To Pull the Great Houdini Act (To Escape)
Alex walked stealthily across the hard stone floor. As she bit her lip and walked to the bars of the window that let you see out of the cell. The minister was coming she could feel it. Alex rushed over to Sirius and shook him awake. It had been 11 long years in Azkaban and she very much wanted to leave but also to stay with her one and only love.
"Wha ..?" He asked groggily.
"The Ministers coming!" she exclaimed. "He's got the daily Prophet, we should try and take it.
"Oh, do you want to do the talking?"
"I'll think about it."
"Haven't got much time, Alex."
"How bout you talk, dogboy."
"Allrighty then." Sirius cleared his throat to announce his presence to the minister.
Fudge jumped and looked furious at being disturbed on his inspection day. To Sirius it seemed he was dangerously close to hysterics and not to mention that he looked like he could or would kill anyone who dared to interrupt the silence of Azkaban.
"What do you want, Black?!" He snarled.
"I'd like, Your newspaper." He replied curtly, "Please."
Fudge glared, teeth bared, "And what gives you the right to ask me you dirty piece of scum?"
Alex had had enough, she walked through the wall and slapped Fudge upside the head four times. "DON'T YOU EVER TRY AND INSULT SIRIUS! HOW DARE YOU!?!"
Fudge was dumbfounded and or confused. "You.. You... How could you do that?"
"How could I do it? HOW COULD I DO IT?! I didn't have a regret at all about that!
Fudge just threw her the paper and ran like hell.
Alex walked back into the cell and handed the paper to Sirius.
He looked I over once and said "We're leaving tonite."
Alex looked quite shocked at this. "Finally no more living here,"
"Right we're living in the Forbidden Forest and up a tree." He stated back calmly.
"Oh really?"
"Alex, Alex, Alex, It's the only way to go really. I mean if you want to be hidden you have to make an effort to be hidden too."
"Hmmmm..."
"Well we leave tonight,"
"But how do we know that it's not already night, Oh great escape artist?"
"Fine we leave now then."
"You know that sounds great we should shouldn't we."
"well you do know the cost if we don't make it out right?"
"No I don't, Please share that with me."
"Ok, well first they torture you badly with atleast 19 whips, each with a variety of sharp rocks and beads that cut into flesh."
Alex bit her lip and her jaw quivered a bit. "Then they take you to the court room and don't give you a trial!"
Alex gasped.
"Do you know what the worst thing they do is Alex?"
"N-n-no."
"They bring in a dementor and suck out your soul so you will only be an empty shell in a cell, no sense of self at all only the pure of heart can survive the dementors kiss."
"So we have nothing to worry about?"
"Nope, nothing at all, we're pure and we will survive to tell the tale of the dementors kiss."
Alex's face brightened, "We will live to tell the tale." She repeated.
[A.N. I could stop here but it needs to be longer! Sorry for the long time I took updating]
*** Sirius and Alex were ready all they had to do was follow the plan they formed while eating the "stew" that they served everyday.
***** "They call this food?" Alex asked "tastes like a rotten rodent!" Alex blanched as she let her spoon spill the unidentified substance.
"Its not as bad as the food they served when they tried to have the dementors do a nutcracker ballet. Remember that?"
Alex burst into a fit of giggles. She recalled the time quite well actually. They had the dementors dress in sparkly pink totoos and dance around in them for 5 hours.
"Oh, God, That must've been the funniest day of my life. Evil creatures doing ballet!"
Sirius Smiled brightly and leaned forward, kissing Alex's jaw and receiving a longer kiss back. *****
"Ready?"
"Yha I am, Nervous but ready."
"One,"
"Two,"
"Three!"
Sirius transeformed and Alex walked through the bars transforming her hair to a strawberry blond, growing about 4 inches higher, and having her worn clothes turn into vibrant crimson, gold trimmed, and ankle length flowing robes. They were in the Arabian style with gold pants underneath. They were sleeveless and in the slightest bit the top of the over robes were tight fitting. The robes hugged her hips and split down the sides exposing her gold pants. She was also wearing leather moccasins that had little bells on the sides. She topped it of with a red choker and many small bracelets that were in a pattern of red and black. Alex elegantly tossed her hair over her shoulder and smiled.
"Let's go Siri!"
***
They had been wandering for hours through the endless hallways, The dementors didn't help either, They glided everywhere and Sirius And Alex had a hard job keeping out of their feeling ranges.
Alex cried with joy. Sirius mad a wining noise so that she would know he wanted to know why.
"We're there, that's the door."
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Ohhh Clifie! Well I finaly got of my fat but and updated right? Lol!
Nicole Black: I did read yours so far Its asome! Not exactly a romantic "AZKABAN" fic is it anymore.
Gypsy Angel: Thanks for the support!
