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" Are you feeling alright, Lord Dilandau?" Jajuka asked with worry.

" I feel like shit! Go to the market and buy me some herbs to cure this ugly headache!" the rude man demanded.

Jajuka obeyed and left for the door.

Dilandau felt sick, very, very sick. His head was spinning like hell and he couldn't feel his legs. At first, he thought it was nothing severe, but soon found the pain throbbing in his head to be unbearable. Stumbling onto the bed like a drunk, the man held his head in his arms and began to swear.

" Fuck! Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhh Chicken testicles ahhhhhhh!" he yelled in agony

Suddenly, a tingling sensation crawled up his spine as Dilandau discovered that his flat chest was beginning to rise to form two hills.

" Ewwwwww! I got boobies!" Dilandau screamed in terror.

Pulling down his underwear, the bewildered man realized that his snake was gone as well. He fainted.

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When Van returned home after a couple of beers, he felt a need for sleep. As he walked slowly up the stairs, his eyelids seemed to disobey his brain and he had to hold on to the railings for support.

When he finally got upstairs, he stumbled into Dilandau's room, mistaking it for his own and rushed over to the bed.

Lying down, Van fell asleep at once.

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Folken returned home, still not fully recovered from the old man's kick. He walked slowly into the kitchen and grabbed his wine bottle, pouring himself a full glass to relieve his tired mind.

" ahhhh, tasty!" the pleased man purred as he sipped the wine.

As the afternoon wore on, the heat formed sweat drops on Folken's forehead.

" Man it's hot in here!" he said and began peeling of pieces of clothing.

Slowly, Folken drifted to sleep on one of the chairs as the scene shifts to the area beside his feet where all of his clothes( including underwear) lay tangled on the floor.

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Jajuka got the herbs and decided to head back to Dilandau's house when he suddenly realized that he no longer remembers which street the house is located on. With a growl of frustration, the beast man began to go up and down every street, looking for the place.

No luck.

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Gaddess was cleaning the window of his bakery when an old man came running into his shop.

" What would you like today sir?" the polite baker asked with a forced smile.

" I want a job!" the old man said, flashing his eyelashes.

Holding his chin with one hand, Gaddess walked toward the old guy and asked " And just why should I offer you one?"

" um.um..because.because you're attracted to old guys like me?!" the weirdo said with a big smile that revealed only a few dangling black teeth.

Gaddess shivered. " Nice try." He said shaking his head as he took out a broom and swiped the old fart out the door.

Dornkirk lurked outside the bakery and once in a while looked through the window at the baker. "The lad is very hansom." he thought to himself " Too bad he's not into older men!"

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Allen sat quietly beside the sleeping form of his boy friend who snored like a pig. It's strange, but lately, the blond man does not feel attracted to his lover anymore. Perhaps because he's got his eyes on someone else. He needed more then just an 8 inch, he wanted the 12 inch one that dangled down Folken's legs. At the thought of Folken, Allen drooled and crawled out of bed.

When Allen came out of the washroom, he felt his throat burn with thirst so he decided to go to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

And guess who he sees??

To be continued.......

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author's note: wow. writing this chapter was fun! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee...