry.
"I'm not trying to be bothersome, but I do have a bunch of guests back at my house that are expecting Harry Potter boiled in cheese a la carte," Rufus said.
"Oh," said Harry, "Well by all means then, let the cheese boiling commence." Rufus grabbed Harry by the shoelace, as it was the only thing he could reach, being a naked mole rat, and led him to his doom, despite the horrified cries of Ron and Hermione.(which actually changed in to cries of joy when he was too far away to hear it)
Thus ended Harry Potter.
Harry awoke one morning just as the sun was rising. He looked out the window and saw that it was still lightly raining outside. It had been raining for three weeks now, and as a result, many owls that would have visited him with letters from his two best friends, Hermione and Ron, had been delayed in bringing the letters to their recipient. But then he heard a tap on the window, and he turned his head so fast that he heard his neck crack. But to his dismay it wasn't an owl. What exactly it was, Harry could not tell at first. He got up from his bed and took particular care not to make any noise, as there would be hell to pay if his uncle awoke. As Harry approached the window, he noticed something a little strange. there was a naked mole rat standing outside the it. Harry opened the window and let the naked mole rat in " I am Rufus 3000, from the future. And I have come to tell you that your help is needed in the time to come."
"Really?" Harry asked.
"No," said Rufus 3000, " but I have come to put you in a boiling pot of cheese, and possibly serve you a la carte."
"Oh my!" Harry gasped, "Well what must be done must be done, so go ahead with your boiling pot of cheese. And I will go quietly," Harry said calmly. But just then Hermione Granger appeared on the front lawn in a trench coat along with Ronald Weasley, who was sporting a two-piece bathing suit. " We have come to rescue you from Rufus 3000, Dumbledore warned us, well actually he warned me, but at the time I was eating cheesecake with Ron, and he heard too," Hermione exclaimed.
"Wow, thanks guys," Harry said, " But why did Ron have to wear a bathing suit?" Ron blushed and looked away. "It's mine actually" said Hermione, "I was just telling Ron that he would probably look better in it that I would."
"Oh, well you can't argue with that," said Harry.
"I'm not trying to be bothersome, but I do have a bunch of guests back at my house that are expecting Harry Potter boiled in cheese a la carte," Rufus said.
"Oh," said Harry, "Well by all means then, let the cheese boiling commence." Rufus grabbed Harry by the shoelace, as it was the only thing he could reach, being a naked mole rat, and led him to his doom, despite the horrified cries of Ron and Hermione.(which actually changed in to cries of joy when he was too far away to hear it)
Thus ended Harry Potter.