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Alex walked stealthily across the hard stone floor. As she bit her lip and walked to the bars of the window that let you see out of the cell. The minister was coming she could feel it. Alex rushed over to Sirius and shook him awake. It had been 11 long years in Azkaban and she very much wanted to leave but also to stay with her one and only love.
"Wha ..?" He asked groggily.
"The Ministers coming!" she exclaimed. "He's got the daily Prophet, we should try and take it.
"Oh, do you want to do the talking?"
"I'll think about it."
"Haven't got much time, Alex."
"How bout you talk, dogboy."
"Allrighty then." Sirius cleared his throat to announce his presence to the minister.
Fudge jumped and looked furious at being disturbed on his inspection day. To Sirius it seemed he was dangerously close to hysterics and not to mention that he looked like he could or would kill anyone who dared to interrupt the silence of Azkaban.
"What do you want, Black?!" He snarled.
"I'd like, Your newspaper." He replied curtly, "Please."
Fudge glared, teeth bared, "And what gives you the right to ask me you dirty piece of scum?"
Alex had had enough, she walked through the wall and slapped Fudge upside the head four times. "DON'T YOU EVER TRY AND INSULT SIRIUS! HOW DARE YOU!?!"
Fudge was dumbfounded and or confused. "You.. You... How could you do that?"
"How could I do it? HOW COULD I DO IT?! I didn't have a regret at all about that!
Fudge just threw her the paper and ran like hell.
Alex walked back into the cell and handed the paper to Sirius.
He looked I over once and said "We're leaving tonite."
Alex looked quite shocked at this. "Finally no more living here,"
"Right we're living in the Forbidden Forest and up a tree." He stated back calmly.
"Oh really?"
"Alex, Alex, Alex, It's the only way to go really. I mean if you want to be hidden you have to make an effort to be hidden too."
"Hmmmm..."
"Well we leave tonight,"
"But how do we know that it's not already night, Oh great escape artist?"
"Fine we leave now then."
"You know that sounds great we should shouldn't we."
"well you do know the cost if we don't make it out right?"
"No I don't, Please share that with me."
"Ok, well first they torture you badly with atleast 19 whips, each with a variety of sharp rocks and beads that cut into flesh."
Alex bit her lip and her jaw quivered a bit. "Then they take you to the court room and don't give you a trial!"
Alex gasped.
"Do you know what the worst thing they do is Alex?"
"N-n-no."
"They bring in a dementor and suck out your soul so you will only be an empty shell in a cell, no sense of self at all only the pure of heart can survive the dementors kiss."
"So we have nothing to worry about?"
"Nope, nothing at all, we're pure and we will survive to tell the tale of the dementors kiss."
Alex's face brightened, "We will live to tell the tale." She repeated.
[A.N. I could stop here but it needs to be longer! Sorry for the long time I took updating]
*** Sirius and Alex were ready all they had to do was follow the plan they formed while eating the "stew" that they served everyday.
***** "They call this food?" Alex asked "tastes like a rotten rodent!" Alex blanched as she let her spoon spill the unidentified substance.
"Its not as bad as the food they served when they tried to have the dementors do a nutcracker ballet. Remember that?"
Alex burst into a fit of giggles. She recalled the time quite well actually. They had the dementors dress in sparkly pink totoos and dance around in them for 5 hours.
"Oh, God, That must've been the funniest day of my life. Evil creatures doing ballet!"
Sirius Smiled brightly and leaned forward, kissing Alex's jaw and receiving a longer kiss back. *****
"Ready?"
"Yha I am, Nervous but ready."
"One,"
"Two,"
"Three!"
Sirius transeformed and Alex walked through the bars transforming her hair to a strawberry blond, growing about 4 inches higher, and having her worn clothes turn into vibrant crimson, gold trimmed, and ankle length flowing robes. They were in the Arabian style with gold pants underneath. They were sleeveless and in the slightest bit the top of the over robes were tight fitting. The robes hugged her hips and split down the sides exposing her gold pants. She was also wearing leather moccasins that had little bells on the sides. She topped it of with a red choker and many small bracelets that were in a pattern of red and black. Alex elegantly tossed her hair over her shoulder and smiled.
"Let's go Siri!"
***
They had been wandering for hours through the endless hallways, The dementors didn't help either, They glided everywhere and Sirius And Alex had a hard job keeping out of their feeling ranges.
Alex cried with joy. Sirius mad a wining noise so that she would know he wanted to know why.
"We're there, that's the door."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohhh Clifie! Well I finaly got of my fat but and updated right? Lol!
Nicole Black: I did read yours so far Its asome! Not exactly a romantic "AZKABAN" fic is it anymore.
Gypsy Angel: Thanks for the support!
REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!